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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

So seeing all this talk of ransomware and the pipeline.


What is the estimated ransomware value for the forums? I think the pipeline went for $5 million.

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

I would pay $5 for all of my posts in aggregate

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
if the front page got replaced with a ransomware message it would be an improvement

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

7.5

KodiakRS
Jul 11, 2012

:stonk:

7.6 Price is right rules.



(someone please post 7.7, I don't actually want to own the forums.)

Vakal
May 11, 2008

KodiakRS posted:

7.6 Price is right rules.



(someone please post 7.7, I don't actually want to own the forums.)

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
7.7

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

$4.20

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
69 dogecoins

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

I’d reverse uno and ransom an offer to stop my posting instead if they send my 420 in Bitcoin

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Dumping as many posts as possible into plastic grocery bags before the price goes up

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
by my calculations, about 8.5 million. no I'm not gonna show my work

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I'm willing to stop posting here for the right price

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Noticing the shelves are bare of tuggin references and feeling a growing sense of panic as I pace the store and look in other people's carts when their backs are turned

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





In a bizarre turn, the randomware fixed all of Radiums code and the forums are running better than ever.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

a bocce ball set

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
$10

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
We have the upper hand here. Think of how much the rest of the Internet would rather keep goons contained. We should demand money to keep SA running.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Giraffe posted:

We have the upper hand here. Think of how much the rest of the Internet would rather keep goons contained. We should demand money to keep SA running.
reddit just doesnt "get" krusty grill

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
69 rusty penis

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
OP figured out Lowtax’s plot to keep himself awash in gourmet cookies, sports cars, and drugs

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Selling black market forums tugs in coupons where no one ever looks.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The value is: cock

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

I’ll be honest, I would kind of like to know how much Jeffrey paid Lowtax for the forums

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Chinatown posted:

69 dogecoins

Nice! Thinking we should only accept "tugcoins" for any crypto transactions though

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

1redflag posted:

I’ll be honest, I would kind of like to know how much Jeffrey paid Lowtax for the forums

He killed Lowtax

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

What if the ransom ware only targets the good posts ?

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

donkey salami posted:

Nice! Thinking we should only accept "tugcoins" for any crypto transactions though

Tugcoins goin to the MOON

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Nothing of value was lost then

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
six boxes of cookies

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
One unbaptized soul

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

$420.69

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Derpies posted:

Tugcoins goin to the MOON

for a few minutes, then quickly deflating as the market goes soft

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Klyith posted:

for a few minutes, then quickly deflating as the market goes soft

Look out for that refractory rebound though

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Derpies posted:

Tugcoins goin to the MOON

TUG THA MOON

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the moon is full (of cum)

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the ransom is simple: a good post. just one good post.

Brimstone Inquiry
Jan 21, 2007


Bad Purchase posted:

the ransom is simple: a good post. just one good post.

You'll get a fingat and like it!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

turns off our monitors

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
They’d pay you to keep it offline

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