Big Beef City posted:

I've never been weird

Internetjack posted:

I just spent half a day getting a dog out from under a deck and I have no complaints. There's other stuff I could have done but helping a dogger out was first priority.

Dog owner was repainting one of the main rooms of my mom's place and I get a call about 10 am that there is a dog in distress at the scene, and could I help?

I spent the last 4 hours doing my best Cezar Milan impersonation; literally laying on my belly in the dirt trying to coax this dog out from under a deck. drat dog just ran under the deck early on and would not come out. I dug out about 10" of dirt to make an opening for it to get out of, because it was too stupid to go out the other direction that it got in from. We even sent in my mom's little rat terrier dog for recon to see if she could coax him out and that just erupted into growling, barking, and snarling.

Good times.

We finally realized that the owner firing up his truck and calling and driving just a bit up the driveway was the trick to enticing him to come out. Took two tries, finally on the second try dog shoves its head and shoulders out from under the deck, and I just pulled that fucker out. And don't think I'm cruel, because I had my noticeably larger head and shoulders shoved under the same deck just previously and after 4 hours of this, it was a "dead or alive, you're coming with me" moment. And guess what, that dog popped right out and hopped in the truck.

I do not know what to say other than that "life is really weird and not what you'd expect most of the times".

its_my_birthday posted:

my cat loving loves kfc it's crazy. i take a bite to get rid of some outside stuff then pinch and pull white meat from the middle and that poo poo is like her crack

Meme Poker Party posted:

Tip posted:

it was all printing perfectly for a while, and then I came back and it was just waving the print head around in the air

had to recalibrate the whole thing

the tolerances required for 3d printing are kinda crazy, but I just successfully printed something much bigger that took over 13 hours

this bigger print is also exciting because I created the model and it's part of an invention I've designed

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Hopefully he’ll be better as a cashier than he was at his last job.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I loving hate coming in to the office. The men's bathroom is closed and I need to pee my brains out

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I loving hate coming in to the office. The men's bathroom is closed and I need to pee my brains out

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Theres a porta potty outside

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Theres a porta potty outside

Big Beef City posted:

Just got my second shot.
I am now a fully controlled subsidiary of Bill Gates and the global conspiracy

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Its Friday, when a mans thoughts turn to food after work.

Choices:

1) Capastrami sando at Capriottis
2) Super Quesadilla/Nachos
3) Costco (I'm probably going to costco anyways)
4) Korean fried chicken
5) something else???!!

Armitag3 posted:

What makes this super quesadilla... super?

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Nth-ing the SUPER QUESADILLA.

But what to drink????

Literally A Person posted:

HORCHATA YOU FOOL!!!

Big Beef City posted:

Feast upon mine balles for thy sup.

Big Beef City posted:

Feast upon mine balles for thy sup.

Meme Poker Party posted:

Horchata alternative:

Mr. Nice! posted:

buddy of mine had to get an arduino setup to autolevel his poo poo, but after that things have gone much smoother with significantly less spaghettification. the system also detects when the print has gone out of whack and stops it.