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Feliday Melody
May 8, 2021


That's pretty fabulous.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Ambitious Spider posted:

Yea it’s sort of like saying you fight Dracula in castlevania. It’s technically a spoiler And there are exceptions to the rule, but come on now.

They were hoping that there was an ending where they get to marry their giant booby lady

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

joylessdivision posted:

Gonna be honest, I figured Daisy was just some character they made up for one of the sports titles/to be Luigi's girlfriend or whatever.

While I'm sort of annoyed on principal that I've now seen a screenshot of a boss I haven't encountered yet in RE8, it also just looks like a bunch of smoke or something so eh. I'm sure it's not going to negatively effect my reaction when I see it in motion, and coming for my precious precious face meat.

What's shown there isn't much of a spoiler so don't feel too put out about it.

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
big titty dracula mod plz

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Fantastic Foreskin posted:

What's shown there isn't much of a spoiler so don't feel too put out about it.

Some people get real weird about spoilers. There was a goon that wouldn't play Smash Bros Brawl until the Mother 3 hack was out because he didn't was spoiled

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
OP not the idiot

https://twitter.com/kennethn/status/1391530215424151552?s=20

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Len posted:

Some people get real weird about spoilers. There was a goon that wouldn't play Smash Bros Brawl until the Mother 3 hack was out because he didn't was spoiled

I'm sympathetic to not wanting your new game spoiled, this just happens to be "don't worry, you weren't spoiled on anything" territory, but explaining why necessarily involves more info about what they haven't seen yet, so no point in getting into it.

Wasn't there a QCS thread where someone wanted posting any spoilers to be punishable?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


idk, the diamond industry definitely conjures strong emotions for me at least

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Fact: All natural diamonds have flaws, no matter how small. Synthetic diamonds are flawless. :smug:

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Feliday Melody posted:

That's pretty fabulous.



I honestly can't imagine the enormous power of being horny, and being able to just yourself some porn. It's like a perpetual motion machine.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Pththya-lyi posted:

Fact: All natural diamonds have flaws, no matter how small. Synthetic diamonds are flawless. :smug:

Those imperfections are what make them beautiful. That and the human suffering.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Kenning posted:

I honestly can't imagine the enormous power of being horny, and being able to just yourself some porn. It's like a perpetual motion machine.

Literally everyone who's really good at drawing got really good at it so they could draw porn that fits their preferences more closely.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Len posted:

Some people get real weird about spoilers. There was a goon that wouldn't play Smash Bros Brawl until the Mother 3 hack was out because he didn't was spoiled

He was right. All the mother 3 content in brawl was from the last hour of the game

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I like that this is obviously De Beers freaking out that nobody finds diamonds rare or special and the "emotional factor" is dropping to the rock bottom of pragmatism extremely quickly.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Len posted:

Some people get real weird about spoilers. There was a goon that wouldn't play Smash Bros Brawl until the Mother 3 hack was out because he didn't was spoiled

I've seen people advocating skipping the pilot of a series because it contains foreshadowing.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Reality shows are the best because they spoil their own poo poo and then flip it

Love after lockup showed a teaser image of one of the people floating face down in a pool, with someone overdubbed screaming their name. Then they played up how depressed she was etc

It wasn't mentioned again AT ALL for like five episodes. she was just swimming

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

One of the more common “millennials are killing X!” Articles over the past couple years is diamonds and other jewelry.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Feliday Melody posted:

That's pretty fabulous.


Yes...uhhh..."fabulous"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Feliday Melody posted:

That's pretty fabulous.



I resent that I understand this image.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
paige no!

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Fantastic Foreskin posted:

Wasn't there a QCS thread where someone wanted posting any spoilers to be punishable?

motherfucker i'm still reading qcs and i've only got to chapter 21 :mad:

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

motherfucker i'm still reading qcs and i've only got to chapter 21 :mad:

Chapter 69 is a doozy...

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I resent that I understand this image.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Skwirl posted:

Literally everyone who's really good at drawing got really good at it so they could draw porn that fits their preferences more closely.
I have a few artist friends and they've all said that they can't enjoy their own horny art, because all they see are the technical aspects that went into making it, the experience of creating it, and not the finished product in a way they can enjoy.
"I lead others to a treasure I cannot possess" is probably the better summation.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Vib Rib posted:

I have a few artist friends and they've all said that they can't enjoy their own horny art, because all they see are the technical aspects that went into making it, the experience of creating it, and not the finished product in a way they can enjoy.
"I lead others to a treasure I cannot possess" is probably the better summation.

