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Collateral posted:How do I get Google assistant and bixby to gently caress off and die forever. ffs Ask them. I once asked my phone's personal assistant tell me a joke about spiders and it couldn't  I thought I'd succesfully turned it off and jokingly asked my phone if the personal assistant was off, and the lying thing said 'yes'.
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May 5, 2021 23:42
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i want to move to newbury as part of my plan to move closer to winchester because i loved living there
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May 5, 2021 23:43
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May 5, 2021 23:48
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Winchester is bloody expensive.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:whats stopping you? The_Doctor posted:Winchester is bloody expensive.
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May 5, 2021 23:55
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Yeah, Winchester is lovely but hella expensive. Even the "lovely" bits aren't that bad. Must like hills though, because those old-timey numpties thought it would be more important to defend their settlements rather than be convenient. 
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May 5, 2021 23:58
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all i can think of when i hear winchester is shaun of the dead
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Hedgehog Pie posted:Must like hills though, because those old-timey numpties thought it would be more important to defend their settlements rather than be convenient. ive gone to poo poo since moving out to the flatlands
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My experience of growing up in the Peak District can be summed up by me age 12 desperately cycling up a hill that looks like / for a mile on a mountain bike and having some dickhead on a road bike going “oh you are so lucky to live here I’d love to do this whenever I like” and me screaming back “gently caress off I’m going to school I got no choice”
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awful nights sleep dreamt an organised group of like rich urban elites banned from having parties due to covid, burst into an amalgam of my student house shares holding me hostage, partying wildly as though they were on some sort of cultural safari and force feeding my housemates shots before suddenly all leaving out the back to go on to another venue to presumably do the same to someone else. then another set of people came to repair all the damage they'd done a covid home invasion party
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May 6, 2021 08:08
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My dad went to boarding school in Winchester
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May 6, 2021 08:15
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Move to Basingstoke, then you can go to Winchester on the train whenever you like. You would be living in Basingstoke, tho.
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May 6, 2021 08:32
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Go to the cheaper nearby -Chester, Chichester.
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May 6, 2021 08:35
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I hate my joints, which coastal city/town should I live? Don't say Kent, it's technically London.
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May 6, 2021 08:44
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Brighton? But it’s basically commuter belt for London and just as expensive.
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The_Doctor posted:Brighton? But it’s basically commuter belt for London and just as expensive. That's a good option, I like Brighton but, like you said, the prices for rent /buying a house (lol, as if) appears to be on par with London and I think eventually (?) I'll get tired of "That's £5.6 for a pint of lager, thank you!" lifestyle.
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May 6, 2021 09:07
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hope everyone is hype for some hot voting action. Remember that using egg to spoil your ballot counts as a vote for Labour
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I've never bothered with a mayoral vote before but I'm doing it this time cos I want to see the weirdo independents like lawrence fox get dunked on On that note do you think jeremy corbyn gets tired of his brothers antics
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Sudden Javelin posted:hope everyone is hype for some hot voting action. Remember that using egg to spoil your ballot counts as a vote for Labour gets me out of the house
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el dingo posted:I've never bothered with a mayoral vote before but I'm doing it this time cos I want to see the weirdo independents like lawrence fox get dunked on every family is obligated by the laws of nature to have a piers imo
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May 6, 2021 10:16
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Sudden Javelin posted:hope everyone is hype for some hot voting action. Remember that using egg to spoil your ballot counts as a vote for Labour Does that mean I will be finally free of being harassed by the ads from Brian Rose and other rando independents?  I can't even vote yet, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME BRIAN???!!
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May 6, 2021 10:24
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My boss just resigned which is great cuz it's p much 100% guaranteed the guy they bring in is going to be a massive oval office and there'll be a mass exodus of all the cool and good ppl who work here
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May 6, 2021 10:30
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it's tough being self-employed
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May 6, 2021 10:38
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fridge corn posted:My boss just resigned which is great cuz it's p much 100% guaranteed the guy they bring in is going to be a massive oval office and there'll be a mass exodus of all the cool and good ppl who work here so you'll be sticking around then?
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May 6, 2021 10:39
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I forgot about the voting thing
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May 6, 2021 10:44
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Laptop is alive! and that invoice finally done Doing some job applications, and it's got a stupid 'copy your CV into this restrictedly formatted application form and your cover letter into these questionnaires' one, and thinking of finding a canyon to scream into It requires a password to edit the layout of the page to extend the box for my phone number, which is more than 8 digits long
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May 6, 2021 10:44
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you get a free pencil
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Ratjaculation posted:It requires a password to edit the layout of the page to extend the box for my phone number, which is more than 8 digits long  But, they're all over eight digits.
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I know! You can type 8 digits then the box doesn't expand you it won't let you type more. You can't change the font size or resize the box without it telling asking for a password. I'm assuming its a Men in Black style 'secret' test, and I'll just email them asking for a non-poo poo version of the form
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May 6, 2021 11:03
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I have to go vote and the only pen my kids haven’t stolen is a novelty purple biro
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They give you a pen I have to go hand in my postal vote because I procrastinated too long, because all of the candidates are awful
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May 6, 2021 12:07
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No you have to take in your own pen or pencil.
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May 6, 2021 12:09
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there's elections?!
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May 6, 2021 12:23
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I have the most amazing petty emails about them from the one dude who runs the local cycling group. I think he might be the entire group and everyone else just pays £2 so they can read his funny ranting.
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May 6, 2021 12:28
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it's my birthday today 
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learnincurve posted:I have the most amazing petty emails about them from the one dude who runs the local cycling group. I think he might be the entire group and everyone else just pays £2 so they can read his funny ranting. Post the rant! Or at least tell what was the rant about. Give me that juicy local group dramz.
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Meat Wagon posted:it's my birthday today Happy birthday Meat Wag! Is it a fun one planned?
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