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Eh I did 12 yesterday, probably sink another 12 or 15 today. Ive done more than 124 since outdoor drinking resumed for sure.
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May 29, 2021 13:34
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I was in the city centre for the first time in ages this morning and it seemed busier than I remember it being pre-lockdown. Also buskers absolutely everywhere. I don't mind the occasional person strumming their guitar for change, but every one of them had their own sound system blasting over the top of each other. One of them had his mate accompanying on a kazoo. I feel for the poor staff in the shops nearby being forced to listen to their ironic cover of Wonderwall for the 5th time that day.
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May 29, 2021 13:41
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Everyone's un(der)employed, innit.
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May 29, 2021 13:44
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if i drink about half a dozen bottles of ale of an evening these days i just fall asleep i am olde
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May 29, 2021 13:49
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Pistol_Pete posted:MY Aldi's just installed a bunch of self-checkouts and it's great The next big thing is a camera pointed at your bag with an ai deciding if you are a thieving scrote.
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May 29, 2021 14:17
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beep boop thieving scrote... detected 
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May 29, 2021 15:04
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crispix posted:if i drink about half a dozen bottles of ale of an evening these days i just fall asleep Six beers is still a shitload Any more than three and I'm going to lose my next day completely
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May 29, 2021 15:17
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NotJustANumber99 posted:im sun burnt on my arms and neck my arms, my neck, my pussy and my creck
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May 29, 2021 16:32
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just went to set up my pedestal fan and the blades were so brittle they shattered all over the floor lol
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May 29, 2021 16:32
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I'm going to do my but on Monday when I have someone else to go to the pub with. In preparation I'm getting my hair cut by someone I'm not related to for the first time in over a year if I can get to th barber before he shuts... Took a gamble and walked past the hipster barber as I don't want to sit around and wait while tatted lads chat about gently caress all rather than cutting hair
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May 29, 2021 16:34
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CancerCakes posted:I'm going to do my but on Monday
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May 29, 2021 16:43
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May 29, 2021 16:46
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matt leblanc is trending on twitter cos of some friends thing, but every time i read it my mind conjures a picture of matt le tissier
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May 29, 2021 16:52
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Jose posted:the hero we need and deserve Hooray! The pub economy collapse is delayed by 1/52 millionth!
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May 29, 2021 17:23
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oh no computer posted:self scan is a loving godsend. no having to interact with another human and you've got all the time in the world to sort your bagging out I'm guessing you've never gone through self scan with either booze, over the counter meds from the pharmacy section, condoms, or energy drinks. Oh and the fun of trying to use the drat kiosk after placing a tote bag in the bagging area even having selected "I'm using my own bags" from the self scan menu.
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May 29, 2021 20:58
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My wife has just told me she heard our chicken quacking at our ducks earlier today.
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May 29, 2021 21:15
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Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:I'm guessing you've never gone through self scan with either booze, over the counter meds from the pharmacy section, condoms, or energy drinks. Oh and the fun of trying to use the drat kiosk after placing a tote bag in the bagging area even having selected "I'm using my own bags" from the self scan menu. Our local coop had a few self serve installed thus winter in a refit, the self scans are within spitting distance of the main counter so it's never a drama when buying age products, just wave manically at them and they press the magic button. Kinda helps that its a small town and everyone knows everyone I guess though.
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May 29, 2021 21:42
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Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:I'm guessing you've never gone through self scan with either booze, over the counter meds from the pharmacy section, condoms, or energy drinks. Oh and the fun of trying to use the drat kiosk after placing a tote bag in the bagging area even having selected "I'm using my own bags" from the self scan menu. re: booze etc, you just have to wait for em to come over scan their ID and press "do not challenge" then gently caress off (though i suppose it's more irritating if you're at the age where you still get ID'd). sometimes they don't even bother with that since they can authorise it from afar
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May 29, 2021 22:11
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Aye I get that but quite often (here at least) its a long time standing around like a lemon waiting whereas if I just go to the staffed checkout they *blip* and job's done.
