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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

well crap.
after mowing the lawn tonight I think I had my oldest, blind dog, Harvey, lapse into his first bit of senility and grumpily bite me.
Enough to break the skin a little and bruise me.

He's ok now. But...

e: To preface that; he's a big dumb old blind hound dog. I've had experience with big ol' dogs for years. My mom was a vet tech and I grew up on a small farm around animals, have had all kindsa pets and raised everything from llamas and horses and fish to whatever. I'm not trying to out-vet you or out guess you or out-anything-you. The old blind hound is getting bad at being an old blind hound, finally. And, well, poo poo.

That's all.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 23:49 on May 17, 2021

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I have 11 pages of posts!

Imdoingmypart.gif

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i have pribaboy a lot lets see

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
15 pages !!!! snoochy boochies!!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Big Beef City posted:

well crap.
after mowing the lawn tonight I think I had my oldest, blind dog, Harvey, lapse into his first bit of senility and grumpily bite me.
Enough to break the skin a little and bruise me.

He's ok now. But...

I simply cannot BELIEVE that one of your dogs might be a grumpy ol’ son of a gun.


It’s ok. One of mine is neurotic and awkward just like the guy who raised him.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I have 33 pages of posts, can anyone else even approach my posting prowess?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

I have 365 posts over 37 pages of search results, but I don't think I'm even in the top 5, probably.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i took some nice pictures at the forest today enjoy them









Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I simply cannot BELIEVE that one of your dogs might be a grumpy ol’ son of a gun.


It’s ok. One of mine is neurotic and awkward just like the guy who raised him.

Yeah, but Ol' Harvey is about 75lbs of teeth and claws and blind and "NOW I AM UNAWARE OF WHAT WORLD I'M LIVING IN", so, that saddens me.

when it's "Hey dad! I can sniff out the entire yard!" and 5% "OH poo poo" where do you draw the line?

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 00:21 on May 18, 2021

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
thanks sid i enjoyinged them

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


you better

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I saw there's a porn parody of the fifth element called the 69th element

that's some weak porn parody naming, we could probably come up with 20 better titles

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



the filth element

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



the fist element

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



the fifth excrement (poop porn)

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
*In a Leeloo voice*


Multi rear end!

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



the fifth elephant (sized penis)

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



the felch element

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Korben does Dallas

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



the fifth enema

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Multi Piss

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tip posted:

the fifth excrement (poop porn)

Are you...... German?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



The Bloop posted:

Are you...... German?



Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
The Five Elementals


Fire



Water



Air



Earth



Love

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Oh poo poo I have to quickly come up with something now.
Uh...
Ummm.

PITCH HELLA TENT

...gently caress

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Big Beef City posted:

Yeah, but Ol' Harvey is about 75lbs of teeth and claws and blind and "NOW I AM UNAWARE OF WHAT WORLD I'M LIVING IN", so, that saddens me.

when it's "Hey dad! I can sniff out the entire yard!" and 5% "OH poo poo" where do you draw the line?

Oh. Yikes, yeah I can see why you’re worried. Wishing the best for the Harvmeister

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
In the 69th century, a New York City cabbie, Worken Dildoes (Bruce Willy), finds the fate of the world in his hands when Peepoo (Miia Blowjobovich) falls into his cab. As the embodiment of the fifth element, Peepoo needs to combine with the other four to keep the approaching Great Anal from destroying the world. Together with Father Vito Cornholius (Eaton Hole) and zany broadcaster Randy Rod (Chris Fucker), Dildoes must race against time and the wicked industrialist Hog (Gaily Oldmen) to save humanity.

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



Something something meat popcicle

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Aziz! Fleshlight!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Aziz! Fleshlight!

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Tip posted:

I have 33 pages of posts, can anyone else even approach my posting prowess?

Only Palpek
:tipshat:

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Big Beef City posted:

Yeah, but Ol' Harvey is about 75lbs of teeth and claws and blind and "NOW I AM UNAWARE OF WHAT WORLD I'M LIVING IN", so, that saddens me.

when it's "Hey dad! I can sniff out the entire yard!" and 5% "OH poo poo" where do you draw the line?

This is actually super bad news and you have genuine sympathy from me. I'm sorry friend. Now you have the issue of are there ever kids around. Need to think about stuff like that. :(

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

In the 69th century, a New York City cabbie, Worken Dildoes (Bruce Willy), finds the fate of the world in his hands when Peepoo (Miia Blowjobovich) falls into his cab. As the embodiment of the fifth element, Peepoo needs to combine with the other four to keep the approaching Great Anal from destroying the world. Together with Father Vito Cornholius (Eaton Hole) and zany broadcaster Randy Rod (Chris Fucker), Dildoes must race against time and the wicked industrialist Hog (Gaily Oldmen) to save humanity.

you don't really need to change ruby rod's name

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I have 11 pages of posts!

Imdoingmypart.gif

:same:

in about two months, though it feels like its been a lot longer for some reason

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Amazing

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Tip posted:

you don't really need to change ruby rod's name

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen the movie and I couldn’t remember if it was pronounced “rod” or “road”.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020


:discourse:

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Lol yay
I love that movie

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