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Prof. Crocodile posted:My guess is that a wealthy relative has died, and you can only collect your inheritance if you spend the night in a haunted house. Oh no.... Oh yes... 
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May 18, 2021 21:03
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if you get like a lot of money can i have some please im still living in a hotel room someone please buy me a house thank you
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May 18, 2021 21:22
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Sid Vicious posted:if you get like a lot of money can i have some please im still living in a hotel room someone please buy me a house thank you If I was/ever become that rich I would definitely buy you a house, probably one with a porch so you could whittle on a rocking chair when you get old
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May 18, 2021 23:46
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From 2 pages ago but I don't care because this is art
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May 19, 2021 02:31
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May 19, 2021 09:37
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Brutal Garcon posted:Counterpoint: Stolen valor
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May 19, 2021 10:08
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Brutal Garcon posted:Stolen valor  Oh my goodness, a monster girl repeat!!?? I suppose it was bound to happen eventually.
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May 19, 2021 10:13
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Ok here's a different one.
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May 19, 2021 10:15
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my morning poops have been conspiring to make me late for work lately. bathrooms at work are a couple porta potties so waiting til at work isnt the best option wake up -> drink caffeine -> poop -> shower -> brush teeth while deodorant is drying -> get dressed and go. the poop is the real wild card in the routine its_my_birthday fucked around with this message at 14:51 on May 19, 2021 |
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May 19, 2021 14:49
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its_my_birthday posted:my morning poops have been conspiring to make me late for work lately. bathrooms at work are a couple porta potties so waiting til at work isnt the best option Happy birthday by the way
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May 19, 2021 14:50
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Poop where your bosses poop. They ain't poopin in no drat porta potty
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May 19, 2021 14:51
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Poop where your bosses poop. They ain't poopin in no drat porta potty lol we are working out of trailers at the base of a mountain, it's just porta potties!
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May 19, 2021 14:52
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sounds like you need fiber imo
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May 19, 2021 15:14
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its_my_birthday posted:lol we are working out of trailers at the base of a mountain, it's just porta potties! Are you a bear? Because if you are, there is a solution involving the woods that you might want to look into.
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May 19, 2021 15:15
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gel deodorant is the superior deodorant, all of the regular sticks are advertised as EXXXTREME 72 HOUR PROTECTION PRESCRIPTION STRENGTH, like calm down i dont want to subject my arm pits to that every day
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May 19, 2021 15:17
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its_my_birthday posted:gel deodorant is the superior deodorant, all of the regular sticks are advertised as EXXXTREME 72 HOUR PROTECTION PRESCRIPTION STRENGTH, like calm down i dont want to subject my arm pits to that every day Spray all the way. Roll-on deodorants just feel like filling your pits with glue.
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May 19, 2021 16:47
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i put my normal deodorant on my normal armpits every day and never notice any gluiness or issues 
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May 19, 2021 16:51
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Every few hours I bathe in sand like a chinchilla, and I find that to be more than adequate for combating underarm moisture and odor.
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May 19, 2021 17:26
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May 19, 2021 21:12
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Nine Fast, Nine Furious
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May 19, 2021 22:02
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its_my_birthday posted:gel deodorant is the superior deodorant, all of the regular sticks are advertised as EXXXTREME 72 HOUR PROTECTION PRESCRIPTION STRENGTH, like calm down i dont want to subject my arm pits to that every day The rest of us DO want that for you, however. also gel deodorant is nasty
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May 19, 2021 22:41
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Vin Diesel never sends ME special messages 
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May 19, 2021 22:41
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gel deodorant feels gross to put on I use old spice sea spray and I only need two quick passes to smell nice throughout the workday
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May 20, 2021 03:45
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bland jigglypuff i did today
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May 20, 2021 04:20
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Aardvark! posted:bland jigglypuff i did today poo poo, I'm impressed
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May 20, 2021 04:24
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May 20, 2021 07:23
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more like spaghetti breast-ern
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May 20, 2021 08:34
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nice pokemon
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May 20, 2021 13:31
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first apartment inspection in like 18 months due to covid, the last one was late 2019 or early 2020. umm other peoples' places gotta be messy too, right?
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May 20, 2021 13:35
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the heck is an 'apartment inspection'?
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May 20, 2021 13:39
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Big Beef City posted:the heck is an 'apartment inspection'? It’s when they check your apartment for too much spaghetti.
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May 20, 2021 13:46
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lol they havent insepected my apartment a single time in the 3 years ive lived here 
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May 20, 2021 13:46
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Big Beef City posted:the heck is an 'apartment inspection'? officially it's to test the smoke and co2 detectors, but really it's just a way for them to judge how you live. half sarcastic of course
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May 20, 2021 13:47
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I mean, I lived in apartments for the better part of a decade and I don't think I ever had an 'inspection' done other than something like a move in/move out type of deal
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May 20, 2021 14:38
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Aardvark! posted:bland jigglypuff i did today Nice picture! He just looks so happy, yet realistic about life; the first thing I thought was, "Oh, cool! I have never seen a JigglyCharles before."
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May 20, 2021 14:54
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ive got some colored pencils coming today, looking for suggestions for what to draw next. 0 guarantees it wont look like dog poo poo 
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May 20, 2021 14:56
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draw an evil potato
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May 20, 2021 14:57
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Aardvark! posted:ive got some colored pencils coming today, looking for suggestions for what to draw next. 0 guarantees it wont look like dog poo poo Draw an aardvark Not like Arthur Not doing the thing in your avatar Just a regular aardvark
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May 20, 2021 14:58
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draw a few fairies trying to figure out how to open a 2-liter bottle of coke
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May 20, 2021 14:59
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draw an earthworm who's just trying to relax after a long day
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May 20, 2021 15:00
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