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rotor posted:100% do not want any of that conveyed into my mind but thanks. i don't reckon the guy that wrote it did either
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Stringent posted:i don't reckon the guy that wrote it did either 100% agree and that's not an argument for putting it in mine too
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May 17, 2021 08:32
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lol my son has chained a new cold onto the ending of his strep throat. daycare rules.
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May 17, 2021 10:09
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My son got sick a bunch but it never bothered him when he started child care hosed us though. I was sick for like two months and did a couple of covid tests
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May 17, 2021 11:27
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Love that poo poo, came out of avoiding ppl due to measles outbreak to covid lockdown to starting daycare having had 0 exposure to germs. Ended up spending almost half the time at home sick, thank goodness it's settled down a bit now touch wood
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May 17, 2021 12:31
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bobbilljim posted:Love that poo poo, came out of avoiding ppl due to measles outbreak to covid lockdown to starting daycare having had 0 exposure to germs. Ended up spending almost half the time at home sick, thank goodness it's settled down a bit now touch wood
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May 17, 2021 12:39
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i have a toddler cold right now.
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May 17, 2021 12:53
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 we both just took turns having it over the weekend love having a wet toddler hand transferred from her mouth directly into mine, as a funny joke
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May 17, 2021 15:52
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my stepdads beer posted:lol my son has chained a new cold onto the ending of his strep throat. daycare rules. my doctor told me that while this is annoying its actually long-term good for their immune systems
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May 17, 2021 19:44
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shoeberto posted:So uh. congrats! Parenting is a crazy ride. I've really enjoyed it so far. Babby changed my life in a very positive way, hopefully that'll be true for you too. I love that little shithead more than I ever thought I would. out of curiosity, what does "oops" mean? broke a condom? Or just got into the moment and said "whatever happens, happens"? my sister-in-law went camping with her boyfriend, split a bottle of tequila with him, and then it was "oops the birth control pills must not have worked" from her 
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May 17, 2021 20:40
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Wife was pausing BC due to some obgyn stuff she had been dealing with, then a condom broke (literally this has never happened to me), and then the morning after pill apparently did not take.
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May 17, 2021 22:02
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shoeberto posted:Wife was pausing BC due to some obgyn stuff she had been dealing with, then a condom broke (literally this has never happened to me), and then the morning after pill apparently did not take. That's all quite the coincidence, congrats on your incipient "father of the antichrist" title congrats for real though
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May 17, 2021 23:19
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:love having a wet toddler hand transferred from her mouth directly into mine, as a funny joke
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May 17, 2021 23:31
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:That's all quite the coincidence, congrats on your incipient "father of the antichrist" title We're trying not to personify too much due to the earliness of it all, but we have been joking that if this kid comes out alright, it's gonna be stubborn as gently caress.
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May 17, 2021 23:51
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https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/1394987599689920519?s=21
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May 19, 2021 13:27
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May 19, 2021 14:08
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Had our first ultrasound this morning. 9 weeks on the dot. Saw the baby, heard the heartbeat. This poo poo is wild.
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May 19, 2021 16:11
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it’s alive
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May 19, 2021 21:41
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third trimester they can show with video ultrasound that if you play sounds against the abdomen you can scare a fetus and make them cry but since they're immersed in fluid and all it's just silent screaming
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May 19, 2021 21:50
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ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK! 
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May 19, 2021 21:59
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:third trimester they can show with video ultrasound that if you play sounds against the abdomen you can scare a fetus and make them cry we went to the cinema to see tenet at maybe 5 months and like 1 min in when the explosions started the baby was like "woah what in the gently caress?" and started leaping around so yep, left that one. actually I stayed because my wife said there was no point wasting two tickets but I got fined twice for driving through a low traffic zone that had been added since I last went that way so that probably averaged out karmicly
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May 19, 2021 22:27
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when people on the tv are kissing I ask the kids if those people are having sex especially now that it’s a tired joke with them it’s even better. dad poo poo like this only gets better with age
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May 19, 2021 23:23
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maybe it’s because of my job or maybe I’m good at my job because of this but I can talk very directly to people about “embarrassing” things and this is going to be very bad for my kids as they get older and awkward stuff comes up or on tv. lmao
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May 19, 2021 23:31
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loving MOOD
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i'm somewhat dreading the "why" phase when my niece was deep in it recently, my mom was over there facetiming with us, and my niece asked what time it was my mom turns away and says "11:15" or whatever. before she's even done speaking, i hear "WHY"
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May 20, 2021 09:07
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The why phase is a little grating but I also think it's foundational in terms of norms and values. Why are the cops being mean to that man? Because ACAB, my son.
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May 20, 2021 09:38
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i'm somewhat dreading the "why" phase I've been prepping my wife for this by asking stupid "why questions" myself. like we'll be driving along and I'll go "why are some road signs blue and others green?" she ignores me
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May 20, 2021 10:14
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I spent 5 years teaching computer poo poo to barely literate 18 year old military idiots, I think I can handle a few simple why's.
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May 20, 2021 11:57
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the answer is almost always going to be "someone thought it would be cheaper to do it that way" hth
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May 20, 2021 12:01
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Fart Sandwiches posted:I spent 5 years teaching computer poo poo to barely literate 18 year old military idiots, I think I can handle a few simple why's. lol, you have no idea
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May 20, 2021 12:17
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when my kid asks "why" i DESTROY them with FACTs and LOGIC
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May 20, 2021 12:30
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Fart Sandwiches posted:when my kid asks "why" i DESTROY them with FACTs and LOGIC "I find the premise of your question to be entirely ludicrous, frankly this is the problem with the entire liberal mindset."
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Fart Sandwiches posted:when my kid asks "why" i DESTROY them with FACTs and LOGIC see, this is the basis of your misunderstanding because it hinges on the assumption that your opponent might eventually give up
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May 20, 2021 12:37
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Kenny Logins posted:the answer is almost always going to be "someone thought it would be cheaper to do it that way" hth this is a much appreciated parenting hack.
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May 20, 2021 12:46
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:I've been prepping my wife for this by asking stupid "why questions" myself. like we'll be driving along and I'll go "why are some road signs blue and others green?" generally speaking women find it much easier to ignore their children than their husband, so you're probably in good shape on this
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May 20, 2021 12:50
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my kid is 4 years old and well into the why phase and i'm not tired of it yet, except for the fact that sometimes I anticipate the why and say why as I am saying the thing and then she asks why anyway and I have to repeat myself 
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:I've been prepping my wife for this by asking stupid "why questions" myself. like we'll be driving along and I'll go "why are some road signs blue and others green?" green are directional guidance road signs like street names while blue are simple guide signs like "hospital ahead"
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my kids got out of the why phase pretty fast because i would pull the fuckin car over and say "ok it's a long story but here it goes. Red paint was first sythesized by German chemists in 1846. This is during the reign of Kaiser Wilhelm, a fact which will become relevant in a moment. OK so..."
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