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I need to upgrade and "tim apple" hasn't released the goods and I heard theres a chip shortage or something
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I wish there was a shortage of your threads
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May 8, 2021 02:09
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I got a 16 incher for ya. 
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May 8, 2021 02:12
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Tomorrow at 5pm last I heard.
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May 8, 2021 02:26
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Jean-Baptiste Lully is a testament to the fact that being a straight up hustler gets you way further than just talent. Born poor in Florence, named Giovanni Battista Lulli at birth, he later french-ified his name and claimed to be the son of a "Florentine Gentleman" because he had his sights set on the French court and you gotta have a name with some swag for that scene Got the attention of the king and became the only dude in the country authorized to write opera, and then proceeded to monopolize the gently caress out of that for the next 15 years by all means necessary. Breaking violins over dudes heads in rehearsal when they screwed up and stone cold kicking pregnant singers in the stomach to try and get them to miscarry because BITCH I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR NO MATERNITY LEAVE your loving pregnant rear end is NOT going to wreck my meal ticket unfortunately for him he was gay as poo poo and while in the French court that was okay on the down low or even the medium simmer, Lully was fab af. He fell out of favor with Louis XIV, tried to claw his way back but then died when he smashed the poo poo out of his toe and let it gangrene him to death rather than lose the leg and live because gently caress a rotting appendage, Louis-sama will surely take me back when he sees all my sick-rear end moves in my latest ballet that I wrote and am also dancing in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1ngcsx1Drs His music's okay. Pretty good, but he was no Handel.
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May 8, 2021 02:35
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I'm trying to pass a turd that feels like a 16 inch MacBook and I'm asking God the same question
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May 8, 2021 03:10
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I am ansking Michael Delll in his apartment about this very question.
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May 8, 2021 03:13
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August 17th dingus, read a book sometime
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May 8, 2021 03:14
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Enjoy your glossy screen, garbage-tier zero-travel keyboard, and zero USB ports Get a ThinkPad t series idiot
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May 8, 2021 03:27
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I just got one of the new MacBook Airs. It's really good.
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May 8, 2021 03:28
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:Enjoy your glossy screen, garbage-tier zero-travel keyboard, and zero USB ports cool thx I wil
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May 8, 2021 03:29
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:Enjoy your glossy screen, garbage-tier zero-travel keyboard, and zero USB ports Thinkpads have not been good for a while.
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May 8, 2021 03:31
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Jose Oquendo posted:Thinkpads have not been good for a while. They definitely dipped a bit in recent years but the T series and P series are still the bees knees Plus you can't beat the trackpoint and three button mouse
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May 8, 2021 03:42
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May 8, 2021 04:22
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Thinkpads suck poo poo and why the gently caress are they still doing that stupid rear end mouse button in the middle of the keyboard jfc it's 2021
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May 8, 2021 04:37
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Jose Oquendo posted:Thinkpads have not been good for a while. it's all been downhill since IBM sold them off to Lenovo
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May 8, 2021 05:39
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Full Metal Jackass posted:I wish there was a shortage of your threads
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May 8, 2021 05:48
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Nooner posted:Thinkpads suck poo poo and why the gently caress are they still doing that stupid rear end mouse button in the middle of the keyboard jfc it's 2021 The trackpoint is the greatest mouse ever made once you adjust the sensitivity and get used to it Your hand never has to leave the keyboard. I have no idea how people use trackpads
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May 8, 2021 14:17
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It already came out and I bought it so you couldn't have it, OP.
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May 8, 2021 14:29
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Big Beef City posted:It already came out and I bought it so you couldn't have it, OP.  
