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Book round-up version 1.2 
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tom delonge has let me down
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May 17, 2021 06:15
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I, for one, will not go quietly into the night
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May 17, 2021 06:20
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Crusty Nutsack posted:I, for one, will not go quietly into the night 
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May 17, 2021 06:27
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im from the pleiades
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May 17, 2021 06:29
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kind of wonder if a saucer would even be that good of a space borne-to-atmospheric craft shape
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May 17, 2021 06:35
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shits creepy
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May 17, 2021 06:41
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Tiler Kiwi posted:kind of wonder if a saucer would even be that good of a space borne-to-atmospheric craft shape i mean if you're capable of effective interstellar travel i can't imagine you are still too concerned with bitch-rear end poo poo like aerodynamics
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May 17, 2021 06:51
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1stGear posted:i mean if you're capable of effective interstellar travel i can't imagine you are still too concerned with bitch-rear end poo poo like aerodynamics well if they can pick any shape at all and they went with that, i have to conclude that the alien's genitalia are saucer shapes
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May 17, 2021 06:54
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i saw a light phenomena when i was a kid, a known one so it may have been some fuckery by the locals to draw tourists but its at one of the biggest tourism places in the country so why would they also my dad saw some poo poo when he was younger and he'd have no reason to lie, his life has had plenty of fun stories without it i believe and i hope theyre into xeno-anthropology rather than xeno-archeology
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May 17, 2021 07:43
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aliens arent real
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May 17, 2021 07:48
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money for military jerkoffs to hmmmmmm over pictures but zero bux to help people
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May 17, 2021 07:48
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Flunky posted:shits creepy
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May 17, 2021 08:00
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Zeroisanumber posted:money for military jerkoffs to hmmmmmm over pictures but zero bux to help people ufos are cool
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May 17, 2021 08:01
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browsing the internet as a kid in the 90s, stumbling onto some guy's ufo website with 9000 images in a single html file, getting really scared that the government will cut my connection for looking at these TOP SECRET documents
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May 17, 2021 08:47
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:aliens arent real probably ya but have u considered that it would be a good plot twist for late 2021 like aliens end up being real but they invented faster-than-light travel specifically to harass pre-ftl species by swooping around the atmosphere in their grainy spaceships and making crop circles by beaming little green men down to slowly flatten wheat using wooden planks before ramming into a few gps satellites in their lovely space jalopy
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May 17, 2021 08:55
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there's some guy on youtube whose videos occasionally get posted in the forums and he's tried to show how all of the recent video releases that are mentioned in the OP are visual artifacts arising from known limitations and errors in modern military and avionic systems
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May 17, 2021 09:00
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https://twitter.com/JeremyCorbell/status/1393281339525255168 rad poo poo
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May 17, 2021 09:51
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https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/ufo-military-intelligence-60-minutes-2021-05-16/quote:We have tackled many strange stories on 60 Minutes, but perhaps none like this. It's the story of the U.S. government's grudging acknowledgment of unidentified aerial phenomena— UAP—more commonly known as UFOs. After decades of public denial the Pentagon now admits there's something out there, and the U.S. Senate wants to know what it is. The intelligence committee has ordered the director of national intelligence and the secretary of defense to deliver a report on the mysterious sightings by next month.
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May 17, 2021 09:54
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Filthy Hans posted:there's some guy on youtube whose videos occasionally get posted in the forums and he's tried to show how all of the recent video releases that are mentioned in the OP are visual artifacts arising from known limitations and errors in modern military and avionic systems If you watch the video a couple of pilots specifically say they made visual contact as well. It's interesting that it seems like the contacts only started happening after sensor upgrades, whether or not it just means the tech is seeing ghosts. Please note that I have always thought of alien encounters as a combination of night terrors and the logical progression of 19th century people that thought they were seeing fairies. Also lmao if Marco Rubio is the one that finds the aliens
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May 17, 2021 11:03
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blatman posted:probably ya but have u considered that it would be a good plot twist for late 2021 douglas adams posted:"Teasers are usually rich kids with nothing to do. They cruise around looking for planets that haven’t made interstellar contact yet and buzz them.” “Buzz them?” Arthur began to feel that Ford was enjoying making life difficult for him. “Yeah,” said Ford, “they buzz them. They find some isolated spot with very few people around, then land right by some poor unsuspecting soul whom no one’s ever going to believe and then strut up and down in front of him wearing silly antennas on their head and making beep beep noises.”
