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bring me a whole pitcher of ceasars extra picante por favor
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Sid Vicious posted:im really high and just keep ordering more and more party platters, i eat half of the things from each and the rest get cold so i dont want to eat them and the half full party platters just pile up and pile up and eventually the virtual reality we are all coexisting in crashes from all the particles and polygons etc and other computer terms, another brunch ruined, this time for the last time a guy I know was once out tripping on lsd with another friend of mine and went into a shawarma place. my pal was tripping out outside and lost track of time when all of a sudden guy 1 comes running out of the restaurant with an arm full of shawarmas and the guy running the shop behind screaming at him 'get the gently caress out, just get the gently caress out of here, get the gently caress out' turns out he'd been in there for 45 minutes, labourously ordering a shawarma, paying for it, and then ordering another one, and then another one, and on and on and on. I tell this story at brunches all the time cause its amusing
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May 4, 2021 23:10
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Pockets all the loose sugar and creamer packets.
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May 4, 2021 23:12
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that's loving awesome lmao i can't even eat when im tripping he's heroic
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May 4, 2021 23:12
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wow look at all this kooky poo poo on the walls!!!!
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May 4, 2021 23:19
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So we’re splitting this evenly? Weeeellll, I only had the burger and 2 mimosas, I think you guys had at least 3? No, nah, never mind, it’s ok I guess. Whatever.
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May 4, 2021 23:23
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ill take an order of the shredded hash browns...oh...you only have cubed hash browns? do you have a cheese grater back there? bring that and the potatoes out here and ill do it myself.
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May 4, 2021 23:27
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Derpies posted:*Gives you a casual hand wave* "Oh I'm sorry, let me see what we have!" It's all fuckin Sysco and I don't gaf so I just won't come back to your table now, dipshit Glutenbooshees will tip 10 percent out of guilt even after anaphylaxis
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May 4, 2021 23:33
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wtf does artenesinial mean? Ill just have a mcmuffin thank you
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May 4, 2021 23:33
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Sid Vicious posted:im really high and just keep ordering more and more party platters, i eat half of the things from each and the rest get cold so i dont want to eat them and the half full party platters just pile up and pile up and eventually the virtual reality we are all coexisting in crashes from all the particles and polygons etc and other computer terms, another brunch ruined, this time for the last time im embedded halfway inside the wall two tables over, vibrating & t posing
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May 4, 2021 23:45
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paranoid randroid posted:im embedded halfway inside the wall two tables over, vibrating & t posing this makes me so uncomfortable lol
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May 4, 2021 23:47
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*is having a hangover diarrhea poo poo in the men's room*
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May 4, 2021 23:55
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Bonzo posted:*is having a hangover diarrhea poo poo in the men's room* *is in the next stall and  *
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May 5, 2021 00:34
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*follows one of you nonchalantly up to the small buffet or omlette station, whatever* ...yo. Dude they got pinball table out over on the side of the where the old main entrance or food court or whatever it was. It's still ON dude, you got any change? I got like 2.50, you wanna go?
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May 5, 2021 01:31
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What about brunch at a strip club?
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May 5, 2021 01:31
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:What about brunch at a strip club? Woah way to close to mixing the tuggin and brunching streams
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May 5, 2021 02:02
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willfully mispronounces carafe every time I order one, everyone else at the table has long since giving up asking me to pass it down
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May 5, 2021 02:04
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Feeling blessed because the waitress left a whole pot of coffee at our table
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May 5, 2021 02:23
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I'm the "oh poo poo I must've left my card at the bar last night, you got me?" guy who's with every 30-something brunch party
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May 5, 2021 02:26
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bagmonkey posted:I'm the "oh poo poo I must've left my card at the bar last night, you got me?" guy who's with every 30-something brunch party Yeah dude, you left it at my place. *hands you your card in front of everyone*
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May 5, 2021 02:37
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Derpies posted:Woah way to close to mixing the tuggin and brunching streams Lol
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May 5, 2021 03:18
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This is so much sexier then the mall where they keep their clothes on. Pass me the ketchup
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May 5, 2021 04:30
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Hmm I've noticed that couple came after us and received their food first. I'm just saying.... *Keeps eye on every guest that came after* *audibly scoffs when waiter takes another later groups drink order, and gestures at nobody in particular*
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May 5, 2021 04:37
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Do you have sweet and low? Only Splenda? Oh umm *10 second pause while I overthink sugar substitutes*
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May 5, 2021 04:38
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Is it just me or does this water taste like tap water?
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May 5, 2021 04:39
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Excuse me waitress, uh Ms spins, running low on coffee here!
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May 5, 2021 05:31
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I insist on pulling my eyeglasses down to the tip of my nose and calling them egg bennies.
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May 5, 2021 11:47
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i would like to order more beers or do i have to drink mimmosas?
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May 5, 2021 12:19
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Derpies posted:Excuse me waitress, uh Ms spins, running low on coffee here! Snap your fingers to get her attention
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May 5, 2021 13:41
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She forgot my water, but I already started eating and it's been at least ten minutes and I'm not sure if I can flag her down because she seems busy today but I would really like to drink some water but how can I say it without sounding like a jackass "oh excuse me did I order a water?" "could I get a water, please?" like you know I did and you forgot but how can I say that like I forgot my own order it sounds passive aggressive as gently caress but I should have some water soon so just ask her like a regular loving human being but now I'm all worked up about it and she'll hear that in my voice and really I don't want to be a dick about it but drat this could have been avoided if we'd just agreed about the water situation from the start and oh god here she comes "Doing okay here, folks? "Yes, thanks! Great eggs!" God dammit. She left again.
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May 5, 2021 13:50
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After I toast to the foreverial defeat of racism following the Chauvin verdict with my mimosa made from bottom shelf champagne and Minute Maid orange juice that costs ten dollars a pop, I’ll usually order the Benedict. I’m usually a biscuits and gravy guy but very few restaurants can make them right because everyone’s too fuckin stingy to use enough sausage or pepper.
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May 5, 2021 13:52
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ProperGanderPusher posted:After I toast to the foreverial defeat of racism following the Chauvin verdict with my mimosa made from bottom shelf champagne and Minute Maid orange juice that costs ten dollars a pop, I’ll usually order the Benedict. I’m usually a biscuits and gravy guy but very few restaurants can make them right because everyone’s too fuckin stingy to use enough sausage or pepper. I am genuinely thrilled at the amount of people eating eggs benedict at our brunch. Is this a bit, or do you all love egg bennies as much as I do?
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May 5, 2021 13:53
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Hey I'm trying to save up for another new car, they don't need a tip.
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May 5, 2021 13:53
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I love you Hunny Bunny. ALRIGHT EVERYBODY BE COOL THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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May 5, 2021 13:56
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"Excuse me, miss? Could IBonzo posted:
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May 5, 2021 14:02
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Grumblepuff posted:I am genuinely thrilled at the amount of people eating eggs benedict at our brunch. Is this a bit, or do you all love egg bennies as much as I do? In my experience the floor and ceiling are high compared to other brunch items, and it’s one of those dishes I can’t just make at home easily.
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May 5, 2021 14:13
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Bonzo posted:I love you Hunny Bunny. Awkwardly walks in mid robbery. Patiently waits to grab a table.
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May 5, 2021 14:56
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These menus are filthy
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May 5, 2021 14:59
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I get up to stop the robbery with a handful of hot egg in my hand. At that moment the waitress swings around the corner to bring my water. I get a serving tray to the face and fall on the floor covered in water and eggs.
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I'll have eggs george, because I don't eat traitor's eggs.
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