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Got the wife a new minivan today. You wouldn't believe the amount of poo poo I could haul in this thing with the seats down. This thing rivals the hauling space of a truck bed.
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May 28, 2021 07:29
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I've brought home a literal half-ton of clay in my Odyssey
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May 28, 2021 14:51
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My fake grass looks perfect every day.
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May 28, 2021 15:02
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The pro move is to have a minivan and a properly sized pickup truck in the third bay for hardware store runs: drat, kids can’t get in it for a while? Guess I’ll just have to take the dog with me.
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May 28, 2021 16:29
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I WANT a sports car, I NEED a pickup truck, but I SHOULD get a minivan 
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May 28, 2021 17:45
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devmd01 posted:The pro move is to have a minivan and a properly sized pickup truck in the third bay for hardware store runs: I’d love a little lovely pickup truck to fly LOL TRUMP LOST flags off of and haul poo poo but I don’t want to pay insurance for one.
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May 28, 2021 18:35
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lovely little pickup? Hell no son my late father in law babied this thing for 100k+ mostly highway miles.
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May 29, 2021 00:21
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Empty Sandwich posted:I've brought home a literal half-ton of clay in my Odyssey Been thinking about piling up 20 bags of mulch in there but the wife would kill me over the new car smell
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May 29, 2021 00:24
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Been thinking about piling up 20 bags of mulch in there but the wife would kill me over the new car smell I would almost rather have a car smell like cat piss than new car smell
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May 29, 2021 16:18
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Gonna spread some milorganite today
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May 29, 2021 16:21
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Gonna need about 6 tons of soil to fill in this sinkhole I got forming in the backyard.
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May 29, 2021 16:26
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Smugworth posted:Gonna spread some milorganite today Milorganite. My dad would use that. Works great but smell covered half the block.
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May 29, 2021 18:44
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Anyone else’s Suburban Wife gotten really into this tropical houseplant craze that’s going around? House looks like a drat rainforest! So many drat succulents!
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May 31, 2021 01:16
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I'm smoking babyback ribs tomorrow* with my homemade slaw that everyone loves but I'll be damned if I'm making the potato salad. We can eat it from the tub! *Smoker set to 250F, 2 hours smoke, 2 hours wrapped in paper with a teeny bit of apple cider vinegar all over them ribs, 1.5 hour smoke, ribs glazed with homemade tangy sauce.
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May 31, 2021 08:08
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:I'm smoking babyback ribs tomorrow* with my homemade slaw that everyone loves but I'll be damned if I'm making the potato salad. We can eat it from the tub! This has suspicious electric smoker vibes
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May 31, 2021 12:40
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Derpies posted:This has suspicious electric smoker vibes I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and say propane.
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May 31, 2021 14:16
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Got my Weber Smokey Mountain. Threw a hinge, wheels, and gasket kit on that bad boy, time to smoke some pork ribs. Dumped some hamster pellets in the bottom, where's the on/off switch on this bad boy?
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May 31, 2021 14:51
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 Found DST keeping an electric grill using Exburb dad the gently caress off his lawn and property. Can’t trust those Dads.
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May 31, 2021 14:56
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Smugworth posted:Got my Weber Smokey Mountain. Threw a hinge, wheels, and gasket kit on that bad boy, time to smoke some pork ribs. I think there’s an app
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May 31, 2021 15:49
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There’s this weird line that is crossed where I can tell you really do have some hangup with your masculinity and it’s not just a thread joke. It’s not that fun honestly.
Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 16:14 on May 31, 2021 |
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May 31, 2021 16:12
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:There’s this weird line that is crossed where I can tell you really do have some hangup with your masculinity and it’s not just a thread joke. It’s not that fun honestly. You seem tense friend, perhaps you need a bud light lime and some time on a mower
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May 31, 2021 16:35
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Derpies posted:You seem tense friend, perhaps you need a bud light lime and some time on a mower This is ace material you should take it on the road instead of wasting it here.
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May 31, 2021 16:44
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:This is ace material you should take it on the road instead of wasting it here. TONIGHT ONLY IN DARK SOUL TANTRUMS MAN CAVE (a non conforming grandfathered in accessory dwelling unit please dont tell the HOA) ITS DERPIES LIVE! Come see the classic bits! “Whose tuggin!” 🤼 You can’t grill that on a Traeger! Woah that’s a SQUATCH! PORCH BROTH!!!! My wiiiiiiifes cooking And so much more! 6 hour probation minimum to attend, forums bux only no charge backs!