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May 17, 2021 11:09
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IF (that's a big if) the government knows more about this than they're letting on, the current media strategy sure does seem like the ideal way to slow roll an announcement. But then again if there are aliens and pmurt knew there's no chance in hell it would have stayed secret. In summation, aliens don't exist until they do, and humans should stop clenching their assholes about it because it makes the probing way more unpleasant for everyone involved.
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May 17, 2021 11:09
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blatman posted:probably ya but have u considered that it would be a good plot twist for late 2021 Naw, they're sick voyeurs turning our planet into a reality TV show https://reddit.com/r/truehistoryofearth b-roll should be good  Espionage drones/balloons/etc make for a simpler and likelier explanation, especially considering that would be a perfect place to observe US forces & hardware doing maneuvers. Any explanation that isn't a straight up fabrication is super interesting, imho.
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May 17, 2021 11:18
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Put the aliens in charge of all sucking and loving
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May 17, 2021 12:15
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Zisky posted:IF (that's a big if) the government knows more about this than they're letting on, the current media strategy sure does seem like the ideal way to slow roll an announcement. this is kinda my thought, too There's no reason to roll out media and do 60 minutes spots for the olds if it's just for funding they already have all the money and support for more funding that they could ever need
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May 17, 2021 12:46
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aliens gave their technology to the chinese and the chinese are now owning us with transmaterial drones. this dump is the government breaking the news to us that they got so owned
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May 17, 2021 13:23
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jarofpiss posted:aliens gave their technology to the chinese and the chinese are now owning us with transmaterial drones. this dump is the government breaking the news to us that they got so owned loving trisolarans did us dirty
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May 17, 2021 13:32
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Space Force propaganda to gin up funding
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May 17, 2021 13:36
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Tiler Kiwi posted:kind of wonder if a saucer would even be that good of a space borne-to-atmospheric craft shape During the NASA/USAF lifting body programs of the 60-70s, a disc shaped craft was indeed proposed, but never was built. It strikes me as possibly viable.
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May 17, 2021 14:08
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:loving trisolarans did us dirty Never trust a species with more than one sun
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May 17, 2021 14:12
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StratGoatCom posted:During the NASA/USAF lifting body programs of the 60-70s, a disc shaped craft was indeed proposed, but never was built. It strikes me as possibly viable. the whole omni-directional thrust thing seems to have been applied pretty well for drones. Just add a disc shape skirt to them and you've got flying saucers
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May 17, 2021 14:17
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my friend took a pretty sweet ufo video last year, just a little flashing thing traveling super slow middle of the day some goon said he saw one in central park? on a field trip with like 30 other people which is pretty funny
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May 17, 2021 14:27
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theyre gonna announce aliens are real and only top level diplomats will get to talk to them while the rest of us go back to work at applebees
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May 17, 2021 14:32
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bio70ZWHj94
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May 17, 2021 14:39
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Zisky posted:If you watch the video a couple of pilots specifically say they made visual contact as well. yeah - i was into the instrumentation artifacts theory too, but then on that 60 minutes thing last night they showed these two photographs that some pilots took which afaik haven't been shown before?   drat china u got some weird lookin drones
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May 17, 2021 14:48
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Somehow aliens being real will make things worse for people who aren't disgustingly wealthy
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May 17, 2021 14:51
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we can only hope the aliens are smart enough to broadcast to our brains directly rather than speak with our leaders and top innovators
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May 17, 2021 14:55
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Marx Headroom posted:theyre gonna announce aliens are real and only top level diplomats will get to talk to them while the rest of us go back to work at applebees we got the childhood's end timeline
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May 17, 2021 15:38
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jarofpiss posted:aliens gave their technology to the chinese and the chinese are now owning us with transmaterial drones. this dump is the government breaking the news to us that they got so owned i don't think the Chinese/Russians need alien technology to build drones that can mess with American sensors. Both countries are years if not a decade ahead of the US in terms of electronic warfare. The whole thing just stinks of the US government being embarrassed that they can't effectively control their own airspace and coming up with aliens as an excuse.
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May 17, 2021 15:48
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Posadists get itt
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