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sebmojo posted:Honestly, if I read that on a resume it would make me laugh and probably be more interested in an interview Is anyone even going to get that far down on the resume for the entry level or retail jobs this person is probably applying to? But yeah, if the employer does get that far and actually reads instead of skimming thats a chuckle and worth an interview.
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edit: somebody beat me to it
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Is anyone even going to get that far down on the resume for the entry level or retail jobs this person is probably applying to? Unfortunately it turns out she's a vampire with gluten sensitivity, leading to an increasingly convoluted series of sitcom hijinks as she tries to maintain the charade of being a devoted garlic bread fan to avoid disappointing her boss.
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# ? May 5, 2021 22:40 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:in the comments she reveals that husband's father was already pitched to for investing - but not by her, by the friend on their own... for some reason Lol so she's trying to get him to throw good money after bad where his father already invested and is likely to see none of it back, no wonder he doesn't want to listen SneezeOfTheDecade posted:AITA because I ate more than "my share" of a 6 foot party sub last night? that's an evergreen right there. his total bafflement as to why he could be getting blamed for anything really pushes it into classic territory
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:AITA because I ate more than "my share" of a 6 foot party sub last night? I mean YTA for eating a full quarter of the sandwich after already having at least one other serving and OH GOD HE WENT BACK FOR MORE
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ranbo das posted:I mean YTA for eating a full quarter of the sandwich after already having at least one other serving and OH GOD HE WENT BACK FOR MORE It’s easily, easily 5,000 calories. I used to have to eat 4,000 calories a day when I was super active and it was grueling, I can’t imagine casually eating half a loving party sub.
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# ? May 5, 2021 23:00 |
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That dude's obviously got an eating disorder so I find it kinda hard to laugh at him.
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Play posted:Lol so she's trying to get him to throw good money after bad where his father already invested and is likely to see none of it back, no wonder he doesn't want to listen The intense focus on his special wings was a sticking point. I wonder how many he made and brought, because unless he made like 10 dozen and a party of 10 people cleaned it all out, that's not even a point in his favor to complain. It was never clear what a "6 foot party sub" was either. It's not like 3 subway foot-longs, those things are made for parties of 20-25 people so each foot must've been 3-4 servings. Like at best he ate 3 meals equivalent, at worst 8-10.
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# ? May 5, 2021 23:03 |
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can anyone help me find two classic posts? one post is from a husband who's angry at his wife because she tried to ruin her best friend's life (seducing her husband, lying about her business, harassing her boss) and got sued and now owes the friend $50k another is a series of posts (maybe ATM?) from a manager who is struggling with jealousy of a subordinate and is mean to her, and over a series of posts its increasingly insane consequences like 'i got demoted', 'i got fired', 'i am being criminally charged'
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ranbo das posted:I mean YTA for eating a full quarter of the sandwich after already having at least one other serving and OH GOD HE WENT BACK FOR MORE The word 'basically' before 'one serving' speaks volumes. He ate at least 3/4 of that sub.
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pentyne posted:The intense focus on his special wings was a sticking point. I wonder how many he made and brought, because unless he made like 10 dozen and a party of 10 people cleaned it all out, that's not even a point in his favor to complain. I closely monitor what I bring to parties because I want people to like me and the food I like, and I feel really bad on the inside if no one else likes it. On the flip side, if I'm ever eating out and someone asks if anyone wants to share x, I'll chime in, because they must really want it and they're my friend and my friends must be able to eat the food they want without feeling ashamed or left out.
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pentyne posted:The intense focus on his special wings was a sticking point. I wonder how many he made and brought, because unless he made like 10 dozen and a party of 10 people cleaned it all out, that's not even a point in his favor to complain. I do have to wonder if he showed up with like, a pound or so of wings to a party with 20 people and then was surprised they all got eaten
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Soylent Pudding posted:Was it this thread where someone edited their sibling's resume to have "garlic bread" under the hobbies and interests section? Hahaha, this reminds me of when I was doing recruiting / interviewing for my group. A guy gave us a paper resume at a job fair, and we liked it, so we asked for a electronic copy. I saved it to my desktop, and one day when I hovered my mouse cursor over the icon, it came up with "Author: CHEESEDICK". My officemate and I laughed for a long time about it and told a number of people about it. We eventually hired the guy, and confronted him about it during his first couple of days. He was mortified. Turns out that when he was installing Word, a visiting friend called him CHEESEDICK and he put that in as the default identity. He said he had emailed out scores of copies, who knows how many people saw it..
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# ? May 5, 2021 23:36 |
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Kuros posted:Today's lesson in: "How to make everyone at work hate you." She wanted one for lunch, and one to take home for dinner.