Once upon a time, at a horny art show nestled in the sweaty end of the convention center, conversed a pair of artists. One old and one young.

“What are the differences between Heaven and Hell?” the young artist asked the learned master one day.

“There are no material differences,” replied the old artist peacefully.

“None at all?” asked the confused young artist.

“Yes. Both Heaven and Hell look the same. They all have art that is incredibly horny,” said our old artist. “The amount of horny art and the number of people sitting around the art are the same in these two places.”

“But oddly, each artist is seated in front of a particular piece of art and must use that to be horny. And to be horny, one must be unaware of the technical craft that went in to making it, knowledge ruins it. Like seeing how hot dogs are made before you eat one,” the Art Master went on to describe to our young artist.

“In the case of Hell, people are always uncomfortable because no matter how hard they try to be horny, they can only see the art they make themselves,” said the old artist.

“But isn't it the same as what happens to the people in Heaven?” the junior questioned.

“No. They can be horny because they each make art for the person sitting opposite them at the table. You see, that is the difference between Heaven and Hell,” explained the old artist.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/gayblackvet/status/1391848665459789824

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

christmas boots posted:

Once upon a time, at a horny art show nestled in the sweaty end of the convention center, conversed a pair of artists. One old and one young.

“What are the differences between Heaven and Hell?” the young artist asked the learned master one day.

“There are no material differences,” replied the old artist peacefully.

“None at all?” asked the confused young artist.

“Yes. Both Heaven and Hell look the same. They all have art that is incredibly horny,” said our old artist. “The amount of horny art and the number of people sitting around the art are the same in these two places.”

“But oddly, each artist is seated in front of a particular piece of art and must use that to be horny. And to be horny, one must be unaware of the technical craft that went in to making it, knowledge ruins it. Like seeing how hot dogs are made before you eat one,” the Art Master went on to describe to our young artist.

“In the case of Hell, people are always uncomfortable because no matter how hard they try to be horny, they can only see the art they make themselves,” said the old artist.

“But isn't it the same as what happens to the people in Heaven?” the junior questioned.

“No. They can be horny because they each make art for the person sitting opposite them at the table. You see, that is the difference between Heaven and Hell,” explained the old artist.

This is why artists online hang out in groups to trade horny art with each other


Some people are so unabashed that they do make and enjoy their own horny art though, they're usually the ones posting 500 near identical drawings of someones dick turning into a pool inflatable

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Scratch Monkey posted:

They were hoping that there was an ending where they get to marry their giant booby lady

In fairness, you don't know there isn't one. You just know that there's an ending where she turns into a giant monster.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

Bismuth posted:

This is why artists online hang out in groups to trade horny art with each other


Some people are so unabashed that they do make and enjoy their own horny art though, they're usually the ones posting 500 near identical drawings of someones dick turning into a pool inflatable

These artists go to purgatory

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Cleretic posted:

In fairness, you don't know there isn't one. You just know that there's an ending where she turns into a giant monster.

I hope its the same ending

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
As far as giant re lady goes, if you can't handle her at her worst, you don't deserve her at her best :colbert:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



If you can’t handle me at my BIG
You don’t deserve me at my BOOBS

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
If you can't Chandler me at my Bing then you don't deserve Miss at Chanandler Bong.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

On the general subject of IOSM and RE8.

https://twitter.com/saltydkdan/status/1391672543753482240

The future liberals want is me getting my dick stomped by a 9 foot tall vampire mommy.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

OwlFancier posted:

On the general subject of IOSM and RE8.

https://twitter.com/saltydkdan/status/1391672543753482240

The future liberals want is me getting my dick stomped by a 9 foot tall vampire mommy.

Oh man imagine how tall she looks from Shapiro’s POV

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
So glad im banning videogames when im president

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Good Citizen posted:

Oh man imagine how tall she looks from Shapiro’s POV

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Good Citizen posted:

Oh man imagine how tall she looks from Shapiro’s POV

I think it means she’s actually just a normal height

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
Lol scrolled local hashtags out of boredom

https://twitter.com/BaptistTruth1/status/1391939059476570115?s=19

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1391897869137887234

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