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After Jim kills Mose Dwight achieves the power of the legendary Super Schrutyan
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Having mastered ventriloquism, Jim upholsters Dwight's desk with shag carpeting and projects barking sounds to convince Dwight that Mose has become a desk. Dwight is just so stupid that he actually falls for it. Like, look at that loving idiot. He's pouring kibble in the drawer! How can anyone be so stupid?! God drat!!!
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May 8, 2021 15:49
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Can I say I love everyone who took me thinking Mose was a dog and running with it. Every single one brings a huge smile to my face. Also, why doesnt Dwight have an old farm dog? It would fit his character to have a dog that he brags about but then it's revealed to be old and lazy. Hire my, NBC or whoever makes this trash
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May 8, 2021 16:25
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They probably thought pets would humanize him too much too early. Imo he should have had an ancient German Shephard who farted all the time that is hinted at being descended from Nazi dogs
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May 8, 2021 16:53
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Dwight would just put down any dog that outlived its usefulness.
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May 8, 2021 16:56
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Wait is mose a dog or a person. I thought person to start then mode was a dog
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May 8, 2021 17:05
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He's a dog but one that has human like traits. Kind of like Scooby-Doo
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May 8, 2021 17:12
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He’s a person that Dwight treats like a dog and Jim keeps calling rescue services on
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May 8, 2021 17:15
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PinheadSlim posted:They probably thought pets would humanize him too much too early. Ah yes, Blondi the LXXXVIII
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May 8, 2021 17:16
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It's Jim and Pam's wedding day. Everything is going wrong. Pam rips her veil. No! It was the one part of her day she could control and now it's ripped. The horror! Jim grabs a scissors. He reaches over and severs Dwight's penis. He fastens it to his collar like a necktie. Pam grins. She mimes taking a photograph.
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May 8, 2021 17:21
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Dwight brags about his Smash Bros skills and says that nobody can defeat him in a regulation 4-stock match. Jim says that he could sweep Dwight in his sleep. Dwight races home to grab his GameCube and is fired for leaving work without permission.
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May 8, 2021 17:36
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Dwight goes to the cinema but Jim is in front of him laughing loudly and smoking a cigar. Jim bites Dwights raquetball partner. Jim poisons Mose. Jim sinks Dwight's houseboat. Jim mugs the camera but you cant see it because only his eyes are above water as he's handcuffed to the boat.
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May 8, 2021 18:23
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Jim is driving down the highway and sees Dwight walking along the side of the road. He rolls down his window and hucks a handful of change at the back of Dwight's head, laughing as he speeds past at 60mph.
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May 8, 2021 21:30
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Who What Now posted:Jim tricks Dwight into going to the US capital on January 6th Jim tries to trick Dwight into going to the capital and is rebuffed with a surprisingly balanced moderate political view that is largely non-partisan and well reasoned Pam fucks a stapler
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May 8, 2021 22:01
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Jim drinks poison, forcing Dwight to kiss him on the lips to suck the poison out.
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May 9, 2021 01:03
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Jim places a rattlesnake in Dwight's favorite toilet, same concept
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May 9, 2021 02:18
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Jim paints a portrait of Dwight. It's a striking likeness that captures Dwight perfectly. Entranced by the brilliant painting, Dwight wishes that the portrait would age instead of him. Jim mugs at the camera, bashes Dwight over the head with the painting so that the frame pins his arms to his sides, then kicks him down a flight of stairs.
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May 9, 2021 02:42
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One day, during a particularly quiet moment at the office Jim gets Dwight's attention and says "Dwight, I want you to know that what I'm about to do, I do for Thrultor." Then, in one smooth motion, he pulls an authentic US army 1911 pistol, puts it to his temple, and pulls the trigger. Dwight would spend the rest of his days searching for meaning in the word "Thrultor". But he would never find any, it was gibberish that Jim made to torment Dwight with obsession. In heaven Jim mugs for Jesus.
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May 9, 2021 02:43
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In that particular theological universe Jesus Christ is real and actively hates Dwight.
