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Interviewer: So, tell us a little about yourself. Interviewee: Well, recently I reorganized my pantries, putting things in bins and labeling them all, which, in my mind, was a very responsible adult thing to do. But I very deliberately labeled some of the bins things like SNAX and BEANZ, I think out of a subconscious desire to subvert those things. Interviewer: mmhmm. It says here you were posting in the grey forums? Why did you leave your last position? Interviewee: Oh, I didn't leave, I'll still be posting there part time. I just wanted to pick up something, you know, less stressful. |
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Interviewer: Tell us about a time when you posted a thread and nobody replied in it for like a whole 20 minutes. Interviewee: Well, I did get a bit anxious, if I'm honest, but I think that's a perfectly natural reaction. Then I made a follow up post. Interviewer: And then? Interviewee: Then I went to the supermarket to pick up some bits. |
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yeah sorry i'm late for this interview, there was a dog outside wearing a bandana so i had to pet it and take pictures. LOOK! you're hired.
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Pet crimes? I, uh. I'm not allowed to talk about that. Not since the laser light show debacle.
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me: well i recently gave up smoking weed... interviewer: you're hired!
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interviewer: what are some of your weaknesses me: i have generalized anxiety disorder, i have ADHD, i have irritable bowel syndrome, i have tinnitus, i have rosacea, i have adult acne, i have high blood pressure, i have insomnia, I have feline leukemia, i have Train Brain, i have-- interviewer: i think you misheard me. you're listing our prerequisites
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FutonForensic posted:interviewer: what are some of your weaknesses
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Luvcow posted:me: well i recently gave up smoking weed... |
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FutonForensic posted:interviewer: what are some of your weaknesses |
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FutonForensic posted:interviewer: what are some of your weaknesses
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interviewer: so what are you down for interviewee: whatever interviewer: hell yeah interviewee: hell yeah |
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frump truck posted:interviewer: so what are you down for
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my previous experience posting trpmo doesn't line up exactly, but i learned a lot about not capitalizing and keeping it short and sweet
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dude is that a fuckign cat in a hammock? lmfao
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interviewer: now, we ask everyone this just to see your process-- how many kittens could fit in this hammock
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Flavius Aetass posted:interviewer: now, we ask everyone this just to see your process-- how many kittens could fit in this hammock Depends if it's African or European |
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interviewer: i'm going to say a common word or phrase, and you say the first thing that comes to mind. 'lol nice' interviewee: lol nice interviewer: lol nice interviewee: lol nice |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:interviewer: i'm going to say a common word or phrase, and you say the first thing that comes to mind. 'lol nice' |
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