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We are not alone, goons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBtMbBPzqHY
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# ? May 17, 2021 07:01 |
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That man with no neck, a horrible goatee, and Oakley glasses is easily the most credible man I've ever seen. I'm pretty the US military is pulling some kind of poo poo here because that's the kind of person you put in front of the cameras in the same way scammers put deliberate spelling mistakes in scam emails - they don't want sceptical people wasting their time.
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# ? May 17, 2021 07:07 |
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do you think aliens have glory holes on their space ships? this question has kept me awake for too long.
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# ? May 17, 2021 07:20 |
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The aliens died
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# ? May 17, 2021 07:23 |
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Mournful and sad news this early Monday morning, heard it on the news that all the aliens just died
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# ? May 17, 2021 07:24 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The aliens died Le petite mort
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# ? May 17, 2021 07:28 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:That man with no neck, a horrible goatee, and Oakley glasses is easily the most credible man I've ever seen. The aliens are real, and they're fast, and they're my friends.
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# ? May 17, 2021 07:32 |
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Do the aliens tug
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# ? May 17, 2021 07:33 |
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I once found a spaceship crashed in the woods near the family cabin but the alien was ok, so we went back and got really stoned and now we have really fun adventures while the alien learns about earth and we repair the spaceship.
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# ? May 17, 2021 07:46 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:do you think aliens have glory holes on their space ships? this question has kept me awake for too long. aliens are way too advanced for that nonsense, they obviously have glory portals
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# ? May 17, 2021 07:47 |
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Have they come for our hot moms?
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# ? May 17, 2021 08:38 |
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porfiria posted:We are not alone, goons. Heh, maybe you're not
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# ? May 17, 2021 08:48 |
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There is one (1) alien
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# ? May 17, 2021 08:56 |
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It's actually interdimensional bigfoots.
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# ? May 17, 2021 08:59 |
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I wonder what the US military is putting or planning to put in the skies above America that they want people reporting as aliens. Drones seems obvious but surely that's mundane enough and there's enough private drones already up there that going on 60 Minutes is overkill.
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# ? May 17, 2021 09:21 |
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Derpies posted:Do the aliens tug They tug faster and harder than most puny men can even imagine. It's doubtful most of us will be capable of learning their advanced tugging tech for some decades. Though highly advanced tuggers like you, Derpies,, will soon be bathed in their emanations. Source this guy: https://youtube.com/watch?v=tpUtUQ5YC-Q
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# ? May 17, 2021 09:55 |
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I want to believe
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# ? May 17, 2021 10:11 |
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aliens stole that guy's entire neck, we should feel sorry for him
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# ? May 17, 2021 10:38 |
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what if it us, that are the real aliens
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# ? May 17, 2021 10:42 |
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Thats a UFO, not aliens.
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# ? May 17, 2021 11:52 |
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That's just what they want you to think, chump
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# ? May 17, 2021 12:11 |
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Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if it's actually aliens, but like some gas giant intelligence from Jupiter or something that can zip around in space/atmosphere due to how it came about. I would be shocked if it was sentient in a manner we could predict, and what I'm actually scared to poo poo about is that it's some space animal we're gonna destroy to learn how to break physics in new ways, which will inevitably lead to much more horrible weapons.
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# ? May 17, 2021 12:27 |
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Nah the space aliens will just come down and take you away to a human factory farm on Alpha Centauri.
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# ? May 17, 2021 12:34 |
There's no reason to be feeding this to the 60 minutes crew. What's the play, government
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# ? May 17, 2021 12:36 |
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pnumoman posted:Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if it's actually aliens, but like some gas giant intelligence from Jupiter or something that can zip around in space/atmosphere due to how it came about. I would be shocked if it was sentient in a manner we could predict, and what I'm actually scared to poo poo about is that it's some space animal we're gonna destroy to learn how to break physics in new ways, which will inevitably lead to much more horrible weapons. You'd not be surprised if a non-sentient sack of gas propelled itself from Jupiter and entered our atmosphere while suffering no ill effects?
