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alexandriao


sex havers

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alexandriao


oooh look at me I'm a sex haver with a big dick oooh I'm so into having sex woahhhh I'mmmm gonna cum ooo

alexandriao


woahhh im just so angry at these people who

whispers

have sex

it just gets me really mad yanno it just grinds my gears if you know what i mean

Doll House Ghost



I don't have anything against sex havers, other than I'm SICK and TIREd of hearing about them and their "lifestyle"!!

Manifisto


the sick thing is that most children have one or more parents who are covert or even overt sexhavers. disgusting.


ty nesamdoom!

barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
gently caress you sex havers! and NOT the GOOD KIND of gently caress


cruft

100% on board with this op.

PS: any sex havers ITT, what is it like? Please PM me.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
you think you're such a big man for being able to gently caress all those buffalo. oh sorry "bison" because we don't actually have buffalo here. rear end in a top hat.

Ventral EggSac

Iwiiwwiwiw I'm rubbing myself and others iwiwiwi

pseudorandom



gently caress you, I hate you so much, you worthless poo poo,








I say, talking to myself.


Also, gently caress you sex havers!

frump truck

hello... again!

carceral system shouldn't exist, except for sex havers. throw em in the clink

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
QCS: Quiet, Calm, and Sincere> The Only Thing That "Sucks" About SUcking and loving Is That... It Sucks!!!
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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
worried that trolls are coming into my threads to make love amidst the posts...





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wimsy

sex is not chill

GoutPatrol

*Stupid Babby*

if it isn't straining, pulling the very lifeblood out of you, sex ain't poo poo

you think sex is chill? I'll show you, I'll show all of you

ps pm me for onlyfans

Manifisto


sex haver: wow human fluids and secretions are so amazing I like to wallow in them duh derp

me: the only worthwhile human secretions are science and creativity


ty nesamdoom!

Ventral EggSac

Manifisto posted:

sex haver: wow human fluids and secretions are so amazing I like to wallow in them duh derp

me: the only worthwhile human secretions are science and creativity

Stoner Sloth

Manifisto posted:

sex haver: wow human fluids and secretions are so amazing I like to wallow in them duh derp

me: the only worthwhile human secretions are science and creativity

nut

Manifisto posted:

sex haver: wow human fluids and secretions are so amazing I like to wallow in them duh derp

me: the only worthwhile human secretions are science and creativity

pseudorandom



Manifisto posted:

sex haver: wow human fluids and secretions are so amazing I like to wallow in them duh derp

me: the only worthwhile human secretions are science and creativity


Now that's a youtube "popping" channel I would watch.

alexandriao


Manifisto posted:

sex haver: wow human fluids and secretions are so amazing I like to wallow in them duh derp

me: the only worthwhile human secretions are science and creativity

yeah!!!!! sex havers are all like "oh boy jeez i love phlegm" wELL YOU KNOW WHAT??? PLEGM ISNT COOL U BSATERDS

ps i would add nasal fluid to the cool list because its literally keeping our noses like tiny a jacuzzi and i think thats chill and good

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)


Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Just spraying DNA all over the place to create offspring. Disgusting

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Manifisto posted:

sex haver: wow human fluids and secretions are so amazing I like to wallow in them duh derp

me: the only worthwhile human secretions are science and creativity

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


aw jeez guys c'mon

biosterous




gently caress all fuckers!!!!




wait



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I am a total sicko with a sex having fetish. I can only get off to sex, AMA

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I am a total sicko with a sex having fetish. I can only get off to sex, AMA

Sorry, just realized I don't talk to virgins. Later, nerds. *peels off in a camaro*

Manifisto


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Sorry, just realized I don't talk to virgins. Later, nerds. *peels off in a camaro*

*sigh* looks like a sex haver has made off with one of our ostriches again


ty nesamdoom!

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax
how to they find the cupboard space for all that sex? how???


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Stoner Sloth

instead of fighting maybe the sex havers and the non-sex havers could just come together on this one? :pervert:

wimsy

shoot all sex havers with a bazooka

wimsy

replace sex lube with super glue then shoot them with a bazooka

wimsy

ludicrous gibs at the sex haver convention (maternity ward)

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


wimsy posted:

ludicrous gibs at the sex haver convention (maternity ward)

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
having sex ironically so I can post in Helldump about it





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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
hey nice penis man, where'd you get that thing, Kaybee Toys? now bring that stupid piece of poo poo over here I'm gonna punch its lights out





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biosterous




GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I am a total sicko with a sex having fetish. I can only get off to sex, AMA

can you draw a dragon



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


biosterous posted:

can you draw a dragon

I'm literally a professional fantasy artist, so no

wimsy

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm literally a professional fantasy artist, so no

you're on my fantasy artist team

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FutonForensic

great news: my hot spouse problem has been "taken care of." no more repairing ripped bodices, no more vacuuming rose petals off the satin sheets.

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