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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus


https://twitter.com/FatimaCrabcakes/status/1397988100610027521?s=19

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


https://twitter.com/markversteden/status/1397651379410423819?s=20

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



badass

https://twitter.com/JessFink/status/1398108907558641669

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
challenge pissing game about to get upended.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/CrabChampions/status/1397914969027403789

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/mavenofhonor/status/1398038013553283077?s=21

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



https://twitter.com/PostinMonkey/status/1398298844845121541

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/RealSardonicus/status/1398625910815875074

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/markpopham/status/1398341054139715588?s=21

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/BuyErasers/status/1398400833952251905?s=20

:prepop:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/meowmentai/status/1398230719575564288

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

tren jaw's a hell of a thing

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
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shit wizard dad

mediaphage posted:

tren jaw's a hell of a thing

New gritty He-Man reboot villains starting off strong.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




kumail actually did a pretty cool thing when people started unreasonably hyping his physique online with all that “guys, why can’t you do this” poo poo. he said basically he was assigned a personal trainer that only a movie studio could afford, they stayed with him 12 hours a day, a studio chef cooked him every meal and he had access to an insane gym to work out in with said trainer.

basically, “don’t feel bad if you don’t have a million dollars to throw at your workout routine”, because that’s why he looks like he does.

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




also a massive amount of steroids

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



nah, only a little bit

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


yeah, they also get hgh now

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




https://twitter.com/dinkmagic/status/1398760893463269384?s=21

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


mediaphage posted:

tren jaw's a hell of a thing

i thought it was HGH that made the jaw do that

at least hollywood actors can use the "normal" AAS and not whatever wacky bespoke stuff that tested athletes have to use

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
hgh has the fun side effect of sometimes triggering dormant tumors into hypergrowth

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

DuckConference posted:

i thought it was HGH that made the jaw do that

at least hollywood actors can use the "normal" AAS and not whatever wacky bespoke stuff that tested athletes have to use

i am definitely not an expert in this area (i'm sure other goons can step in) but it was my understanding that it happens from use of stuff that triggers tissues that respond to any strong androgens (in this case, masster muscles, etc), or i guess, anything that will really help with substantial muscle growth

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Jim Silly-Balls posted:

kumail actually did a pretty cool thing when people started unreasonably hyping his physique online with all that “guys, why can’t you do this” poo poo. he said basically he was assigned a personal trainer that only a movie studio could afford, they stayed with him 12 hours a day, a studio chef cooked him every meal and he had access to an insane gym to work out in with said trainer.

basically, “don’t feel bad if you don’t have a million dollars to throw at your workout routine”, because that’s why he looks like he does.

rob mcelhenney said the same thing when he did it for its always sunny

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




well now you’re making me wonder if I got my “newly ripped actor” quotes mixed up, but point stands.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

if there really was an adidas track suit with lapels like that, man, i’d have a new every day outfit

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

https://twitter.com/i/status/1399044283353604100

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/bransonreese/status/1399151569875079168

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

https://twitter.com/Clipart1994bot/status/1399413140908134405

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/bransonreese/status/1399151569875079168?s=21

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



speaking of mistakes euhehehehe

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


https://twitter.com/chadloder/statu...ingawful.com%2F

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/RealHeathcliffs/status/1399420480264753157

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


lmao

GUYS! COME QUICK! I FOUND ANDY NGO!

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
...holy poo poo
https://twitter.com/heathcliffhelms/status/1399420579619520521?s=21

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/SpaceHunter_M/status/1399044283353604100

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003


lmao you are asleep at the wheel

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainBot/status/1399644407012360195

New greetings for 2021 just dropped.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/gloomfather/status/1399811623590805505

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/tiredstarlet/status/1399661691860918273?s=21

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/extranapkins/status/1399776190190157825?s=21

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Don'tsayitoutloudDon'tsayitoutloudDon'tsayitoutloud

https://twitter.com/midnucas/status/1399958857028227072

*phew*, nailed it!

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