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# ? May 17, 2021 12:41 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You'd not be surprised if a non-sentient sack of gas propelled itself from Jupiter and entered our atmosphere while suffering no ill effects? Well, relatively not surprised. I'd be much more shocked that there's a superpower nation that's developed scifi-like spy tech and are using it in this way, for example. In general, I'd be staggered if it was actually a non-sentient bag of gas "creature" from Jupiter.
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# ? May 17, 2021 12:43 |
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pnumoman posted:Well, relatively not surprised. I'd be much more shocked that there's a superpower nation that's developed scifi-like spy tech and are using it in this way, for example. In general, I'd be staggered if it was actually a non-sentient bag of gas "creature" from Jupiter. I promise you a superpower nation that's developed scifi-like spy tech is ludicrously more likely. The most likely thing by far is that it's some shady poo poo the US military is pulling to get extra funding allocated their way or it's a cover up for a drone programme or experimental aircraft. Maybe they're testing to see how credulous people are.
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# ? May 17, 2021 12:56 |
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The fact that we did not get a single "I am friends with the aliens (Space Force!) and am making big deals with them" tweet from 2016-2020 is absolute proof that the US Government doesn't know poo poo about aliens. Or they know a lot and realize how terrifying the knowledge could be in the wrong hands.
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# ? May 17, 2021 12:56 |
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if aliens come to earth i'm gonna have sex with one of them
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# ? May 17, 2021 12:58 |
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pnumoman posted:Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if it's actually aliens, but like some gas giant intelligence from Jupiter or something that can zip around in space/atmosphere due to how it came about. I would be shocked if it was sentient in a manner we could predict, and what I'm actually scared to poo poo about is that it's some space animal we're gonna destroy to learn how to break physics in new ways, which will inevitably lead to much more horrible weapons. do you have a goatee
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# ? May 17, 2021 12:59 |
A Fancy Hat posted:The fact that we did not get a single "I am friends with the aliens (Space Force!) and am making big deals with them" tweet from 2016-2020 is absolute proof that the US Government doesn't know poo poo about aliens. There's also the possibility that they exist but refuse to treat the US as the sovereign entity of earth and go through the UN or China or something and that makes all of our leaders pouty
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# ? May 17, 2021 13:02 |
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It's obvious that space aliens are reds and wouldn't deal with an openly capitalistic nation
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# ? May 17, 2021 13:13 |
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porfiria posted:We are not alone, goons. Thank you for posting this old video of which there's been multiple posts in multiple threads in multiple forums already op, without your service I might not have seen it again. God bless you and the space ship you've been on while the rest of the world watched the actual space ship.
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# ? May 17, 2021 13:16 |
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What's really gonna blow your mind is that it's been in the national news for over 6+ months that the US is going to hold some kind of information briefing in June about this poo poo and that these videos have been released officially by the government over the last year or so. All of which has been posted here and talked about repeatedly and extensively and on actual news sites. But thank you for your service in watching 60 minutes to find out, I guess.
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# ? May 17, 2021 13:18 |
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Caesar Saladin posted:if aliens come to earth i'm gonna have sex with one of them
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# ? May 17, 2021 13:23 |
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It's probably that super isolated tribe off the coast of India that kills all outsiders. They were Wakanda-ing us the whole time!
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# ? May 17, 2021 13:32 |
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Senegalese.
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# ? May 17, 2021 13:35 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I promise you a superpower nation that's developed scifi-like spy tech is ludicrously more likely. The most likely thing by far is that it's some shady poo poo the US military is pulling to get extra funding allocated their way or it's a cover up for a drone programme or experimental aircraft. Maybe they're testing to see how credulous people are. If the sci-fi tech thing is true it's almost as big of a deal as aliens because whatever's going on in these videos is far and away better than anything publicly know now.
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# ? May 17, 2021 13:37 |
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Why do I have Wakanda con go fund me to the tune of that Lion King song in my head now? Is that from here?
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# ? May 17, 2021 13:37 |
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Big Beef City posted:Senegalese. That's the one! They got us good.
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