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OPEN PELOSI NOT ANOTHER WORD
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# ? May 5, 2021 04:04 |
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Things that didn’t age not well: Steve Yun has issued a correction as of 04:08 on May 5, 2021 |
# ? May 5, 2021 04:05 |
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hope that guy enjoys going maskless in federal prison
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# ? May 5, 2021 04:06 |
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Lacrosse posted:Found out through the grapevine there was a positive covid case at the office but no mention of it from HR so I guess they're done telling us about it. I've noticed a lot less people in the office lately and now I know why. hell yeah covid office buddies. So what finally got me looking for another job for real today? The HR lacky who told me "Why don't you ask people to put their masks on" just got promoted while 2 other people got laid off. fuckin priorities are in order. Also another coworkers kid probably has covid now. they did a rapid test that said no but the doc was like "I think its covid, please come back in 3 days for another test" Oh and every person at the office who has covid now? Lives with in a mile of me lmao. NORTH SEATTLE BLOWIN UP (oh wait not like the time it blew up from a gas explosion.. gently caress that was twice )
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# ? May 5, 2021 04:10 |
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Sydney has a mystery case. The list of places they visited tells a simple yet inspiring story of a man and his quest for the perfect steak
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# ? May 5, 2021 04:20 |
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https://www.thetrumparchive.com/?searchbox=%22china+virus%22
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# ? May 5, 2021 04:22 |
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jesus that dude must poo poo literal bricks. RIP his colon and the colo rectal cancer that will surely eventually visit him will not be kind.
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# ? May 5, 2021 04:22 |
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It all starts with a man who orders a steak in a restaurant and finds it is absolutely tasteless so decides they can make a better one at home
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# ? May 5, 2021 04:27 |
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Lacrosse posted:OK so what's the end game here? If we aren't going to pay people to take the vaccine and we aren't going to meaningfully force people to take it, then what happens? Do we just wait for some super mutant strain to tear through anyone not vaccinated until they're either dead or scared straight into taking it? We are probably on the 2nd wave. The third wave may be virus mutate into more contagious and less deadly and then burn itself out.
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# ? May 5, 2021 04:29 |
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Lacrosse posted:OK so what's the end game here? If we aren't going to pay people to take the vaccine and we aren't going to meaningfully force people to take it, then what happens? Do we just wait for some super mutant strain to tear through anyone not vaccinated until they're either dead or scared straight into taking it? Literally anything can happen and it eventually just died off, more or less. Almost all viruses do, or they mutate and become less deadly and spread easier (like the person above me said) and keep doing that until they're a joke. Ideally, enough people get vaccinated to give this thing less room to mutate, it falls away, and covid hell world is a fading nightmare by this time next year.
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# ? May 5, 2021 04:41 |
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fischtick posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/Oregonian/status/1389709724715737091 It's a topiary you philistine
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# ? May 5, 2021 04:45 |
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# ? May 5, 2021 04:51 |
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my company wont open offices until at least september and it is 100% optional because all we do is make and sell software lol the exception is australia because theyve been open forever anyway
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# ? May 5, 2021 04:52 |
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lol so they closed indoor dining in my county last Friday, and will be reopening indoor dining on Friday. What are we doing here? What is the goal?
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# ? May 5, 2021 05:12 |
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i think i might have that cave syndrome im afraid of the vaccine, like the propaganda has seeped into me somehow. and i dont want to be. it's like i have this weird sense of dread about everything possible going wrong.
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# ? May 5, 2021 05:13 |
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also a year ago:
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# ? May 5, 2021 05:14 |
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Peter Daou Zen posted:i think i might have that cave syndrome what aspect of it are you worried about
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# ? May 5, 2021 05:14 |
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Steve Yun posted:what aspect of it are you worried about ive always been a hypochondriac and i think every little pain is The End and I freak out about poo poo so people talking about blood clots or sterilization and all of that stuff has somehow seeped into me. i'm actually embarrassed.
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# ? May 5, 2021 05:24 |
Peter Daou Zen posted:i think i might have that cave syndrome this is anticipatory release, not cave syndrome. just close your eyes, you won't even feel the needle.
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# ? May 5, 2021 05:25 |
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Smythe posted:My office has resumed in-person work. If it's a computer job tell them to eat poo poo
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# ? May 5, 2021 05:27 |
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Peter Daou Zen posted:ive always been a hypochondriac and i think every little pain is The End and I freak out about poo poo wait are people actually talking about sterilization? lol we've been talking about sterilizing immunity, which is about killing the virus before it has a chance to get up to a proper infection, not target locking your balls/ovaries
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# ? May 5, 2021 05:30 |
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Peter Daou Zen posted:i think i might have that cave syndrome Peter Daou Zen posted:ive always been a hypochondriac and i think every little pain is The End and I freak out about poo poo get the vaccine, covid will sterilize you and destroy your toes and give you alzheimer's
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# ? May 5, 2021 05:34 |
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Peter Daou Zen posted:ive always been a hypochondriac and i think every little pain is The End and I freak out about poo poo Does it to help to focus on replacement? COVID: Long list of problems, mostly big, very high likelihood. VAXX!: Short list of problems, mostly small, very very low likelihood. (Choose the smaller one.) And either you choose the vaxx or COVID chooses you. (Choose the smaller one.)