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May 8, 2021 15:48
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Lmao if you buy a MacBook in the year 2021, just lmbo
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May 8, 2021 16:03
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Son of Rodney posted:Lmao if you buy a MacBook in the year 2021, just lmbo a spec of dust rendering the entire keyboard useless really helps with having more free time for the important stuff in life
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May 8, 2021 16:07
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have they fixed the problem with macbooks where they literally melt the glue off their own hinges yet because some genius had the bright idea to put the exhaust vents right next to the very-meltable hinges
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May 8, 2021 16:10
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My new macbook pro m1 doesnt support more than one external display lmao
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May 8, 2021 16:59
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scott zoloft posted:My new macbook pro m1 doesnt support more than one external display lmao lmao I had 2 external displays back in 1998 on my gateway And doesn't like zero apps from the creation of time to 2019 not work on them since it's a different architecture or w/e? lol I don't know how people put up with that poo poo. I'm still using windows programs from 1996 without issue
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May 8, 2021 17:01
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More like Sac Dook Ho
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May 8, 2021 17:02
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here's the inside of my thinkpad T series: this is slightly out of date; it turns out it accepts 64 GB of ram  I was able to open up the philips head screws and throw in two sticks of 32gb of ram each for a total of 64 gb of ram. Total cost? $180. lmao. Apple still ships laptops with 8gb of ram and they literally can't go higher than 16 check out the ports:   check out the macbook ports:  total ports: 1 (0 if charger is plugged in) lmao
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May 8, 2021 17:08
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:lmao I had 2 external displays back in 1998 on my gateway So far it's done a really good job running x86 64 bit applications and games full speed without issues. End user doesn't really have to worry about that unless they're running some fancy kernel level poo poo
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May 8, 2021 17:08
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scott zoloft posted:So far it's done a really good job running x86 64 bit applications and games full speed without issues. End user doesn't really have to worry about that unless they're running some fancy kernel level poo poo If you try to run an x86 program what does it do? Open up some sort of virtual machine? That's pretty interesting, I figured it was like when they went from PowerPC to Intel and just made believe none of that stuff existed any longer. Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 19:27 on May 8, 2021 |
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May 8, 2021 17:16
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They open seamlessly no exaggeration. Of the intel architecture games i've tried disco elysium and dota 2 run full speed with max graphics. The end user is encouraged to use arm64 or universal binaries when available but I haven't run into any snags. There's a hard incompatibility with bootcamp and x64 virtual machines. I can virtualize a windows 10 arm64 preview build if i need windows
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May 8, 2021 17:28
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Have you tried using the 15” model a tiny bit closer to your head so it looks like 16” would from a normal distance? I bet it would work.
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May 8, 2021 17:51
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:here's the inside of my thinkpad T series: drat, nice personally i use a dell G3 3500 its pretty good
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May 8, 2021 17:56
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:If you try to run an x86 program what does it do? Open up some sort of virtual machine? That's pretty interesting, I figured it was like when they went from PowerPC to Intel and just made believe none of that stuff existed any longer. It translates the machine code to ARM, then for that process sets the CPU mode to behave like x86 in regards to memory ordering etc. Its insanely fast and seamless.
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May 8, 2021 18:09
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Barely makes noise or gets hot. It's pretty sweet save for the chicken poo poo external display limitation.
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May 8, 2021 19:07
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:here's the inside of my thinkpad T series: Thanks for posting a beautiful sliver of a MacBook not sure why you posted all that broken plastic garbage though. I can't wait to get my hands on the new MacBook pro 16 inch.
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May 8, 2021 19:10
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I got 16 inches for ya. 
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May 8, 2021 19:20
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Does apple even sell a one port macbook anymore? I remember they had that 12 inch ultraportable around 2015 or so that only had one port, but I don't think their main product line (air & pro) ever came with just one port did they? I know someone with the base model of the latest air and it's got 2 usb ports. I bought a used macbook pro a couple years ago (2018 model maybe) and it's got 4. The only port I miss is the SD card reader. Wish they'd bring those back.
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May 8, 2021 20:05
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Nooner posted:Thinkpads suck poo poo and why the gently caress are they still doing that stupid rear end mouse button in the middle of the keyboard jfc it's 2021 lol, the Thinkpad T430 i'm currently posting from is certified for use on Mount Everest, The International Space Station and active combat duty in extreme temperatures, humidity and even sandstorms.
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I had my ThinkPad t420 one time sitting on the passenger seat next to me when I was about to drive to work one morning. I had it open and powered up because it was doing some video rendering or something. Anyway it hailed out the night before and I rolled down my front windows to try to get the ice to slide off. It slid off, right into the goddamn car and all over the t420's screen, keyboard, etc. It was a huge rear end heavy sheet of ice which rapidly shattered and began melting immediately. It did absolutely jack poo poo to the t420. In fact I still use it to this day sometimes when I need firewire since it has a firewire port built in. Oh yeah and the loving cpu on it is even user replaceable. Literally just needs a Philips head screwdriver to get to it.
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