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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)
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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


 audibly gasped when he reached in to turn it off

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


 what a terrible snipe

https://twitter.com/danieldurrans/status/1388106615090552839?s=20

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/colfox_/status/1045488547027914752

the end of half the tracks on 'Further Down the Spiral'

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/michaeldweiss/status/1392905534454501379

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




 https://twitter.com/perfectlyshots/status/1393045388085678086?s=21

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

 that's a solid account

https://twitter.com/PerfectlyShots/status/1390882900103602176

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

https://twitter.com/perfectlyshots/status/1393045388085678086?s=21

Sagebrush posted:

that's a solid account
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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



 yeah

https://twitter.com/PerfectlyShots/status/1386745890308870149

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/jackbern23/status/1392388367074172930?s=21

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/jackbern23/status/1392388367074172930?s=21

lmao too fuckin real

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/PerfectlyShots/status/1392511851112640514

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/boring_cactus/status/1392738060652089344

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



 lol from the related tweets

https://twitter.com/sheevink/status/1392973881246355456

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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

Agile Vector posted:

lol from the related tweets

https://twitter.com/sheevink/status/1392973881246355456

lmao

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Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

 https://twitter.com/sailorsct_mars/status/1393282136346566658

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/jackbern23/status/1392388367074172930?s=21

gently caress it's true

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001

Target Track Jacket posted:

https://twitter.com/sailorsct_mars/status/1393282136346566658

https://twitter.com/sailorsct_mars/status/1393305522292592644?s=21

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




 owned

https://twitter.com/manmilk2/status/1393579294476181509?s=21

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

owned

https://twitter.com/manmilk2/status/1393579294476181509?s=21
great then you gotta find the teens giving away free acetone

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1394204091925028865

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/ariadnecrete/status/1394171177984139269?s=21

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 single tweet account. perfect.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1394413707430711307

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/mortcrimpjr/status/1394641332640043008?s=21

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 https://twitter.com/uscpsc/status/1394782201888362503

:hmmyes:

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
it’s like that time i wanted to build a still

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001

President Beep posted:

it’s like that time i wanted to build a still

JAMES!

*jazz hands*

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El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001

big scary monsters posted:

i have an hour long meeting scheduled with two managers over $400 in unexpected expenses so that first one really hits home


I had a two hour meeting scheduled with two program managers that somehow turned into 16 people this month.

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
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shit wizard dad

El Mero Mero posted:

I had a two hour meeting scheduled with two program managers that somehow turned into 16 people this month.

that's Mitosis for you.

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

NoneMoreNegative posted:

that's Meetosis for you.
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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

NoneMoreNegative posted:

that's Mitosis for you.

this is a really divisive comment

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/marvindeux/status/1394348294814552066?s=21

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




 WAP - Wet rear end Purina

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/zodiac_mf/status/1394027332613152768?s=21

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/zodiac_mf/status/1394027332613152768?s=21

lol

you do get a lot of calluses over time. i grew up with a gravel driveway and spent most of the warm months barefoot. i’m sure if i ran around on gravel these days though i’d end up feeling pretty sorry lol

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
the russians used a frostbite

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/jfrankensteiner/status/1394865456742293505?s=21

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/cgosimon/status/909656678110343168

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




 in my experience it is very accurate

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


 big oof at that

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