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They came for Louis C.K. for a little public masturbation, they came for Chris D'Elia for having sex with a few underage girls, they came for R. Kelly for having some sex slaves and also underage girls, now they're coming for our horses just because they're doped up!! https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1391765065179746306 You might think this is funny but when you try to run the kentucky derby on a shitton of steroids the mob's going to come for you
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wow he looks exactly like you would expect
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back in the good ol days you could roid up your horse as much as you wanted, and nobody would bat an eye
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May 10, 2021 20:52
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instead of trying to punish this horse for a youthful mistake we should send him to rehab
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Bob Baffert
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hey, I got a call some libs are being owned itt?
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99% of the time anyone crying about cancel culture is just mad about consequences culture
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Sorry OP, but I canceled that horse once and I’d do it again! As a wise man once said, “Winners don’t do drugs.” That man was Ryu from Street Fighter II, and he won every fight he was in until M. Bison who was too hard so I gave up.
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Speaking from experience here, don't leave anything breakable out if you're going to be hanging out with a drugged up horse. They're hilarious when they're wasted but they're still skittish as hell. If he offers to get up and get more beer or pizza from the kitchen just tell him to stay put and do it yourself.
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i don't blame Medina Spirit for using steroids, i blame the other for not using steroids. its like they don't want to win.
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What if I injected some if this stuff into my dick?
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:i don't blame Medina Spirit for using steroids, i blame the other for not using steroids. its like they don't want to win.
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May 10, 2021 21:32
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as if race horses aren't already doped up to keep their lungs from exploding
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I'm doped up on the Lord!
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Lord is what I call horse testosterone
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what do you want to bet that horse got started smoking weed in college. but ok, we'll keep legalizing it 
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If every professional athlete on Earth can take steroids, so can this horse imo. It’s his body and his decision!
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Performance-enhancing sugar cubes
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Why is fox news promoting this guy and his Muslim horse? Defending him from the Kentucky derby organizers who I just imagine to be like a caricature of a plantation owners.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Bob Baffert Overrated star war character!
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May 10, 2021 22:04
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the only moral horse doping is my horse doping
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your honor my horse is not a junkie, sick stable workers are just constantly peeing on his food as is common practice in the racing industry https://twitter.com/rickbozich/status/1391773986120417280
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I always make sure to buy extra Goya food so the Executive Chef Robert can continue upsetting the left.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:your honor my horse is not a junkie, sick stable workers are just constantly peeing on his food as is common practice in the racing industry that must have been some powerful early morning piss
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This is the least climactic follow-up to Mr. Hands I could have imagined
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Listen here, bud. White people deserve to lose their privilege.
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Roid Gut is real though
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a sad day for america. donald trump has joined the horse cancelling mob
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The Bloop posted:Roid Gut is real though Obese Animal.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:a sad day for america. donald trump has joined the horse cancelling mob You know you hosed up when even Donald Trump says "No you're just a filthy junky" when you try to blame the libs.
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Yaldabaoth posted:You know you hosed up when even Donald Trump says "No you're just a filthy junky" when you try to blame the libs. and, more importantly, he got caught
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Did he really say that a trainer peed in the hay in his stall after taking cough medicine and that was the reason? Or was that just a made up joke? You can't tell what's real and fake anymore.
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Yaldabaoth posted:Listen here, bud. White people deserve to lose their privilege. Only the disillusioned ones do.
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Hitch posted:Did he really say that a trainer peed in the hay in his stall after taking cough medicine and that was the reason? Or was that just a made up joke? it wasn't a joke but it was actually about a different horse Baffert trained that had a positive result. His horses have had 5 in the last year https://twitter.com/rickbozich/status/1391792567382155264
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He has been banned by Churchill downs
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