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Slumpy

your average super tanker can hold 84 million gallons of oil. my super tanker holds 84 million gallons of cum.

my plan? to invoke a spell that drives men on a migratory path to my oil tanker like moths to a flame to stand at the edge and cum into it

the average man ejaculates roughly 1/4 to 1 teaspoon. a few of us are not average men so it wouldnt require nearly as many men as u think but you're welcome to stay and have a longer 'sesh

# ? May 8, 2021 05:34

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 07:13

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

I�m doin some quick napkin math here. ~770 tsp per gallon, let�s just say it�s gonna take a thousand loads to get a gallon of cum, so we�re lookin for about 84 billion loads. Let�s just use men of military age as a stand in for �men of cumming age� since it�s a readily available statistic. Seems like men of military age is usually around 18% of a given country�s population, so out of 7.8 billion people we�ve got about 1.4 billion cum shooting dudes. 84 bn loads divided by 1.4 billion shooters comes out to 60 loads each so yeah we can have that thing loaded up in a month or so.

What�re you gonna do with all that cum?

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# ? May 8, 2021 05:55

Twenty Four

Offload that 84 million cum tanker into/onto one person at once, film it, and you will probably make more money in the porn business then you would selling it wholesale.

# ? May 8, 2021 11:36

nut

not me no thanks i'll stick to bottles under the bed where the bank cant get it

# ? May 8, 2021 13:41

Escape From Noise

nut posted:

not me no thanks i'll stick to bottles under the bed where the bank cant get it

# ? May 8, 2021 15:22

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

nut posted:

not me no thanks i'll stick to bottles under the bed where the bank cant get it

# ? May 8, 2021 15:56

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

my cum tanker got stuck in the suez canal

Join the BYOB Army

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# ? May 8, 2021 17:07

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

environmentalists cleaning off cum soaked birds with crusty socks after yet another cum-tanker accident

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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? May 8, 2021 17:09

frump truck: hello... again!

the existence of cum tankers is another unfortunate byproduct of late-stage cumpitalism

frump truck fucked around with this message at 17:26 on May 8, 2021

# ? May 8, 2021 17:21

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Cum tanker sends out a distress call: I require a tug.

# ? May 8, 2021 17:25

biosterous

nut posted:

not me no thanks i'll stick to bottles under the bed where the bank cant get it

you should look for a good credit union as an alternative to the spank bank

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he/him

# ? May 8, 2021 18:25

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

environmentalists cleaning off cum soaked birds with crusty socks after yet another cum-tanker accident

# ? May 8, 2021 18:30

nut

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

environmentalists cleaning off cum soaked birds with crusty socks after yet another cum-tanker accident

lmfbo gross

# ? May 8, 2021 18:49

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

every little fishing boat for miles around pulling booms, desperately trying to contain the cum slick

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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? May 8, 2021 18:54

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

still finding cum balls on the beach years after the cum tanker accident

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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? May 8, 2021 18:55

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

air tankers dropping massive loads of spermicide in a futile effort to contain the spill.

# ? May 8, 2021 18:57

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

biosterous posted:

you should look for a good credit union as an alternative to the spank bank

lol

# ? May 8, 2021 19:24

Escape From Noise

Pee is stored in the balls, cum in a tanker.

# ? May 8, 2021 21:12

Gramps

got a job as a lobbyist for the cum industry trying to build a cum pipeline down to the gulf

# ? May 8, 2021 21:16

Heather Papps: hello friend

have you been injured by cum-fracking? call the number on your screen now to join a nationwide class action lawsuit.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? May 8, 2021 21:30

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

infiltrating the tanker to uncover sinister secrets

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? May 8, 2021 23:14

alnilam

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

environmentalists cleaning off cum soaked birds with crusty socks after yet another cum-tanker accident

lol

# ? May 8, 2021 23:50

Khanstant

myconium, take 'er!

# ? May 9, 2021 00:25

Mayor Dave: Bernie the Snow Clown

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

environmentalists cleaning off cum soaked birds with crusty socks after yet another cum-tanker accident

lol

# ? May 9, 2021 02:25

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

In other news, as pro-cum tanker sentiment continues to grow domestically, today Dicksuckers Local 69 has announced their first strike in over four weeks. According to local suckery owner William J. Dicksuck III, his workers "believe that our resistance to cum tanking for logistics and shipping is somehow suddenly an ethical issue."