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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

it's going to hit Jerry Jones and his stupid yacht and hopefully destroy them both


so not quite dallas, but close

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Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Chinese rocket biology is different outlander, you wouldn't understand. No why

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Xenocides posted:

Picking the oceans is dumb. Pick latitude and longitude and whoever is closest wins.

26.6771° N, 80.0370° W

Right in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle, and then nobody can ever be sure if it landed at all, but for hundreds of years seafarers will tell stories of the Flying Chinese Space Station cruising around during foggy nights.

25.220492424453056, -71.09232504235364

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Meme Poker Party posted:

I have dispatched a specialist to attempt to retrieve/destroy the rocket before it plunges into the atmosphere.




(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Mike Lindell is having his frankspeech relaunch party on the 10th, just sayin'...

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Meme Poker Party posted:

I have dispatched a specialist to attempt to retrieve/destroy the rocket before it plunges into the atmosphere.




(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Free MPP

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Derpies posted:

Free MPP

Worst cereal prize ever.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I hope I DON'T die as a result of this rocket crash.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Derpies posted:

Free MPP

No lie, it was a pretty crappy probe.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Derpies posted:

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Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

Derpies posted:

Free MPP

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Derpies posted:

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they can jack off to their snake sluts on their own time, imo. sick freak. makes me sick tbh

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

feller
Jul 5, 2006


sometimes a lovely gimmick gets too tired even for gbs

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

I would like to redeem this coupon for one (1) meme poker party, please

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Stay safe Sam Neil.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Can it land on my carport id like to make an insurance claim for a larger carport and maybe say it crushed a Traeger too to cover the deductible

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Omg guys it worked!!!!

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Meme Poker Party posted:

Omg guys it worked!!!!

he has returned

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe
Well I'm hoping this doesn't land on my house this weekend. It would be a bit inconvenient.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

ben shapino posted:

he has returned

Yes! And ready to soar to new heights of posting like a sturdy, American-made rocket! Not a Chinese rocket which falls in a haphazard, off-topic fashion into the Pacific Ocean.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

ben shapino posted:

he has returned

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

If this thing lands in my yard it’s legally mine right like I’ll own it and could sell it

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Xenocides posted:

Picking the oceans is dumb. Pick latitude and longitude and whoever is closest wins.

26.6771° N, 80.0370° W

I'm guessing it's going to land in my yard because i want it to land in my yard

39.460814, -119.794467

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

YeahTubaMike posted:

Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I hope I DON'T die as a result of this rocket crash.

eh, hit or miss.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Aardvark! posted:

i hope it hits mount rushmore

e: i guess that's too far north. what a bunch of BULLSHIT !!!!

FUCKKK

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Its going to land perfectly upright and intact at its takeoff location

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
I hope it breaks into 7 billion tiny pieces and hits every single person in the world exactly between their eyes, leaving a small bruise.

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Hmmmm…. I think it’s going to crash…. in the…. Eastern Hemisphere.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

I'll just bend over and all of the rocket parts will fall harmlessly into my cavernous gaping rear end in a top hat

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I hope it blows my nipples clean off.

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

bird with big dick posted:

If this thing lands in my yard it’s legally mine right like I’ll own it and could sell it

Yes, salvage rights do apply in this case.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
so has this thing loving landed yet or what

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Supposed to hit on May 10th. So.....Mondays, amirite?

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Xenocides posted:

Supposed to hit on May 10th. So.....Mondays, amirite?

It's gonna land on Garfield.

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