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the great barrier reef of san fran bay, brought to you by: microsoft
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:yeah, i think the plan all along was that if failure rates are improved enough you'd build them to never be maintained. sink them, operate, and then only drag them back up when it is time to recycle everything in them. putting things in the ocean is really expensive, and people who sail in it are awful I mean, the headline "Microsoft implements under water data center" would be immediately followed by "microsoft data center wrecked by cruise ship, no survivors"
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May 17, 2021 20:33
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Jonny 290 posted:oh also there's no physical security at the bottom of the _fucking ocean_ so you can't use it to store any data worth anything Something something Glomar Internet Explorer
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`Nemesis posted:https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/14/tech/microsoft-underwater-data-center/index.html oh is that what a data lake is?
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LibCrusher posted:which is why Microsoft announced a huge expansion in underwater data centers deep learning is a big investment
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May 17, 2021 21:47
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Jonny 290 posted:oh also there's no physical security at the bottom of the _fucking ocean_ so you can't use it to store any data worth anything <fish voice> im in
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May 18, 2021 12:40
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goblin week posted:<haddock voice> im fin
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May 18, 2021 12:41
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time to go phishing
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May 18, 2021 12:57
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klosterdev posted:Pumping seawater up and down requires energy, moving parts, filters, cleaning, and moving highly corrosive water around. now you're thinking with portholes!
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May 18, 2021 14:15
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let’s not boil the ocean here
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May 18, 2021 15:11
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the oceans are already boiling themselves, might as well take advantage of it
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May 18, 2021 15:34
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Gentle Autist posted:let’s not boil the ocean here ancient antipodean saying?
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May 18, 2021 16:08
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when ouya "launched" at some tech event, but they couldn't get a booth so they set up a tent outside lmao
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May 18, 2021 23:30
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goblin week posted:<fish voice> im in takes a lot of school to do this
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Jonny 290 posted:takes a lot of school to do this shoal us how it's done
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polyester concept posted:when ouya "launched" at some tech event, but they couldn't get a booth so they set up a tent outside lmao ouya
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empty real estate in title bars so that you could drag windows around easily
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today i found out you can still close a window by double clicking the top left corner even though the icon isn't there any more
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President Beep posted:ancient antipodean saying? no IT people in the 3 countries i’ve worked in (uk, aus, nz) say it regularly to mean ‘let’s limit scope’
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Sweevo posted:today i found out you can still close a window by double clicking the top left corner even though the icon isn't there any more I’m just never stopped doing this, but yeah I guess you’re right there often isn’t anything there anymore
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Gentle Autist posted:no IT people in the 3 countries i’ve worked in (uk, aus, nz) say it regularly to mean ‘let’s limit scope’ well I’m (kind of) an IT person in america and I’ve never heard of it 
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its an older it person phrase in my experience. also the next step is try to boil the whole beach typically
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Jonny 290 posted:oh also there's no physical security at the bottom of the _fucking ocean_ so you can't use it to store any data worth anything if you're that worried about it then have them wired to flood if they're tampered with
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May 19, 2021 19:57
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i just remembered this prestigious UX university
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N.Z.'s Champion posted:i just remembered this prestigious UX university 2009 lmao
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May 20, 2021 00:56
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it’s on panhandle road because that’s what you’ll be doing with a degree from there
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I’ve been trying to think up a School of Athens joke all afternoon but I’m stumped.
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N.Z.'s Champion posted:i just remembered this prestigious UX university 
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Excuse me but do any of you have the express written consent of OUXInstitute.com?
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:it’s on panhandle road because that’s what you’ll be doing with a degree from there lmbo
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:it’s on panhandle road because that’s what you’ll be doing with a degree from there
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folksy banjo(?) music in tech ads
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:it’s on panhandle road because that’s what you’ll be doing with a degree from there
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:it’s on panhandle road because that’s what you’ll be doing with a degree from there
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N.Z.'s Champion posted:i just remembered this prestigious UX university that's Greenwich naval college in the background what the gently caress
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:that's Greenwich naval college in the background what the gently caress https://goo.gl/maps/nxKpsp8n4tkQyppW7 lol
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Progressive JPEG posted:folksy banjo(?) music in tech ads and there are now multiple startups that generate it with ML
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