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Owlspiracy posted:can anyone help me find two classic posts? While looking for these (I'm afraid I had little luck) I found some grand old classics: AITA for going to the American Girl Doll cafe alone? quote:I’m 31M. Years ago I went to the American Girl Cafe for my nieces birthday. I didn’t really want to go, but while I was there I ordered the crab cakes and they were actually amazing. I’ve been thinking about them regularly since then. I have no interest in the dolls, just the crab cakes. My (25F) boyfriend (25M) keeps asking me to invest in his "soup tube" business idea, and I am not sure how to deal with it. quote:I have been living with my boyfriend for about 7 months. Two weeks ago he sat me down and presented a powerpoint presentation with his business idea. I knew he'd been working on an idea, but he didn't want to tell me about it until it was finished. Based on his enthusiasm and his prior seemingly intelligent nature, I thought maybe it'd be a pretty cool idea. AITA for telling my sister that she should have expected to be outshone by her best friend at her wedding? quote:Throwaway because I don’t want any family members finding my real account.
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:While looking for these (I'm afraid I had little luck) I found some grand old classics: Wasn't there some kind of follow up to this one where it turned out he was extremely creepy or am I imagining that?
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Lt. Danger posted:I am always in favour of more hygiene but, uh, how are these people wiping that they end up with poo poo on their hands? Just because you can't see visible streaks doesn't mean there aren't poo poo particles on your hands. Since OP and her husband are probably American, assume he is giving a single cursory wipe with dry toilet paper folded over once at best. (poo poo can penetrate up to 10 layers of toilet paper.) I wonder what kind of doctor he is. DemoneeHo posted:AITA for staying neutral in a situation between my son and my daughter + wife Owlspiracy posted:can anyone help me find two classic posts? The second sounds more familiar. Do you remember anything specific she did? Were both the characters women in this one? Were pranks involved?
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hallo spacedog posted:Wasn't there some kind of follow up to this one where it turned out he was extremely creepy or am I imagining that? I don't think so. I do remember the thread reading between the lines a little and saying that he was probably not "a little tipsy" after 4 glasses of champagne, and that restaurant staff would eye someone who drank that much at lunch alone by themselves suspiciously no matter where it was and would probably ask him to leave. Him bragging about dating a single mother with a young child while he's the type to lurk around American Doll stores also doesn't help, and some goons mentioned that like everything else, the price of the food there is greatly inflated, so there's no reason someone would want to eat there just for the food and someone who'd eaten there said the crab cakes are the same frozen crap as everything else, so he's definitely got some kind of sinister ulterior motive. AITA for filling the ice tray with sausage water quote:Sounds a little weird but hear me out. So it’s summer on the country I’m living in and I like drinking water with ice because I like chewing on the ice.
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hallo spacedog posted:Wasn't there some kind of follow up to this one where it turned out he was extremely creepy or am I imagining that? You be the judge! His other post, on r/legaladvice: (IL) I was removed from the American Girl Cafe for my gender. Do I have legal recourse? quote:I’m a 31 year old man. I am not a pedophile. A few years ago I was forced to go to the American Girl Doll cafe in Chicago for my nieces birthday and I tried the crab cakes which turned out to be amazing. Since then I’ve had a hankering for them so recently I returned on my own. I indulged in 4 glasses of sparkling brut with the crab cakes but I was not drunk. The staff asked me to leave because I did not have a child with me. I understand it’s a bit weird to be a man in a AGD store but rest assured I was only there for the food. Is this illegal? (My shirt etc. etc.) and his comments: quote:
quote:Well that’s the reason they hinted....but I think if I were a woman they would assume I just liked AGD dolls. quote:No but I think if I was a woman they would just assume I was a collector. quote:Could I be removed if I showed up with a child at a later date, and they recognize me? quote:If I can prove that my removal caused trauma to the child could I sue?
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Invisible Clergy posted:Just because you can't see visible streaks doesn't mean there aren't poo poo particles on your hands. Since OP and her husband are probably American, assume he is giving a single cursory wipe with dry toilet paper folded over once at best. (poo poo can penetrate up to 10 layers of toilet paper.) I wonder what kind of doctor he is. The second one sounds like a tale from "Ask A Manager" where the team leader shat on a very talented subordinate who had been hired for some very top-level skills. Team leader and entire team got fired, and the ex-team lead was fuming about it.
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I like the idea.of personalised documents, for the business. Just like, a series of red graphs cratering through the bottom of the pages, but with the guy's name on top, embossed in gold.
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hallo spacedog posted:Wasn't there some kind of follow up to this one where it turned out he was extremely creepy or am I imagining that? I think he was just a normal american girl crab cake brut loving guy, but maybe I'm an optimist
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Owlspiracy posted:can anyone help me find two classic posts? quote:My (36m) wife (33f) was sued, I'm feeling resentment towards her and I don't know how to move past it. quote:[Update] My (36m) wife (33f) was sued, I'm feeling resentment towards her and I don't know how to move past it.
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:AITA for going to the American Girl Doll cafe alone? This is almost certainly not the full story and you can tell by the way he glosses over what the waiter told him he HAD been doing wrong. I have no idea what this restaurant could possibly be like, never seen one before but I can definitely see how an increasingly drunk grown man could be disturbing to the other customers. But there may be more to it, for example he may have been looking around at the little girls a bit too much.
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:You be the judge! His other post, on r/legaladvice: quote:If I can prove that my removal caused trauma to the child could I sue? If this doesn't scream white male libertarian I don't know what does.
