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I was about to joke about a Buffalo Bill prequel but my greatest fear is that now that I’ve imagined it, it magically exists
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May 31, 2021 05:21
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Wouldn’t a prequel to Bambi just be two deers loving?
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May 31, 2021 05:22
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LanceHunter posted:Ah man, that sucks. Also, now I see where the hair confusion in Hologram Man came from. Joe Lara was probably in the process of getting his Tarzan TV gig and couldn’t cut his hair, and for some reason the producers and/or director didn’t decide that Slash Gallagher should just be the one with short hair… Probably because the guy that played Slash was a producer and one of the guys that wrote the screenplay.
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May 31, 2021 05:39
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poisonpill posted:Palpatine prequel WHEN Palpy watches a Jedi force push his dad off a cliff and vows revenge
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May 31, 2021 05:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gi8ZG7UE5Q lets talk about bad movies from long ago
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poisonpill posted:Palpatine prequel WHEN Young Palp'tine
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Arcsquad12 posted:Let's give him a star war movie! Unironic yes. At least they'd be interesting
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Wait no they wouldn't. Oh well, I stand by it
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SirPablo posted:Young Palp'tine Palpateen: the high school years Episode 1: "the 'rise' of skywalker" Int: tattooine classroom day Buff Jedi classmate: "What's the matter pimplytine, having a rough day?" Palpatine looks sad, then confused as he looks down. The Buff Jedi follows Palpatine's gaze lower and lower Buff Jedi classmate: "Oh my god you guys this freak has an erection!!!" Copyright Alex Kurzman 2020
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May 31, 2021 06:01
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Shinjobi posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gi8ZG7UE5Q ahahahahahahaahahah *wheeeeeezee* ahahahahaha christ
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Shinjobi posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gi8ZG7UE5Q oh my god lol estimated budget: $40m
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May 31, 2021 06:29
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Shinjobi posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gi8ZG7UE5Q I remember seeing commercials for this. It used to be the record holder for worst box office opening of a wide release until The Oogieloves took the crown.
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May 31, 2021 06:29
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Bernie tells the tale of an insurance salesman who is very much alive and is not being puppeteer’d by his low level employees for some scheme.
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May 31, 2021 06:30
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Shinjobi posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gi8ZG7UE5Q 2008!? Not like, 1999?!?
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May 31, 2021 06:48
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Shinjobi posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gi8ZG7UE5Q There's got to be something to Hollywood where some weirdo nobody director has insane clout to pull a load of talent for their garbage passion projects like this. That and several has-been stars looking for a paycheck to cover their next month's mansion payments.
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May 31, 2021 07:02
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Arcsquad12 posted:There's got to be something to Hollywood where some weirdo nobody director has insane clout to pull a load of talent for their garbage passion projects like this. That and several has-been stars looking for a paycheck to cover their next month's mansion payments. https://www.avclub.com/floppiest-flop-case-file-126-delgo-1798215808 quote:The film’s sad saga began with a man and a dream. An entrepreneurial animator named Marc Adler fantasized about making a CGI animated film outside the confines of both Hollywood and the studio structure.
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May 31, 2021 07:19
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Arcsquad12 posted:There's got to be something to Hollywood where some weirdo nobody director has insane clout to pull a load of talent for their garbage passion projects like this. That and several has-been stars looking for a paycheck to cover their next month's mansion payments. Yeah wow actors are stupid for making money and being popular and picking their films. I can’t wait for the iron curtain to close on this clown act and for actors to work in soul crushing acting factories, sucking dicks as a side hustle for a bus pass to get to work. 
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May 31, 2021 08:09
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Actors living lives commensurate with their contribution to society actually sounds pretty loving rad. Let’s get these acting gulags up and running yesterday people!
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Endless Trash posted:Actors living lives commensurate with their contribution to society actually sounds pretty loving rad. Let's go back to the medieval roots of the profession, when it was thought of as just sliiiiightly more glamorous than being a sex worker.
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InsertPotPun posted:now i want a prequel to bambi where the hunter is severely injured hitting a deer with his car and we follow his eight month journey learning how to walk again leading to the triumphant moment where he leaves the house for a weekend camping trip with his rehab nurse having finally found love and regained his confidence. In the same vein, a young Elmer Fudd watches as his despondent parents commit suicide by jumping off a tall building during the Great Depression, having been swindled out of all their money by a fast-talking wisecracking hare. This causes a tearful Elmer to develop the speech impediment that follows him the rest of his life as he swears vengeance upon all wabbits.
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PostNouveau posted:Let's go back to the medieval roots of the profession, when it was thought of as just sliiiiightly more glamorous than being a sex worker. We have to split them back into to different professions again, first
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May 31, 2021 13:35
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Shinjobi posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gi8ZG7UE5Q If this film were managed like the budget sliders in a 4x game, I feel like they would have put "Character Design" at 90% and "Actual Animation" down at 10%. The animation is so stiff and the character movements are too small and slow to capture the kind of mood they're going for. In every shot in the trailer I can imagine what a "good" version would be like, and when you compare it to how they actually animated the characters it feels like a bad community theatre production of a broadway play. EDIT: poisonpill posted:We have to split them back into to different professions again, first We don't give Megan Fox enough credit for being willing to do this scene in The Dictator. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWqTiz8caoM Especially since this was barely one year after the fall of Gaddafi in Libya, when all the info leaked about how many celebrities were willing to do all kinds of things for payouts from his regime. LanceHunter fucked around with this message at 15:15 on May 31, 2021 |
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May 31, 2021 15:10
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The new cruella ads are like "watch it before someone reveals The Twist" and I blame you all
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8oh89PgUUE This just popped for me, some dude re-edited RLM commentary track with in movie scenes and his own edits. I wonder how long it's gonna stay up.
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gently caress off Batman posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8oh89PgUUE Several channels do these. They're fun surprises in my autoplay I use to fill the cold and empty void of life.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Several channels do these. They're fun surprises in my autoplay I use to fill the cold and empty void of life. I'm now on a lookout for more, these are fun. Their edits were surprisingly good and funny.
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Randarkman posted:Marvel's Alien? Well Disney bought out the Fox library so that means they can get Marvel to make more comics.
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Wait, wasn't there a comic where Batman fights Predator? E: yep https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_Versus_Predator E2: actually, there's an even better one https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_and_Batman_versus_Aliens_and_Predator
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May 31, 2021 16:33
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There's also a batman vs predator fan film that Kevin Smith called "the greatest thing I've ever seen" so you know it's quality. Maybe not brown taint quality mind yoy
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I have a Predator v Tarzan comic somewhere. Suffice to say, it is poo poo
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Mortal Kombat II: Batman, Predator, Jason Voorhees and The Terminator vs Superman, Alien, Freddy and Robocop. All this can be yours and more in the extensive canon lore of the Mortal Kombat universe
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