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May 29, 2021 22:43
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Djf had never seen Highlander before and so I made him watch it and he really enjoyed it 💯% deffo ok I forgot how ridiculous it was, I love it so much
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May 29, 2021 23:21
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it's my favourite film where a frenchman [unconvincingly] plays a scot, instead of the scottish cast member who is [unconvincingly] playing a spaniard
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May 29, 2021 23:31
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Ramirez isn't Spanish, he's Egyptian.
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May 29, 2021 23:34
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Solefald posted:Djf had never seen Highlander before and so I made him watch it and he really enjoyed it 💯% deffo ok It came up on my Netflix the other day, and it's peak 80s. The Queen soundtrack bangs. The sequels are horrible but I have fond memories of Highlander III because watching it in the cinema was the first time I got to touch a boob.
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May 30, 2021 00:45
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There was a cartoon of highlander in the 90s. It was set in the far future and had a lot of cool design stuff iirc They went through a real phase of making kid-targeted content based on ultraviolet adult IP. I definitely remember lots of robocop toys and maybe a cartoon. There was a Conan the barbarian one too. I really, really wanted a terminator toy where you could put a plastic skeleton t800 in a mould and pour in pink goo that set to make skin/flesh. I even asked Father Christmas for it when I was about 6 and I think he was concerned. I wonder how many children were traumatised by watching the original film of the toy line they got pushed by Saturday morning tv
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May 30, 2021 07:24
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This cartoon, best cartoon, Mortals! You defy the gods! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diH8TXZKfuQ
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May 30, 2021 07:39
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learnincurve posted:This cartoon, best cartoon, UlysseEeEEeEeEes! I had a video of a knockoff transformers (Robotix) that had a trailer for this and Jayce & the Wheeled Warriors. Never watched the series but saw those trailers about 80,000 times.
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May 30, 2021 07:51
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learnincurve posted:This cartoon, best cartoon, lol the Matsumoto mimicry is unreal.
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May 30, 2021 07:58
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I'm a boat people now
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May 30, 2021 08:28
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oh no computer posted:it's my favourite film where a frenchman [unconvincingly] plays a scot, instead of the scottish cast member who is [unconvincingly] playing a spaniard Dont forger the American playing a Russian. Film is A+ though.
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May 30, 2021 09:27
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Spar or whatever wouldn't sell me booze, it's before 10 o'clock what the bollocks?
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May 30, 2021 09:28
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Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:I'm guessing you've never gone through self scan with either booze, over the counter meds from the pharmacy section, condoms, or energy drinks. Oh and the fun of trying to use the drat kiosk after placing a tote bag in the bagging area even having selected "I'm using my own bags" from the self scan menu. My own bags normally work fine, and most do the booze ID check from the central Terminal thingy so you don't need anybody to come to you
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May 30, 2021 09:36
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Sunday trading laws are bullshit.
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May 30, 2021 09:49
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Gasmask posted:There was a cartoon of highlander in the 90s. It was set in the far future and had a lot of cool design stuff iirc The only thing I remember about that cartoon was the bad guy had some gimp slave in leather hot pants
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May 30, 2021 10:17
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It's a glorious 16° here in the wall of corn When is an acceptable time to start drinking on a Bank Holiday weekend Sunday?
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May 30, 2021 10:29
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11am unless your drink has carrots, tomatoes, or orange in it because in that case it’s classed as breakfast.
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May 30, 2021 10:34
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Right about now, I'd say.
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May 30, 2021 10:35
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I need to buy a bigger bike because I'm a are the triban or pinnacle commuter bikes any good for the price? 500 is about what I want to spend
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May 30, 2021 10:37
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If you go another £50 then there is the boardman with hydraulic brakes https://www.halfords.com/bikes/hybrid-bikes/boardman-hyb-8.6-mens-hybrid-bike-2021---green---s-m-l-frames-366230.html
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May 30, 2021 10:46
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Don't get that one it hasn't got any pedals, which you need to ride it.
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