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divabot posted:Bifinex, the guys behind Tether, in late 2018 when their payment processors had screwed them over and they were frantically hopping between banks oh i forgot the best bit, the message that popped up when you put in a deposit request: Bitfinex posted:This banking information is being provided to you for purposes of contributing good faith funding to your account on Bitfinex. At all times, you are subject to our Terms of Service. SNITCHES GET STITCHES
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# ? May 19, 2021 12:11 |
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There are now ten thousand posts on the laffchain, Mods please double the post-limit time on this thread.
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# ? May 19, 2021 12:32 |
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oh hey it's a while since we had one of these
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# ? May 19, 2021 12:37 |
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The banked, unbanked again!
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# ? May 19, 2021 12:42 |
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is this good for bitcoin?
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# ? May 19, 2021 12:44 |
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sell your bitcoins elong Chalks fucked around with this message at 12:57 on May 19, 2021 |
# ? May 19, 2021 12:54 |
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Yeah this isn't a zoomed in scale moment, buttcoin is down 15% and ethereum is down 23% today, the crash might actually be happening
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# ? May 19, 2021 13:01 |
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lol oops, i chopped off the scale almost entirely - those are days along the bottom, sorry please elon sell your bits, it will be a killing blow
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# ? May 19, 2021 13:04 |
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put it in log form LOG FOOOOOORM
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# ? May 19, 2021 13:15 |
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also as you might expect the bitcoin reddit is all people screaming not to sell and that anyone selling is a weakling who doesn't deserve to reap the bounty when it inevitably rebounds to over 80k
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# ? May 19, 2021 13:16 |
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Fire up the ol' tether printer and let's get those babies over the 60 billion mark
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# ? May 19, 2021 13:23 |
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haha crypto go brrrrrrrrr
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# ? May 19, 2021 13:27 |
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Lol which goon made this 6 hour old account
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# ? May 19, 2021 13:50 |
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BlockFi issued promo rewards in BTC rather than USDCoin, paid at least one person $30M USD worth of Bitcoin lol https://www.forbes.com/sites/nicholasgans/2021/05/19/blockfi-mistakenly-deposits-outsized-bitcoin-payments/?sh=77105c241dd3
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# ? May 19, 2021 13:55 |
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I love that they're threatening legal action if people don't return this currency built on its untraceable nature also the crash is looking legit, ethereum is now at -30% for the day, gonna be hilarious if it's under $2k by the end
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:00 |
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"blockchain will enable us to be free of government shackles!" ~time passes~ "sir/madam government official, please help us retrieve our valuable goods, tia"
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:03 |
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full bore freefall now, this is going to be hilarious
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:06 |
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njsykora posted:I love that they're threatening legal action if people don't return this currency built on its untraceable nature "I entered my address incorrectly, it's gone" - everyone this happened to
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:06 |
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oh no it looks like coinbase is mysteriously having some technical issues right now https://www.coinbase.com/
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:11 |
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njsykora posted:full bore freefall now, this is going to be hilarious The price at the beginning of the year (which is the best mark for the price before the most recent round of people who bought in with their stimmies) was around $29k. If it falls below that, those folks will be underwater. We'll get to see how diamond the hands are then.
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:12 |
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njsykora posted:full bore freefall now, this is going to be hilarious
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:16 |
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:20 |
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https://twitter.com/ahcastor/status/1394999902401449994?s=21
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:20 |
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You love to see it.
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:22 |
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yahoo finance article says this is happening right as gold prices start to go up, so it could be the maximum comedy of all the hedge funds getting out of crypto and back into something real and all the musk diciples realising how tiny they are also binance have apparently disabled withdrawls and a bunch of other crypto trading sites are down lmao
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:23 |
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kw0134 posted:"blockchain will enable us to be free of government shackles!" every single exit scam njsykora posted:yahoo finance article says this is happening right as gold prices start to go up, so it could be the maximum comedy of all the hedge funds getting out of crypto and back into something real and all the musk diciples realising how tiny they are Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 14:26 on May 19, 2021 |
# ? May 19, 2021 14:23 |
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do it tether print a trillion dollars
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:27 |
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njsykora posted:yahoo finance article says this is happening right as gold prices start to go up, so it could be the maximum comedy of all the hedge funds getting out of crypto and back into something real and all the musk diciples realising how tiny they are coinbase is down right now which is where 95% of normie investors trade at, they're watching all their money go up in smoke and can't do anything about it
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:33 |
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https://twitter.com/floozyesq/status/1395006669499867140
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:34 |
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The rare case of coiners paying taxes
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:35 |
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Chadzok posted:do it tether
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:35 |
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I'm starting to see some of the crypto-boosters on my Facebook timeline talking about "Flash sale for crypto! Get yours now!!!" Of course, since this is happening on a Tuesday the 19th, it's pretty much the worst possible time for the dumb retail crypto buyer. (Since those who get paid bimonthly don't have much money left over from their paycheck on the 15th, and those who get paid weekly/biweekly don't have much money left over from their paycheck last Friday.)
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:48 |
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LanceHunter posted:I'm starting to see some of the crypto-boosters on my Facebook timeline talking about "Flash sale for crypto! Get yours now!!!" Of course, since this is happening on a Tuesday the 19th, it's pretty much the worst possible time for the dumb retail crypto buyer. (Since those who get paid bimonthly don't have much money left over from their paycheck on the 15th, and those who get paid weekly/biweekly don't have much money left over from their paycheck last Friday.) Also coinbase is down so they can't even buy lol
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:51 |
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https://twitter.com/RiskIndemnity/status/1395009685963649024 who could have forseen any of this??
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:53 |
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Ethereum is down 50% in a day jesus
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:53 |
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LanceHunter posted:I'm starting to see some of the crypto-boosters on my Facebook timeline talking about "Flash sale for crypto! Get yours now!!!" Of course, since this is happening on a Tuesday the 19th, it's pretty much the worst possible time for the dumb retail crypto buyer. (Since those who get paid bimonthly don't have much money left over from their paycheck on the 15th, and those who get paid weekly/biweekly don't have much money left over from their paycheck last Friday.)
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:55 |
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FCKGW posted:Ethereum is down 50% in a day jesus Guess they were right that it's about to use 99.95% less energy
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:56 |
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Shumagorath posted:it's wednesday...? Goddamn, where has the week gone?
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:56 |
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Chadzok posted:do it tether Doccykins posted:https://twitter.com/RiskIndemnity/status/1395009685963649024
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:57 |