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Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe
Boy, I'm really sweating. Good sweat, beads of sweat, sweating bullets.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Potee likes his chicken spicy.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
I thought we were gonna take a steam together!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Root Bear posted:

I thought we were gonna take a steam together!

A Jewish workout.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I'm Jewish, you're not a dentist. You have no idea what my people have been through.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

SirPablo posted:

I'm Jewish, you're not a dentist. You have no idea what my people have been through.

You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.

Well you can confine them, you can punish them, you can cram them into the corner, but they're not going away, TMMadman!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Chili posted:

Well you can confine them, you can punish them, you can cram them into the corner, but they're not going away, TMMadman!

If he needs me, tell him I'M IN MY OFFICE!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

potee posted:

If he needs me, tell him I'M IN MY OFFICE!

I don't even really work here!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

SirPablo posted:

I don't even really work here!

Ah, SirPablo, I was just working on your file. I was transferring the contents of the file into this flexible accordion-style folder.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Chili posted:

Ah, SirPablo, I was just working on your file. I was transferring the contents of the file into this flexible accordion-style folder.

You're not Pensky material.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

TMMadman posted:

You're not Pensky material.

And you want to be my latex salesman.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
TCB. Taking care of business.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
We want you to have this job, potee.

Of course...

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Of course, probation is a prerequisite!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Elaine, who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton?

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005

That kind of cruelty would be grounds for dismissal.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Gyshall posted:

Elaine, who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton?

As opposed to a spirited bout of Skanko-Roman wrestling.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

fenix down posted:

That kind of cruelty would be grounds for dismissal.

Dammit fenix, that wasn't Gyshall, that was the yam-yam!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

potee posted:

Dammit fenix, that wasn't Gyshall, that was the yam-yam!

I won't have you turning our quote thread into a den of inequity! Get your fix somewhere else!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

I won't have you turning our quote thread into a den of inequity! Get your fix somewhere else!

And, in a tiny way, I almost feel responsible. I'm the one who sent him to Thailand - in search of low-cost whistles. Filled his head with pseudoerotic tales of my own opium excursions. Plus, I gave him some phone numbers of places he could score near the hotel.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
You there, on the motorbike! Sell me one of your melons!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

JethroMcB posted:

You there, on the motorbike! Sell me one of your melons!

JethroMcB, you glorious titwillow, you just made me a profit of $190,000!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

potee posted:

JethroMcB, you glorious titwillow, you just made me a profit of $190,000!

$37.50 for a Three Musketeers.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe
A nickel!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

SirPablo posted:

$37.50 for a Three Musketeers.

What’s the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

TMMadman posted:

What’s the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?

Is it a clockwise swirl?

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

SirPablo posted:

Is it a clockwise swirl?

You stole my move!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

MightyJoe36 posted:

You stole my move!

Was there a knuckle involved?

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

Root Bear posted:

Was there a knuckle involved?

I don't know but I was spitting out and rinsing like there was no tomorrow

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

MightyJoe36 posted:

You stole my move!

You short stop me? We don't do that in TVIV! Take me home. I never want to see you again.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
This thread is all about how to score in a foreign country.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe
You there, on the motorbike! Sell me one of your melons!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
PULP CAN MOVE, BABY!!!!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

This thread is all about how to score in a foreign country.

Oh, I, uh, I disagree. You've, uh, you've been living in America too long. You've forgotten what it's like to have no oranges.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

Oh, I, uh, I disagree. You've, uh, you've been living in America too long. You've forgotten what it's like to have no oranges.

Let me give you a word of advice. I want you to stay away from me. I don't wanna talk to you, and I don't wanna hear anymore of your stupid little notes and suggestions. I don't like you. So if you got any other problems, whether it's raisins, prunes, figs, or any other dry fruit, just keep it to yourself and stay out of my way, okay?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Let me give you a word of advice. I want you to stay away from me. I don't wanna talk to you, and I don't wanna hear anymore of your stupid little notes and suggestions. I don't like you. So if you got any other problems, whether it's raisins, prunes, figs, or any other dry fruit, just keep it to yourself and stay out of my way, okay?

https://i.imgur.com/ZBdV4Co.mp4

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
You know, I really hate my clothes.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
You know it's really not a bad looking shirt.

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Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe
Yeah, they're so funny and so comfortable with each other, and I could be comfortable too, if I had pants like that. I could sit on a porch and wrestle around, and maybe even be part of a real bull session.

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