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xcheopis posted:MOMS T IS FLUSHING INAPPROPRIATE ITEMS AGAIN Alright you kids hug it out and I'll make ice cream sundaes for everyone if you just let me watch the drat game in peace |
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Wait, Racer X comes first from a cartoon and not that band with the guy from Mr. Big? |
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May 7, 2021 19:49
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Fruit punch Gatorade zero had the faintest aftertaste of The Good tropical air fresheners. But in a really good way. |
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May 7, 2021 19:51
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Gramps posted:Alright you kids hug it out and I'll make ice cream sundaes for everyone if you just let me watch the drat game in peace Ooooo, and it's strawberry season! Fifteen years taking prescriptions |
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May 7, 2021 20:04
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Gramps posted:Alright you kids hug it out and I'll make ice cream sundaes for everyone if you just let me watch the drat game in peace Thanks Pep-pep you're the best |
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May 7, 2021 20:40
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Teddy Thunders posted:Thanks Pep-pep you're the best Realtalk teachin your chilluns how to make ice cream sundaes and showing them how to weaz the juice straight from the reddi-whip is peak dad life |
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May 7, 2021 21:11
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Gramps posted:Realtalk teachin your chilluns how to make ice cream sundaes and showing them how to weaz the juice straight from the reddi-whip is peak dad life When I were but a young sweet maid, we learned how to make ice cream with an old-timey ice cream maker. Small children are perfect for keeping the lid secure. Fifteen years taking prescriptions |
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May 7, 2021 21:20
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Teddy Thunders posted:Jokes double on you then because you'll never learn because I just flushed your hairbrush too DAD TEDDY KEEPS BULLYING ME MAKE HER STOP
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May 7, 2021 21:52
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DAD PLEASE STOP THINKING ABOUT BUTTS FOR FIVE SECONDS AND CARE FOR YOUR KIDS
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May 7, 2021 21:53
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Rarity posted:DAD PLEASE STOP THINKING ABOUT BUTTS FOR FIVE SECONDS AND CARE FOR YOUR KIDS no can do |
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May 7, 2021 21:58
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Rarity posted:DAD TEDDY KEEPS BULLYING ME MAKE HER STOP my brain interpreted "DAD TEDDY" as "DADDY" and this whole post takes a very different tone
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May 7, 2021 21:58
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"hey now settle down", said in my best uncle voice
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May 7, 2021 22:10
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more falafel please posted:my brain interpreted "DAD TEDDY" as "DADDY" and this whole post takes a very different tone I mean I do have the energy |
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May 7, 2021 22:28
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When I was a wee orb I was the second oldest. Now I'm the oldest by a series of unfortunate events and I can't blame my older sibling for things. So we have a DAMMIT, TRAVIS box. Every time someone says DAMMIT at my parents' house, we have to put a quarter in the box. The box is very full of quarters, and very heavy. We're going to use the money to buy a gently caress load of saplings, all native pecan, and put down on my property and my parents' property. My brother's disused weed storage solution (a giant wooden box he made in shop class, still smells like ditch weed) has turned out to be something cool, and he would love all the pecans. |
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May 7, 2021 22:31
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Gramps posted:no can do DAD THERE'S NO FOOD AND THE WATER'S BEEN TURNED OFF THIS IS THE COST OF YOUR BUTT OBSESSION
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May 7, 2021 22:35
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Mah pa said he was goin out for tugs. That was sixteen years ago this July. Never did come back. Ma's still waitin, every night. Sets him a place at the table with a box of Kleenex an' a bottle of Jergens cherry almond lotion. Always hopin' and waitin. |
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May 7, 2021 22:46
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I guess I should send FluffDaddy my writing samples. |
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May 7, 2021 23:04
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Teddy Thunders posted:I guess I should send FluffDaddy my writing samples. Why you should post in BYOB, a tale in three acts. |
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May 7, 2021 23:15
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But my posts are so bad. |
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May 7, 2021 23:17
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Teddy Thunders posted:But my posts are so bad. 
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May 7, 2021 23:25
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Teddy Thunders posted:I guess I should send FluffDaddy my writing samples. you should! i think there are a fair number of yobbers who'd be able to write excellent front page stuff. i'm glad stuff is still happening!
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May 7, 2021 23:28
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The thing about me writing for comedy is that it's very delivery-oriented so I'm particular about formatting and stuff. I get a little* Norman Mailer. *...bit Genghis Khan. |
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May 7, 2021 23:34
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By getting a little Norman Mailer I don't mean that I stabbed my second wife to save her. I just mean I'm really picky about stuff. Norman Mailer was a trash man but he could loving write. |
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May 7, 2021 23:39
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if the content management system is the old content management system that would be a total nightmare.
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May 7, 2021 23:39
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Yeah that's what I'm worried about because I've seen that poo poo with my own eyes. |
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May 7, 2021 23:43
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May 7, 2021 23:47
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Its being upgraded at least that is what astral is telling us |
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May 7, 2021 23:47
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alnilam posted:Mormon Nailer roger that |
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May 7, 2021 23:48
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it's possible the pause on frontpage stuff was actually updating the CMS? if i find out that's the case jeff will have achieved sainthood in my eyes, even tho i have no real intention to be involved. before i volunteered because help was needed but i have a feeling under el jeffe they will be swimming in talent.
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May 7, 2021 23:49
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alnilam posted:Mormon Nailer mmmmmods please change my name I don't know if I can let this one get away |
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May 7, 2021 23:52
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Dead serious right now, Jeff and Astral and LAB are saints already. Look at the poo poo they're doing and the poo poo they put up with. |
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May 7, 2021 23:53
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Story: I really, really think we should contact the pope about these folks. If nothing else it would be extra funny. |
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May 7, 2021 23:55
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Yo, pope? |
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May 8, 2021 00:51
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Having seen some of the pope’s outfits, I would not be surprised to learn that he reads byob
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Doing my part: Two Trader Joe's employees now say "spicy water" |
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Good morning. I had a dream I actually remember most of. I'd moved back to the US to find a brewing job and it wasn't going well. |
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Manifisto posted:"Dad X" has a nice mysterious sound to it, like Racer X from speed racer It turns out that Dad X is really Dad's brother.
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Hi I'm new |
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Mormon Nailer posted:Hi I'm new Hello and welcome, Mormon. Do you have any crimes, pets, or opinions on foodstuffs you'd like to share? (alternately, "Hello new, I'm Robot Made of Meat!")
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