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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Crown shaped tater tots are good but so are the classic tater tots. I also got store brand tater tots once and they were like 20% bigger than the normal tater tots, which was pretty good actually.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Ain't had tater tots come fifteen year now l

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Tater tots are good but they're never something that I crave. If they happen to come into my life I will eat them happily.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Tater tots are God's food

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
douse'em with tabasco and smother'em with ketchup and call me the tatertocalypse

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

The existence of Tater Tots then implies the existence of Tater Newborns, Tater Infants, Tater Children, Tater Pre-Teens, Tater Teens, Tater Young Adults, Tater Adults, Taters Middle Aged and Elderly Taters and I want exactly as much of that information as you wanted, which is none.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I piss on u tots

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
They take too much cooking
Using an oven is a hassle

Takes too long as well

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Tater tots are good but they're never something that I crave. If they happen to come into my life I will eat them happily.

if i am craving potato and i'm at home usually i'll make some tots. i would never get tater tots at a restaurant, it defeats the entire purpose (burn the gently caress out of your mouth by tossing tots into your mouth straight from the oven like tic tacs.)

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


cheese nd bacon and green onions and hell some sour cream throw some jalapenos on there no its not nachos its totchos boyee

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i like chili cheese tots with sour cream and green onion.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


no longer allowed within 100 meters of a school, qlso can't buy tater tots, just have to let all the neighbors know, thanks

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Spinz posted:

They take too much cooking
Using an oven is a hassle

Takes too long as well

oven is a fools errand. deep fry them. it's quicker and they actually get crunchy

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Do cats like tater tots?

If so that is excellent news we can use them to lure them into, and then sustain them on their long ocean voyage to the floor of it.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Cower in fear puny tots, for TATER KEG has arrived!



Stuffed with all manner of deliciousness.

All shall love TATER KEG and despair.



Just try and fit more than one of these in your stupid air fryer. Hope you got the rotisserie attachment.

Carwash Cunt
Aug 21, 2007

Just yesterday I got a surprise tot. Looked like normal, but it was all delicious crust fused into the shape of a tot. No potato. Excellent start to the day.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Smugworth posted:

Cower in fear puny tots, for TATER KEG has arrived!



Stuffed with all manner of deliciousness.

All shall love TATER KEG and despair.



Just try and fit more than one of these in your stupid air fryer. Hope you got the rotisserie attachment.

nice


Carwash oval office posted:

Just yesterday I got a surprise tot. Looked like normal, but it was all delicious crust fused into the shape of a tot. No potato. Excellent start to the day.

nice

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Spinz posted:

They take too much cooking
Using an oven is a hassle

Takes too long as well

Have you tried an air fryer. Ten minutes you got some tots goin’

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station



is that raw sausage stuffed in that tot

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i find preheating the oven to be very meditative.

Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

Chili cheese tots from sonic are pretty tasty.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Smugworth posted:

Cower in fear puny tots, for TATER KEG has arrived!



Stuffed with all manner of deliciousness.

All shall love TATER KEG and despair.



Just try and fit more than one of these in your stupid air fryer. Hope you got the rotisserie attachment.

You gotta put Reuben fixins in the tater keg and dip em in 1000 island

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


this thread is a little high calorie and low caliber for me

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Doctor Dogballs posted:

is that raw sausage stuffed in that tot

It's steak tartare atop crab kegs, you ill-bred dunderheaded philistine. Now kneel before TATER KEG.

spouse
Nov 10, 2008

When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.


Good tater tots are better than good fries.

Bad tater tots are worse than bad fries.

Both are inferior to the superior forms of fried potato: The Wedge and The Curly Fry.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzBgS_hfssY

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

You gotta put Reuben fixins in the tater keg and dip em in 1000 island

Think bigger friend.



a TATER KEG for every occasion!

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Smugworth posted:

Cower in fear puny tots, for TATER KEG has arrived!



Stuffed with all manner of deliciousness.

All shall love TATER KEG and despair.



Just try and fit more than one of these in your stupid air fryer. Hope you got the rotisserie attachment.

is there any research into tater barrels or tater tankers? which kickstartr do i have to support to get this into action?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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How do you procure these tater kegs

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

How do you procure these tater kegs

Tweet your favorite TATER KEG recipe @TaterKegs and use the hashtag #BigTaterEra



https://twitter.com/TaterKegs/status/1131581492755390464?s=19

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Smugworth posted:

Think bigger friend.



a TATER KEG for every occasion!

:eyepop:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I can only find them on Amazon. It comes in a 10 pound box and they cost like 90-100 dollars

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
the guy on top chef who made cauliflower tots on the most recent episode should have gone home that show is fuckin rigged

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

10 pounds for $90-100 works out to roughly $9-10 per pound!!

WOW!

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
You know what french fries don't have enough of? Oil. Let's max out surface area before frying and make some pure delicious death

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Smugworth posted:

10 pounds for $90-100 works out to roughly $9-10 per pound!!

WOW!



I would gently caress those burgs up

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmP3UHXYi28&t=55s

sing along with me now

"Tater tots! Tater tots! Tater tots! Tater tots! Tater tots! Tater tots! Ta-ter ta-ter tots!"

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


I once referred to myself as a tater tot dumpster and I'm sticking with that

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Crusty Nutsack posted:

I once referred to myself as a tater tot dumpster and I'm sticking with that

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
tater tots are one of the greatest foods of all time

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