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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Umm

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
I now believe dogecoin will be $5 by Monday and $100 by the end of the month.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i have a friend who was mildly upset in january at losing his dogecoin wallet but it's worth 40k today lmao

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

The best part about this is BTC is tanking again

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/cumrocket-crypto/

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

jesus that's up like 1000% lol

shoulda rode the cumrocket

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

i shoulda bought this poo poo when u 1st posted it lmfao. gently caress me!!

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
tell me which coin I should buy right now that will definitely turn into a fortune

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

indigi posted:

tell me which coin I should buy right now that will definitely turn into a fortune

cumrocket or the one they are mining from SSD's in China.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Nonsense posted:

cumrocket or the one they are mining from SSD's in China.

thats chia. also dont forget safemoon the literal ponzi scheme wwhich "cannot go tits up" as they say

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

Nonsense posted:

cumrocket or the one they are mining from SSD's in China.

it’s already 800 bucks per and the creator says not to bother if you have less than 200tb or some nerd poo poo.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

meanolmrcloud posted:

it’s already 800 bucks per and the creator says not to bother if you have less than 200tb or some nerd poo poo.

oh drat, thought it was small time for now but would blow up as word made its way west

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

Smythe posted:

thats chia. also dont forget safemoon the literal ponzi scheme wwhich "cannot go tits up" as they say

i'm already hitting up my friends and family for investment funds

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?
My three greatest investment returns ever are tiny toy spaceship models that I bought on eBay for pennies on the dollar, Gamestop stock, and soon to be loving Dogecoin. This is horrible.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

60 CENT DOGE TO THE MOON

Porpoise With A Purpose
Feb 28, 2006

Is doge the new number?!

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

it just gets dumber and larger

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

it’s Elon’s sons birthday so it’ll hit 1 dollar.

Happy birthday little X Æ A-12.

PawParole has issued a correction as of 04:47 on May 5, 2021

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

meanolmrcloud posted:

it just gets dumber and larger

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat
Turns out I should have invested in doge instead of VOO - needless to say today has been a bit of a learning experience haha.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

Turns out I should have invested in doge instead of VOO - needless to say today has been a bit of a learning experience haha.

what did you learn

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
drat doge gonna buy me a new mac mini at this rate. i love investing

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

NUMBER LIVES

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat

Paradoxish posted:

what did you learn

That a million Tik-Tok investors can’t be wrong :/

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

Turns out I should have invested in doge instead of VOO - needless to say today has been a bit of a learning experience haha.

Lol me too put I also put a grip in doge but if I put the Real Money in doge.... Rofl. Hindsight etc.

Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
Buglord
Doge at 69 cents

Niiiice

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
I'm up 1000% the last 3 months. Down 80% all time but we dont click that tab

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Hadlock posted:

So, I just checked the bfgoons bitcoin wallet, uh, thanks to whoever donated the three bitcoin to support the servers back in what, 2011

My favorite post in games today.

A free copy of BF VI to every goon!

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

OhFunny posted:

My favorite post in games today.

A free copy of BF VI to every goon!

can you link to it?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

OhFunny posted:

My favorite post in games today.

A free copy of BF VI to every goon!

Amazing

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Are you proud of me?

Are you proud of what I do?

I'll try to be a better man than the one that you knew.

Cloks posted:

can you link to it?

the top part of the quotebox where it says "sources close to" is the link to the quoted post






i have an acquaintance who sold all of his dogecoin and has it in other things and it's just like lol ok buddy (he has safemoon) (no it's not actually me)

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

Alobar posted:

the top part of the quotebox where it says "sources close to" is the link to the quoted post

lol, didn't realize that

i was talking to a buddy about dumping money into doge this week and pulling it out immediately after SNL for a quick bump and we realized it was a bad idea because we both had it independently which means a lot of other people are probably thinking that

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
i’m going to part ways with my doge just before snl airs :mmmhmm:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

punished milkman posted:

i’m going to part ways with my doge just before snl airs :mmmhmm:

Sell half.

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Smythe posted:

i shoulda bought this poo poo when u 1st posted it lmfao. gently caress me!!

and you should have bought it when you posted this too

poo poo already has a 300 million marketcap which means i won't buy it and it'll probably reach safemoon levels as a result

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

should I buy the cum coins now or??

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Cloks posted:

lol, didn't realize that

i was talking to a buddy about dumping money into doge this week and pulling it out immediately after SNL for a quick bump and we realized it was a bad idea because we both had it independently which means a lot of other people are probably thinking that

this is a good sign. you just have to sell before everyone else. and to do that you only need to be a little bit smarter. this is basically free money

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

cumshitter posted:

this is a good sign. you just have to sell before everyone else. and to do that you only need to be a little bit smarter. this is basically free money

jokes on you, we're all complete idiots here

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
here is anohter one: buy pumpkin stocks shortly after haloween when they are cheapest. this is also a good time to pick out a costume for cheap if you dont mind committing so far in advance

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Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
cumshitter I left my savings ($2,417) in a brown paper bag under the tree at the corner of 19th and 4th. Please invest it for me wisely.

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