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# ? May 5, 2021 05:45 |
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silicone thrills posted:hell yeah covid office buddies. I'm down in South King and the city I work in is one of the worst rates in the county lmao
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# ? May 5, 2021 05:45 |
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Bullfrog posted:DSM-6 page 420
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# ? May 5, 2021 05:50 |
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Bullfrog posted:DSM-6 page 420 Ha, nice.
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# ? May 5, 2021 05:51 |
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Peter Daou Zen posted:ive always been a hypochondriac and i think every little pain is The End and I freak out about poo poo Hi friend, It's going to be okay. I got both of my shots and I was super nervous about them, too. Two weeks after my second Moderna, I'm totally fine. You will be, too. You're gonna do great and you'll have cool kids with cool antibodies. Go get your pokes and kick covid's rear end.
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# ? May 5, 2021 05:53 |
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Hi friend, welcome also hell yeah
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# ? May 5, 2021 05:57 |
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quote:Renowned infectious diseases expert Dr Rajendra Kapila, 81, dies of Covid-19 Ugh, poo poo.
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# ? May 5, 2021 05:58 |
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Accretionist posted:Ugh, poo poo. this fools even the professionals. you need to get a covid vaccine not a pfizer vaccine.
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:01 |
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Accretionist posted:Ugh, poo poo. seems fine to Nate. open it up!
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:04 |
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Peter Daou Zen posted:ive always been a hypochondriac and i think every little pain is The End and I freak out about poo poo It’s okay, I mean when the pandemic was new I thought every new stuffy nose or headache was COVID, it’s a common panic thought when something is in the forefront of your mind all day I have a friend who was hesitant because her mom just had a stroke recently and she had a history of strokes in her family. The Johnson and Johnson clot news freaked her out so much that she even held off on MRNA vaccines until she could research them more to absolutely prove that they don’t cause clots, it wasn’t enough for her to just accept that there were no reports of clots with them I pressed her about it, I told her that she was 10x more likely to get hit by lightning or get killed by a shark than to get a non-lethal clot from J&J, but it didn’t matter because her hesitancy was fueled by her distress about her mom almost dying. (She eventually got her Pfizer because she found out her renter is antivax) It might help to recognize that your hesitancy is fueled by emotions, and make an effort to make decisions around reliable facts. This thread has gone over the safety of the vaccines millions of times. The stuff about vaccines causing sterilization is just so easily debunked, people are still getting pregnant despite half of the country having gotten vaccinated. We are not seeing an epidemic of childbirth rates lowering after the vaccine (although we did see a slight decline because of the pandemic) As was mentioned earlier, it might help to make a list of everything bad that can happen to you from the vaccine, what are the chances of negative reactions happening, and then compare them to the chances of myocarditis, brain fog, permanent taste loss, blood clots, stroke, erectile dysfunction and genital lesions from COVID are If you have any other concerns, list them and we’ll debunk them out in the open!
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:05 |
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Accretionist posted:Ugh, poo poo. A modern-day Semmelweis
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:05 |
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we’re lucky so many anti vaccination people are proud enough to announce their opinions
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:11 |
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Peter Daou Zen posted:ive always been a hypochondriac and i think every little pain is The End and I freak out about poo poo I've been medicated for OCD with symptoms presenting as health anxiety for a couple years so I feel you. It can be challenging, the disconnect between the fears and what you know is "rational". For me, SSRIs gave enough energy to the rational part to eventually overcome the fear-based thinking. If you're medicated and that isn't enough right now, (covid is nightmare mode for this poo poo) or you don't have access to treatment yet you can try and realign your thought process for long enough to finish the vaccine course. Health anxiety, in my experience, seemed to stem from a fear of not being able to fully control the randomness of my own body. Aside from the statistics on their safety, I would think of getting the vaccine as a choice that brings you more control. Covid is an illness which is very random, unpredictable in symptoms and severity. On the other hand, the covid vaccines are well understood, ingeniously designed and give good protection against infection. Your vaccination will also reduce the collective spread, meaning that fewer people will have to roll that dice for the lives of themselves, their family and friends. For me, my mild second-shot side effects were somewhat cathartic. I felt "sick" but knew I was safe and there was no mystery as to why I felt off. Bullfrog has issued a correction as of 06:30 on May 5, 2021 |
# ? May 5, 2021 06:22 |
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Accretionist posted:Ugh, poo poo. Oopsie doodle
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:30 |
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Bahahahaha ok well yes he was a real person who did definitely just die and here's a bunch of verified twitter accounts from folks who knew him talking about it but maybe he just died with covid
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:33 |
Chamale posted:So many people are dying here and there's very little I can do about it. I know! I'll post through it
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cobis
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The Oldest Man posted:Bahahahaha got that double pfizer titer load definitely seen old people without good titers after vax so who knows dark humor, but i laughed at this bit: quote:INDIA NEWS
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