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May 9, 2021 02:45
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Jim maroons Voyager in the Delta Quadrant and forces Dwight to be roommates with Neelix.
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May 9, 2021 02:46
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Jim writes several slurs on a piece of notebook paper and leaves them on Dwight's desk. When Dwight returns, he reads them out loud in confusion and everyone becomes angry at him
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May 9, 2021 03:36
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Jim writes Dwight's name in the Prank Note. There's pages and pages filled with just Dwight's name written hundreds of times.
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May 9, 2021 03:38
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Jim bullies an autistic man for nearly a decade. He makes fun of all of his little tics and uses his tics and personality idiosyncrasies to further make fun of him. Occasionally in order to make the autistic man more angry he'll physically slap him. He convinces all of the autistic man's coworkers that the autistic man is a nutbar and encourages them to bully him along with him. He makes bullying the autistic man a cornerstone of a personal friendship which later blossoms into a marriage.
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May 9, 2021 03:48
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Out of nowhere, Dwight's head explodes like a melon stuffed with firecrackers. Jim looks genuinely shocked. On confession cam, Jim explains he's been secretly bombarding Dwight's head with X-rays for weeks. He only expected to give Dwight a brain tumor but is delighted by the unexpected result.
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May 9, 2021 04:01
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Jim eats chips while on a Zoom call without muting himself, drowning out Dwight’s sales presentation with loud mouth crunching noises.
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May 9, 2021 04:06
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Jim puts a fake ice cube w/ fly in Dwight's drink. Jim then molests Mose because he knows that Mose is mostly nonverbal and won't tell. Jim smirks at the camera when Mose is crying in the corner while Dwight says, "Damnit Jim!," and pulls the fake ice cube out.
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May 9, 2021 04:11
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May 9, 2021 04:23
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This is what Jim made me feel
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May 9, 2021 20:07
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Jim bribes the Chinese government into dropping their prototype rocket from orbit onto Dwight’s farm.
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May 9, 2021 20:13
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Who's that weirdo, never seen him before in my life
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May 9, 2021 20:47
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Who What Now posted:Who's that weirdo, never seen him before in my life Jim once paid him to replace Dwight’s dog for a week, as a prank
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May 9, 2021 21:00
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Jim replaces all the tools in Dwight's barn with Playskool versions.
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May 9, 2021 21:03
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Jim lowers the strong nuclear force ever so slightly so that Dwight’s atoms gradually drift apart.
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May 9, 2021 21:16
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Jim goes back in time and duck's Dwight's mom, giving her multiple mind-shattering orgasms over hours of intense virile passion. Not to become Dwight's dad but so that no man would ever be able to satisfy her and eventually ruin Dwight's parents' marriage
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May 9, 2021 21:46
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On her deathbed Dwight's mom tells her son about the beautiful man with the feathered hair and how he made her gush like a fountain. Dwight is equal parts disgusted and aroused at her descriptions.
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May 9, 2021 21:55
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Gives him a gift card to the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co., but it's only for the one in Tokyo
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May 9, 2021 21:59
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jim handcuffs dwight to a bedframe and injects him with heroin, to get him addicted as a joke
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May 9, 2021 23:51
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Jim tricks Dwight into putting on a potara earring matching Jim's, causing them to permanently fuse into Dwim Schrupert
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May 9, 2021 23:57
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Jim puts Saran Wrap across the top of the toilet seat, causing Dwight's turds to bounce off the plastic film like a trampoline and up into Dwight's mouth.
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May 10, 2021 02:45
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The hem of Meredith's blouse gets caught in the copying machine, ripping the garment to shreds and exposing her bare breasts. Dwight chivalrously gives Meredith the loan of his suit jacket so that she can go home and change. As Meredith is crossing the parking lot to her car, Jim, mistaking Meredith for Dwight, springs out of the bushes wearing a ski mask and shatters her kneecaps with a baseball bat. Everyone at the office blames Dwight for putting Meredith in that situation and Kelly suspects Dwight did it on purpose because "that's what she would have done." Meredith has to be taken to the hospital.
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