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18-26 I worked retail jobs and hosed a woman manager at every job. My ex wife and baby mama included. When I was 28 and getting divorced I had a relationship with the woman who trained me at my office job. Now that I’m 34 and kinda not loving anyone I can, I find myself in a long term relationship with an elementary school teacher. And my ex wife, who was my retail manager when we first started fooling around, has since become an elementary school teacher too. I guess I have a type. Hot for teacher hasn’t lead to that cool of a life tbh
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May 24, 2021 02:17
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its_my_birthday posted:18-26 I worked retail jobs and hosed a woman manager at every job. My ex wife and baby mama included. When I was 28 and getting divorced I had a relationship with the woman who trained me at my office job. Now that I’m 34 and kinda not loving anyone I can, I find myself in a long term relationship with an elementary school teacher. And my ex wife, who was my retail manager when we first started fooling around, has since become an elementary school teacher too. I guess I have a type. Hot for teacher hasn’t lead to that cool of a life tbh Come on now. It's sacrilicious talking about sex like this on your birthday.
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May 24, 2021 02:19
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And with me having just given your mom an account. We were going to surprise you.
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May 24, 2021 02:20
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I'm sorry but no man speaking like that on his birthday will be living under my roof. Step son or no.
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May 24, 2021 02:22
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I hosed a highschool principal once I don't know why that made it hotter, but it did
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May 24, 2021 02:31
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its_my_birthday posted:18-26 I worked retail jobs and hosed a woman manager at every job. My ex wife and baby mama included. When I was 28 and getting divorced I had a relationship with the woman who trained me at my office job. Now that I’m 34 and kinda not loving anyone I can, I find myself in a long term relationship with an elementary school teacher. And my ex wife, who was my retail manager when we first started fooling around, has since become an elementary school teacher too. I guess I have a type. Hot for teacher hasn’t lead to that cool of a life tbh Worked at an elementary school for 5 years. Remember that scene in Angel where the main character, Angel, becomes evil again? It's like that after the kids are dismissed. It's basically, "Bye guys! Tomorrow we're gonna learn who the dish ran away with!" and as soon as the door closes, Russian roulette and grab rear end.
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May 24, 2021 02:38
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Tip posted:I hosed a highschool principal once When I was working said hotel job (and was at said sports bar I mentioned above) I met and slept with a woman who was FAR outside my reach who was in town leading a convention of christian school kids to be good little religious folk in the hotel chock full of the attendees. The next year they came back through our city and she emailed me wanting to hook up again lol. e: err oops, this was at the places I talked about in the Americana thread, not this one. Got my threads crossed. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 03:03 on May 24, 2021 |
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May 24, 2021 02:43
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i just got sashimi delivered in the middle of summer from some random door dashers car. ill see you all in hell
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May 24, 2021 04:09
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its_my_birthday posted:middle of summer Time traveling post.
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May 24, 2021 04:16
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it's almost June! on the west coast summer starts in april as far as im concerned. in 10 years fall and spring will be nothing more than urban legends for the kids born into the earth climate hellscape anyway
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May 24, 2021 04:21
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its_my_birthday posted:i just got sashimi delivered in the middle of summer from some random door dashers car. ill see you all in hell Did you gently caress the door dasher?
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May 24, 2021 04:22
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took me 5 hours to watch it because of work issues but Gone Baby Gone was pretty good. Heavy on the MORALITY at the end but I did like this phrase "I feel like 9/11 right now"
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May 24, 2021 06:02
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Playing some Battle Brothers tonight. 
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May 24, 2021 07:46
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Meme Poker Party posted:Playing some Battle Brothers tonight. This game always looked cool and I liked the participation thread that was in GBS awhile back (my dude got killed)
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May 24, 2021 14:47
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its_my_birthday posted:man a weekend is just not enough time to recharge the battery before monday morning rolls around. 4 day work weeks standard, why not done? For whatever reason, the pentecost is a national day off here - so I'm sitting on a bench in a park at the tail end of a 3-day weekend. It's nice.
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May 24, 2021 14:48
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Just got back from my extraction and while I am uncomfortable I am also so glad that bitch of a tooth is gone gently caress YOU TOOTH GET hosed
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May 24, 2021 14:57
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Computer viking posted:For whatever reason, the pentecost is a national day off here - so I'm sitting on a bench in a park at the tail end of a 3-day weekend. It's nice. Enjoy your stupid tongue of holy spirit fire appearing above your dumb head and having the LORD revealed unto you for the last time you DORK haha everybody look at this guy with the fire of the holy spirit over his head like an idiot.
