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Hey there everyone. I am a pilot in toilet Eve, also known as Eve Echoes. I've been playing now for almost 10 months, been in the same corporation that I have grown close to. KTF has been with me for the noob days when I tried to mine in the backwoods known as Syndicate. We have grown as a corporation, and as a group of friends I am close enough to call my second family. But this introduction isn't about them. This introduction is about another corp called HONK. HONK is a powerhouse of intel and covert operations. They have their beaks in every corner of the galaxy. If anything important happens in this game, it was cleared by mother goose. Everyone thinks that they controll what they do in the game, but really it's HONK pulling the strings. Why should this concern you, the average reader that hadn't even heard of this game, much less played it? It doesn't. This is for the guys in that corp that are reading this. I have spent my entire time here playing with the same guys, and have always admired HONK from afar. That said, recently there has been a contest for best meme in New Eden. On the Discord server this takes place is a bot that replaces random words with the word butt. ButtBot has taken phrases that seem normal, and made them hilarious. Another user there suggested that since ButtBot has made the crappy memes and discussion into something great, they will win the competition. That the only way to win would be to make an account called ButtBot. Well I did that. ButtBot was created only for the purpose of trolling the members of this competition, and hopefully win. No matter the outcome, it will be glorious. So why does that being me here? For this write up, I am hoping that I will be able to join HONK, only for a short time. That I will be able to show the entire galaxy, that not only did I have the fortitude to follow through with this goal, but that ButtBot will reign supreme. In any case, if I win, lose, or if this entire write up was for naught and I will be forced to return, tail between my legs, to the sad existence that I have known... It will be fun. Remember everyone: "The Galaxy is a Dumpster Fire" KTF Nooner
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# ? May 7, 2021 17:04 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 08:47 |
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i dunno it's not as good when u dont actually trick someone... thanks for posting tho
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# ? May 7, 2021 19:03 |
do u tug
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# ? May 7, 2021 22:26 |
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Hexel posted:do u tug
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# ? May 8, 2021 01:33 |
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Tug AND honk
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# ? May 8, 2021 01:37 |
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bonk bonk bonk BONK
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# ? May 8, 2021 01:39 |
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Cum play Elite Dangerous
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# ? May 8, 2021 02:10 |
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Farts posted:Cum play Elite Dangerous m'lord
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# ? May 8, 2021 05:12 |
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It's really not worth it and if people still spend their money just to join this poo poo then yikes.
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# ? May 8, 2021 06:22 |
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Nooner posted:sorry about ur thread OP ):
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# ? May 8, 2021 10:34 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 08:47 |
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MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:thanks for posting tho
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# ? May 8, 2021 18:24 |