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:Psycho wife stuff drat, I remember the original post but I didn't know there was an update to that. He was at least acknowledging divorce as an option in the update, so hopefully he eventually wised up and left her. I assume he hasn't posted another update because he's currently in the witness protection program or he faked his own death and and is now living it up in Costa Rica.
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wizardofloneliness posted:drat, I remember the original post but I didn't know there was an update to that. He was at least acknowledging divorce as an option in the update, so hopefully he eventually wised up and left her. I assume he hasn't posted another update because he's currently in the witness protection program or he faked his own death and and is now living it up in Costa Rica. She has a particular set of skills, she would still find him.
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wizardofloneliness posted:drat, I remember the original post but I didn't know there was an update to that. He was at least acknowledging divorce as an option in the update, so hopefully he eventually wised up and left her. I assume he hasn't posted another update because he's currently in the witness protection program or he faked his own death and and is now living it up in Costa Rica. Or he remained in denial and his wife dealt with him over some minor real or imagined slight.
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Play posted:I have no idea what this restaurant could possibly be like, never seen one before but I can definitely see how an increasingly drunk grown man could be disturbing to the other customers. But there may be more to it, for example he may have been looking around at the little girls a bit too much. The American Girl Doll Cafe is a destination restaurant. IIRC there's only one (just checked, there's a handful in major cities). It's supposed to be a tea room where little girls can bring their dolls for high tea. So it's all set up with doll-sized chairs, doll-sized cups, doll-sized desserts. It's mostly just there so girls can get a photo of themselves out with their dolls. I'm pretty sure if you don't have a doll, you can borrow one for the meal. This is a company that has a "doll hospital" if your doll needs repair. Your doll comes back with a hospital gown, ID bracelet, and some kind of certificate of "good health". If you're unfamiliar, you really should do a Google images search. It will be much easier to picture how insanely creepy it was for this guy to be getting drunk there.
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:My (36m) wife (33f) was sued, I'm feeling resentment towards her and I don't know how to move past it. quote:It helped my wife that she had a clean record and has family that works in law enforcement. What a shocker ghost emoji fucked around with this message at 00:45 on May 6, 2021 |
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:This one, right? The most terrifying part is that she spent a year waging a massive harassment and disinformation campaign, was forced to face up to everything in court, almost went to jail, AND STILL INSISTS EVERYTHING SHE SAID WAS TRUE I wouldn't ever feel safe sleeping in the same house as someone like that.
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Though if he divorces her he will create a new supervillain. So pros and cons
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pentyne posted:The most terrifying part is that she spent a year waging a massive harassment and disinformation campaign, was forced to face up to everything in court, almost went to jail, AND STILL INSISTS EVERYTHING SHE SAID WAS TRUE "Even if the police falsified evidence, I'm sure they were guilty of something." - her on a weekly basis, probably.
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I want to believe my wife can move past this and be a better person even though she went all out to ruin someone's life, got caught and paid dearly, and showed no remorse and still acted like the victim
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"Sir, I'm sorry but you've had enough to drink. I'm going to have to ask you to pay your bill and leave quietly." "It'sh not fer'me, it's for the doll!"
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Hahaha, this reminds me of when I was doing recruiting / interviewing for my group. A guy gave us a paper resume at a job fair, and we liked it, so we asked for a electronic copy. I saved it to my desktop, and one day when I hovered my mouse cursor over the icon, it came up with "Author: CHEESEDICK". My officemate and I laughed for a long time about it and told a number of people about it. We eventually hired the guy, and confronted him about it during his first couple of days. He was mortified. Turns out that when he was installing Word, a visiting friend called him CHEESEDICK and he put that in as the default identity. He said he had emailed out scores of copies, who knows how many people saw it.. Sending out resumes from cocsucker69420@gmail because my bros were egging me on when I made the account.
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yep, thats the one! i can't find the other one - i might be remembering it wrong. i think it was from europe?
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Owlspiracy posted:can anyone help me find two classic posts? Second one was aam and was a trip quote:1. I’m jealous of my employee and it’s impacting how I treat her quote:Thank you for publishing my letter and for your kind response. I would also like to extend my thanks to all the people who responded kindly and gave me encouragement. quote:I know I already sent in my update. I just wanted to say thank you again. I have been doing my therapy and outpatient rehab for three weeks now and I am feeling better than I have in years. I know I have a long road ahead of me and I am not claiming I am cured or everything is okay now but I am feeling good and it is a relief to have everything out in the open.
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Owlspiracy posted:yep, thats the one! i can't find the other one - i might be remembering it wrong. i think it was from europe? I definitely remember it, but dunno how to search for it. Is it not in the compendium? E: sniped.
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Mx. posted:Second one was aam and was a trip quote:I caused harm to someone else for no fault of her own, burned all my bridges with the company, lost my friends and ruined my reputation in the industry to point where I will never work in it again. How loving blatant do you have to be that a client goes above your head like "hey, it seems like your employee is treating a coworker like absolute poo poo"? Most clients don't give a flying gently caress as long as their get their deliverables on time and done right. That it was bad enough that legal got involved and she's now got a reputation means that her treatment of her was very clearly bullying and harassment to anyone who saw it, toxic enough that no girlboss excuse was remotely applicable.
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