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May 24, 2021 14:59
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Big Beef City posted:Enjoy your stupid tongue of holy spirit fire appearing above your dumb head and having the LORD revealed unto you for the last time you DORK haha everybody look at this guy with the fire of the holy spirit over his head like an idiot. 
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May 24, 2021 15:02
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made a linkedin account and then realized i literally know nobody jesus thats depressing
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May 24, 2021 15:12
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hbag posted:made a linkedin account and then realized i literally know nobody You should try the mlm scene.
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May 24, 2021 15:18
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hbag posted:made a linkedin account and then realized i literally know nobody You've never had coworkers? Or went to high school with anyone? Adding connections on linkedin is pretty casual imo, doesn't matter if you werent best friends or anything.
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May 24, 2021 15:21
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Literally A Person posted:You should try the mlm scene. While it would be fun, I don’t see what having a male-lamia-male threesome has to do with LinkedIn.
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May 24, 2021 15:22
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:You've never had coworkers? Or went to high school with anyone? Adding connections on linkedin is pretty casual imo, doesn't matter if you werent best friends or anything. ive never had a job and i havent spoken to anyone since i left secondary school
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May 24, 2021 15:23
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always be networking
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May 24, 2021 15:23
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You can add me so you can get blasted by inspiring business TED talks and surveys on what kind of leader you are.
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May 24, 2021 15:27
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Is linked in anything other than scams and advertising?
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May 24, 2021 15:47
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Literally A Person posted:Is linked in anything other than scams and advertising? its the place where hot chicks message me and I get to ignore them
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May 24, 2021 15:48
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Aardvark! posted:its the place where hot chicks message me and I get to ignore them HOT single job opportunities in [$city] want to talk to you NOW
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May 24, 2021 15:54
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Literally A Person posted:Is linked in anything other than scams and advertising? Linkedin Learning (formerly Lynda.com) has some neat guides and tutorials for people looking to go into new careers or brush up on their knowledge. You can probably log into it at home for free through your local library.
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May 24, 2021 15:55
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Big Beef City posted:Enjoy your stupid tongue of holy spirit fire appearing above your dumb head and having the LORD revealed unto you for the last time you DORK haha everybody look at this guy with the fire of the holy spirit over his head like an idiot. It is the most obscure and perhaps the silliest of the easter-related holidays, but it's also a Monday off every spring, so I can't be too mad about it.
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May 24, 2021 15:55
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Linkedin Learning (formerly Lynda.com) has some neat guides and tutorials for people looking to go into new careers or brush up on their knowledge. You can probably log into it at home for free through your local library. Do you...work for linked in?
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May 24, 2021 16:00
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...or my local library?
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May 24, 2021 16:00
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Literally A Person posted:Is linked in anything other than scams and advertising? I've gotten half of my computer toucher jobs over the last decade from LinkedIn, to the point it is my primary job hunting tool I'm also at a point in career having that i kinda rely on networking instead of shooting applications out, so LinkedIn is almost literally Facebook but for coworkers for me. Kinda disappointed that only one person seems to have noticed that I transitioned there lol RFC2324 fucked around with this message at 16:08 on May 24, 2021 |
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May 24, 2021 16:02
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Literally A Person posted:...or my local library? I used to work at a public library, yeah. Theres so many unused services...
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May 24, 2021 16:07
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I used to work at a public library, yeah. Theres so many unused services... the public masturbation computers sure seem popular these days
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May 24, 2021 16:08
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Aardvark! posted:the public masturbation computers sure seem popular these days For the last time, it's called an Alienware and they're pretty good rigs at a decent price ffs
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May 24, 2021 16:09
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Aardvark! posted:the public masturbation computers sure seem popular these days There was once a dude that got caught with his pants down, and his excuse was that he just got out of prison. Like...I get it, but man... poor choice my dude
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May 24, 2021 16:11
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I decided to switch from energy drinks to coffee and so I ordered all the supplies last week now there's no caffeine in my house and the delivery person has been driving around with all my poo poo for the past 6 hours I need my fix 
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May 25, 2021 00:01
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Tip posted:now there's no caffeine in my house 
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May 25, 2021 00:10
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May 25, 2021 00:14
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