BYOB Traveling Spaceship: hello we're here to haunt pragmatica, personally

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Mayor Dave: Bernie the Snow Clown

Flavius Aetass posted:

# ? May 4, 2021 22:25

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 04:06

Mayor Dave: Bernie the Snow Clown

I much prefer leftover dinner to any traditional breakfast, traditional breakfast is way too heavy and is actually better off as dinner

# ? May 4, 2021 22:27

Crusty Nutsack: SUCK LASER, COPPERS

# ? May 5, 2021 06:06

Cage Kicker: End of the fiscal year, bitch.
MP's got time to order pens for year year, hooah?

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what about second breakfast

# ? May 5, 2021 06:17

alnilam

Cage Kicker posted:

what about second breakfast

I don't think he knows about that

# ? May 5, 2021 06:18

GWBBQ

Tangerine (Tangy), who was with us Until Mar. 14, 2007. 23 years is a pretty good run and when I'm still half asleep my weird brain sleep stuff makes me acutely aware of the feeling him climbing on top of me or curling up against me.

# ? May 5, 2021 08:02

GWBBQ

Also, in the spirit of CSPAM and the 'YOB, if you have the means to do so it would be cool and super chill of you if you could find a local mutual aid group and help out disadvantaged and unhoused people locally and see what you could do for them.

Welcome to earth, from space.

# ? May 5, 2021 08:08

cumshitter: by Fluffdaddy

Cage Kicker posted:

what about second breakfast

this is just corporate propaganda the same way taco bell created fourth meal. there is no ethical consumption under capitalism and that extends to food

# ? May 5, 2021 10:45

Zedhe Khoja: sürgünden selamlar
yıkıcılar ulusuna

the only proper leftist diet is the one that one sect of monks use to self-mummify when they get old

# ? May 5, 2021 10:58

MoaM: Joyous.

I like beans and oatmeal.

I also like bacon and eggs.

The morning is a good time for food.

# ? May 5, 2021 11:52

Prof. Crocodile

Crusty Nutsack posted:

# ? May 5, 2021 12:15

Prof. Crocodile

Zedhe Khoja posted:

the only proper leftist diet is the one that one sect of monks use to self-mummify when they get old

I tried the Desiccated Monk diet, but my doctor told me to stop because it is really high in sodium, and also she was worried that it would ultimately lead to white people stealing me and putting me in a museum somewhere.

# ? May 5, 2021 12:19

Ghost Leviathan: Exploration is ill-advised.

Is it still breakfast if you barely ever manage to get up before noon

# ? May 5, 2021 13:19

Skyl3lazer: [Dooting Stealthily]

Crusty Nutsack posted:

i love birds but would never own one. I just want a friend w/ one

# ? May 5, 2021 13:28

Skyl3lazer: [Dooting Stealthily]

Sing Along posted:

Is this an American Breakfast? Gamers, please assist me, I am a strangner in htese lands:

this brand of jerky is good

# ? May 5, 2021 13:30

Ghost Leviathan: Exploration is ill-advised.

Skyl3lazer posted:

i love birds but would never own one. I just want a friend w/ one

Cut out the middleman and be friends with a birb

# ? May 5, 2021 13:32

Dolphin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

are there any sinks on this ship?

# ? May 5, 2021 13:36

Flavius Aetass

Dolphin posted:

are there any sinks on this ship?

# ? May 5, 2021 13:49

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

I have a bird. And she's a little weirdo. She goes on these stretches of making one specific noise. Like for a month she'll just click as her primary noise. Then she'll switch to a like an extended water drop sound for a few weeks, then she'll switch to chuckling.

But for the past couple weeks she's been meowing for some reason. Mostly just when she climbs to the top of something like the file cabinet. She'll work her way up there and then I'll hear, "...meow..." from the other room. And she's not even really making the sound of a cat meowing. She's literally just saying the word "meow" like Gary does on Songebob.

# ? May 5, 2021 17:52

Dolphin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

your bird looks like a baboon in heat

# ? May 5, 2021 18:05

Cpt_Obvious

Flavius Aetass posted:

NO

Where do I wash my hands after I post?

# ? May 5, 2021 18:12

Mayor Dave: Bernie the Snow Clown

Cpt_Obvious posted:

Where do I wash my hands after I post?

Dolphin doesn't use the sink to wash hands

# ? May 5, 2021 18:15

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Dolphin posted:

your bird looks like a baboon in heat

Your dolphin looks like Mike Lindell on a bender.