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May 31, 2021 16:51
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Derpies posted:TONIGHT ONLY IN DARK SOUL TANTRUMS MAN CAVE (a non conforming grandfathered in accessory dwelling unit please dont tell the HOA) ITS DERPIES LIVE! Uhhh, yeah about the man cave. My Suburban Wife turned it into an indoor greenhouse. I’m pretty sure the plants control her now. I’m posting from the linen closet, it’s the only place there isn’t plants yet.
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May 31, 2021 18:58
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Uhhh, yeah about the man cave. My Suburban Wife turned it into an indoor greenhouse. I’m pretty sure the plants control her now. I’m posting from the linen closet, it’s the only place there isn’t plants yet. Goddamn dude you need to get a guitar amp and some chicken wings and ANY neon sign you can find and b-boy some space like IMMEDIATELY or she’s gonna turn that poo poo into a bird sanctuary for her book club friends and the mini fridge will be filled with boxed white wine and you’ll have to move throw pillows off the couch just to sit. Do it before it’s too late muh man. 
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May 31, 2021 19:42
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Goddamn dude you need to get a guitar amp and some chicken wings and ANY neon sign you can find and b-boy some space like IMMEDIATELY or she’s gonna turn that poo poo into a bird sanctuary for her book club friends and the mini fridge will be filled with boxed white wine and you’ll have to move throw pillows off the couch just to sit. Do it before it’s too late muh man. Sir this is a reflection of some VERY toxic masculinity
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May 31, 2021 20:52
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devmd01 posted:The pro move is to have a minivan and a properly sized pickup truck in the third bay for hardware store runs: This is a beautiful truck. I am hopeful that our next house I have garage or driveway room for a third vehicle such as this.
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May 31, 2021 21:18
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 Ribs coming along. Couple hours to go. Turns out the temperature adjustment button isnt an app, it's these little wheels on the bottom of the smoker. Open em up, temp goes up. Close em up, temp goes down. I guess I'm an analog man in a digital world. Got some homemade dill potato salad marinating in the fridge
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May 31, 2021 21:40
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Smugworth posted:
Good meat. Good lawn. I'm nodding at my phone screen.
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May 31, 2021 22:08
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 I’m sorry meat, you dropped too much deliciousness and started a grease fire. I did what I could but you are still a little too charred despite being medium rare inside.
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May 31, 2021 22:21
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Flame kissed 
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May 31, 2021 22:26
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devmd01 posted:
Isn’t meat grease fires in a bbq just an added flavor element
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May 31, 2021 22:32
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Smugworth posted:
Hell yeah brother. Hey, are those wheels part of a kit or something? The one thing I didn’t like about the Smokey Mountain was the lack of wheels.
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May 31, 2021 22:42
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Uhhh, yeah about the man cave. My Suburban Wife turned it into an indoor greenhouse. I’m pretty sure the plants control her now. I’m posting from the linen closet, it’s the only place there isn’t plants yet. Your Man Cave is now a She Shed.
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May 31, 2021 23:14
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Hell yeah brother. Hey, are those wheels part of a kit or something? The one thing I didn’t like about the Smokey Mountain was the lack of wheels. I think a couple companies probably sell wheel kits, Cajun Bandit maybe. The ones I used are just casters from Home Depot drilled and bolted to the legs. $7 a pair.
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May 31, 2021 23:26
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Smugworth posted:I think a couple companies probably sell wheel kits, Cajun Bandit maybe. The ones I used are just casters from Home Depot drilled and bolted to the legs. $7 a pair. This is the proper dad method. Can ALMOST forgive you for not being your avatar now. Sorry for my toxic masculinity their I’m really just “flying off the handle”.
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May 31, 2021 23:35
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Bonzo posted:Your Man Cave is now a She Shed. To be fair, it was never really a man cave, as the toys strewn about make evident. I am truly getting concerned about the amount of plants though. She just brought home this giant aloe that has to weigh at least 30 pounds and I’m not exaggerating.
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Jun 1, 2021 00:27
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Derpies posted:Sir this is a reflection of some VERY toxic masculinity Excuse me ma’am, but I am a MASCULINIST! 
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Jun 1, 2021 00:29
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Never forget: you are a free man, who can take control of your destiny. You too can reach for your dreams and make steak as your side dish.
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Jun 1, 2021 02:22
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Uhhh, yeah about the man cave. My Suburban Wife turned it into an indoor greenhouse. I’m pretty sure the plants control her now. I’m posting from the linen closet, it’s the only place there isn’t plants yet. Potted plants are really just convenient porta potties when you can't make it all the way to a toilet.
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Jun 1, 2021 20:12
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