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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

mojo1701a posted:

Evidently.

My dad likes to use the word "evidently" when trying to tell me a story or something he heard on the news, and I can't not imagine the way Kramer says it.

It's pronounced "thermometer."

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Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
You can pronounce it anyway you want, I'm still gonna love ya!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe
Are you confident in the I love you return? Cos if you don't get that return... that's a pretty big matzoh ball hanging out there.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Chili posted:

Are you confident in the I love you return? Cos if you don't get that return... that's a pretty big matzoh ball hanging out there.

Once, to potee. He licked himself and left the room.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
So I guess it wasn't a TOTAL loss.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

Once, to potee. He licked himself and left the room.

:shrug: He doesn't work here anymore.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Is that potee over there?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

SirPablo posted:

Is that potee over there?

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to stand out of the way and let us handle this.

Swarm! Swarm!

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005

TMMadman posted:

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to stand out of the way and let us handle this.

Swarm! Swarm!
I was just wondering, have they ever offered you a chair?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

fenix down posted:

I was just wondering, have they ever offered you a chair?

Sometimes your father forgets, so I have to steal them.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

My wallet's gone! My wallet's gone!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Bird in a Blender posted:

My wallet's gone! My wallet's gone!

The Rogue's Wallet. That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. His name was Bird in a Blender. He killed my mother.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

fenix down posted:

I was just wondering, have they ever offered you a chair?


That's my toaster, I gotta go... ooohhaaaahhhhhhaahhaa...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Root Bear posted:

That's my toaster, I gotta go... ooohhaaaahhhhhhaahhaa...

Can we still make bagels?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Woah, that's a lot of potatoes!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
You can never have too much ice.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Smugness, is not a good quality.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

SirPablo posted:

You can never have too much ice.

Not these. These were real hooters.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
ITS NOT A PURSE!


ITS EUROPEAN!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Not these. These were real hooters.

Great, great. So anytime you want you can just visualize her naked.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

potee posted:

Not these. These were real hooters.

You know about the cups?

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Gyshall posted:

You know about the cups?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

potee posted:

I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.

Yeah, like I don't know that I'm pathetic.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
You're mother really did a number on you.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

SirPablo posted:

You're mother really did a number on you.

I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling or zip up.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Why, TMMadman, why!? :cry:

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

SirPablo posted:

You're mother really did a number on you.

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

*knock knock* HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR BAGELS NOW?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
That's gotta hurt!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah, he was waitin' inside his apartment for him with a sock full of pennies.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
What the hell is this? You'a paying in pennies?

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

SirPablo posted:

What the hell is this? You'a paying in pennies?

You're extremely...careful with money.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Heavy_D posted:

You're extremely...careful with money.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
Well that's peculiar...

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Strange. For new pants, there's noticable wear on the buttocks of those chinos.

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

SirPablo posted:

Strange. For new pants, there's noticable wear on the buttocks of those chinos.

So what do you do, a lot of "did you ever notice", that kind of stuff?

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

You've got a filing cabinet under one half of your rear end.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

regulargonzalez posted:

So what do you do, a lot of "did you ever notice", that kind of stuff?

Well, you really went bald there, didn't you?

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

SirPablo posted:

Strange. For new pants, there's noticable wear on the buttocks of those chinos.

The very pants I was returning!

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