# ? May 5, 2021 18:18

Goons Are Gifts

can anyone help me define how much food is required to qualify as a meal, we are having a really tough fight over here

# ? May 5, 2021 18:34

Amp

Goons Are Great posted:

can anyone help me define how much food is required to qualify as a meal, we are having a really tough fight over here

one to three

# ? May 5, 2021 18:35

Mayor Dave: Bernie the Snow Clown

Goons Are Great posted:

can anyone help me define how much food is required to qualify as a meal, we are having a really tough fight over here

If you can hold it in a fist it's a snack

# ? May 5, 2021 18:35

Goons Are Gifts

so how many snickers fit into a regular hand and at what point are you no longer allowed to eat anything else because else you had two meals

# ? May 5, 2021 18:36

DarkEuphoria

Cpt_Obvious posted:

Where do I wash my hands after I post?

after cspam gets done with it, definitely NOT the sink

on a related note, how many lemons does the spaceship�s plumbing system require for proper freshening?

# ? May 5, 2021 18:37

Mayor Dave: Bernie the Snow Clown

Goons Are Great posted:

so how many snickers fit into a regular hand and at what point are you no longer allowed to eat anything else because else you had two meals

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

one to three

# ? May 5, 2021 18:39

AppleNippleBOB

MoaM posted:

I also like bacon and eggs.

The morning is a good time for food.

Fry bacon crispy, hard-boil eggs, then chop then small. Make a pot of rice.

Crumble bacon, add it and the eggs to the rice with generous amounts of salt and pepper. Stir (and serve with butter).

Classic family breakfast: Bacon Eggs and Rice

# ? May 5, 2021 18:53

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

Im eating a bowl of raisin bran for lunch because I forgot to refrigerate my leftovers last night.

# ? May 5, 2021 18:59

Manifisto

samantonio posted:

I have a bird. And she's a little weirdo. She goes on these stretches of making one specific noise. Like for a month she'll just click as her primary noise. Then she'll switch to a like an extended water drop sound for a few weeks, then she'll switch to chuckling.

But for the past couple weeks she's been meowing for some reason. Mostly just when she climbs to the top of something like the file cabinet. She'll work her way up there and then I'll hear, "...meow..." from the other room. And she's not even really making the sound of a cat meowing. She's literally just saying the word "meow" like Gary does on Songebob.

that's awesome and hilarious. for some reason african grays really seem to like making the water drop sound? I can't recall hearing that from another species.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 5, 2021 19:00

Manifisto

Goons Are Great posted:

can anyone help me define how much food is required to qualify as a meal, we are having a really tough fight over here

2+ tacos or 1+ burriot

# ? May 5, 2021 19:02

Crusty Nutsack: SUCK LASER, COPPERS

samantonio posted:

I have a bird. And she's a little weirdo. She goes on these stretches of making one specific noise. Like for a month she'll just click as her primary noise. Then she'll switch to a like an extended water drop sound for a few weeks, then she'll switch to chuckling.

But for the past couple weeks she's been meowing for some reason. Mostly just when she climbs to the top of something like the file cabinet. She'll work her way up there and then I'll hear, "...meow..." from the other room. And she's not even really making the sound of a cat meowing. She's literally just saying the word "meow" like Gary does on Songebob.

your birb/cat sounds awesome

# ? May 5, 2021 19:02

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

C-SPAM I've just found out I've been living among filthy pickle-lovers all this time, I need asylum :ohdear:

# ? May 5, 2021 19:03

Crusty Nutsack: SUCK LASER, COPPERS

Manifisto posted:

2+ tacos or 1+ burriot

2 huevos 1 ranchero

# ? May 5, 2021 19:03

Cpt_Obvious

Rarity posted:

C-SPAM I've just found out I've been living among filthy pickle-lovers all this time, I need asylum

Boo. Pickles rule.

# ? May 5, 2021 19:06

Filthy Hans: by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Rarity posted:

C-SPAM I've just found out I've been living among filthy pickle-lovers all this time, I need asylum

welcome, if there's one thing c-spam needs it's more mods

# ? May 5, 2021 19:08

Goons Are Gifts

i will stay neutral on this episode of another byob pickle war, last time we lost so many posters that byob was deleted over it

# ? May 5, 2021 19:11

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 04:06

Mayor Dave: Bernie the Snow Clown

Rarity posted:

C-SPAM I've just found out I've been living among filthy pickle-lovers all this time, I need asylum

Cspam is no refuge for us righteous pickle-haters

# ? May 5, 2021 19:12

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