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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Wait, which balls?
You just said 'the balls' is there a specific set

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

poo poo is there a main balldo quest line I need to be following oh my god

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
well let's count'em up

you've got the eyeballs, the balls of your feet, the bald spot, and, of course, the gonadus maximus

as far as i know, the balldo is guaranteed to work with them all

FatChanceGoons
Jul 19, 2020

BUY STATION EXPERT
Oh yes

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

FatChanceGoons posted:

Oh yes

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

the balldo teaches us to love one another so i forgive you for buying an rc car instead of a loadout drop

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003
I remember my first probe.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
with Balldo®, every probe will feel like the first time

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

lite_sleepr posted:

I remember my first probe.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Jerry do you make custom sizes and would you be willing to make one large enough to fit the balls in the Pig's Huge Balls Thread

French Canadian
Feb 23, 2004

Fluffy cat sensory experience
I need to know if any goons have tried balldo and if there is a version for that pig with huge balls.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

French Canadian posted:

I need to know if any goons have tried balldo and if there is a version for that pig with huge balls.

they still gotta make it

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Impressive, my tool usually produces samples in 20 seconds

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

FatChanceGoons posted:

Oh yes

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

the balldo teaches us to love one another so i forgive you for buying an rc car instead of a loadout drop

what

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

lol I play warzone with him, he posted so he could be probed because he made video game mistakes.

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003
The most grievous of mistakes.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
moddo, the revolutionary device that let's mods have sex

the good kind

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





French Canadian posted:

I need to know if any goons have tried balldo and if there is a version for that pig with huge balls.

When Jerry sends the Balldo out I’ll write a trip report.

Right now that feels like a million miles away.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Socially distancing my balls from me

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





Balldo indigogo finished..

WHERES MY BALLDO JERRY!

Phony Horse
Oct 22, 2020

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Jerry and Ellie are also the name of my balls

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
That's weird mine are called Jelly and Eerie.

Jolo
Jun 4, 2007

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Honestly surprised it's Jerry and Elaine, this is totally a Newman and Kramer sort of caper.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Jolo posted:

Honestly surprised it's Jerry and Elaine, this is totally a NewmanFrank and Kramer sort of caper.

Jolo
Jun 4, 2007

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it


Can't argue with this. Can't and won't.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Lmao

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


His hand movements work even

Phony Horse
Oct 22, 2020

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Ballgasms coming’

Phony Horse
Oct 22, 2020

Jolo
Jun 4, 2007

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Looks like a chicken nugget without breading.

Where is the video of a well known adult performer using the balldo with a partner? I want to see their most difficult acting challenge to date, pretending that using this thing is enjoyable and not tempting testicular torsion trauma.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"Your second penis that never goes soft".

Finally. All the convenience of my FIRST penis, with the added benefits of constantly having a hard-on. Truly what I've been waiting for.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

As someone who wears some pretty ridiculous t-shirts I'm trying to imagine wearing that one in public.

Jolo
Jun 4, 2007

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

It's a Botox'd Krang

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I like that they went with the absolute cheapest and shittiest white t's with fabric so thin you can see right through it everywhere except the collar and the printed part

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





They posted a video

NSFW!!

https://ballgasm.com/

NSFW!!

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





I’m terrified.

I know I said I’m gonna write a trip report. But I’m actually a little ball scared right now.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
How

How is that even pleasurable

The only use I can see for it is if a woman has some kink to be boned in the vagina and the rear end at the same time and even then the logistics are insane to me :psyduck:

I feel like that would cut circulation to your scrotum, leading to a bad time

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Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





Well. When my Limited Edition early backer edition Balldo comes in the mail. I’ll be sure to write up a good trip report.

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