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MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

My cat always manages to push whatever she's playing with away with her back feet. I think this is because she's only like 65% good at being a cat.

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YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

# ? Jun 2, 2021 23:55

cosmo sex tip: Sep 26, 2005; contains sodium borate, xanthan gum, sucrose stearate, glucose, glucose oxidase & lactoperoxidase, and fragrance.

YeahTubaMike posted:

What I wouldn't give to put a tiny top hat on that little mustachioed mayor.

cosmo sex tip posted:

Happy thoughts for my halloweeny bean Boo today, she is going to the vet to see what's up with her Peeing Problems this afternoon. I forsee some bloodwork in her future

An update about my li'l Booberry: It appears as though she has developed kitty diabetes!! It is very treatable with a modified diet and insulin therapy, we're just waiting on lab results to get the details. Also they found out she has a mild head cold so she's on some antibiotics for that! Thank you all for happy thoughts. Here is another picture of her in her favorite spot, on the penguin blanket, but this time bathed in a glorious sunset. (This was a totally different day, she just loves that spot on the couch)

# ? Jun 3, 2021 00:46

spinst: Jul 14, 2012

I hope Boo is feeling 100% soon!

Betty, pre-haircut:

# ? Jun 3, 2021 03:02

Caesar Saladin: Aug 15, 2004

cosmo sex tip posted:

What I wouldn't give to put a tiny top hat on that little mustachioed mayor.
An update about my li'l Booberry: It appears as though she has developed kitty diabetes!! It is very treatable with a modified diet and insulin therapy, we're just waiting on lab results to get the details. Also they found out she has a mild head cold so she's on some antibiotics for that! Thank you all for happy thoughts. Here is another picture of her in her favorite spot, on the penguin blanket, but this time bathed in a glorious sunset. (This was a totally different day, she just loves that spot on the couch)

I gave one of my cats insulin for like, 6 years. She was a total sweetie and didn't react to the needles at all. My current cat better not get diabetes because she is a total motherfucker when it comes to her arthritis injections, a huge sook. Booberry looks very acoomodating though.

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Megabound: Oct 20, 2012

Scoops takes up a lot of lap

# ? Jun 3, 2021 03:27

Caesar Saladin: Aug 15, 2004

Creeper

# ? Jun 3, 2021 03:39

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Megabound posted:

Scoops takes up a lot of lap

how presidential, you're cat is "two scoops" lol

# ? Jun 3, 2021 04:01

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

YeahTubaMike posted:

# ? Jun 3, 2021 06:28

His Divine Shadow: Aug 7, 2000; I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Put your hands on his belly, it's perfectly safe

# ? Jun 9, 2021 11:44

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

yay belly floof

# ? Jun 11, 2021 14:23

Crazy Ferret: May 11, 2007; Welp

Bruce and Bats being bros

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:27

tuyop: Sep 15, 2006; Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted; Fun Shoe

Crazy Ferret posted:

Bruce and Bats being bros

Oh wow just some friends having a carpet time, so nice.

# ? Jun 12, 2021 06:48

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Crazy Ferret posted:

Bruce and Bats being bros

I love this pic

Bruce (whomst've I assume to be the ginger one) casually leaning on his bro while looking at the camera

# ? Jun 12, 2021 10:38

Vakal: May 11, 2008

If you have ever been kept up at night with the burning question of whether or not a house cat could catch a garden snake, I have you covered.

# ? Jun 13, 2021 01:06

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy4e-R8FiR4

# ? Jun 13, 2021 09:10

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

User error

# ? Jun 13, 2021 09:11

Caesar Saladin: Aug 15, 2004

Wendigee posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy4e-R8FiR4

i love this channel, it is extremely soothing and good vibes to see dogs wearing that little tubular hoodie

# ? Jun 13, 2021 11:19

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Caesar Saladin posted:

i love this channel, it is extremely soothing and good vibes to see dogs wearing that little tubular hoodie

Im subscribed lol. She rarely shows cats so I wanted to share

I must say though that he is being an amazingly good boy and I disagree that he looks angry and wants to kill her lol.

Check out the size of those murder mittens when she's trimming the paws with scissors. It's as big as her hands!

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 13:01 on Jun 13, 2021

# ? Jun 13, 2021 12:57

Megabound: Oct 20, 2012

Poppy and Scoops are art appreciators

# ? Jun 13, 2021 13:21

tuyop: Sep 15, 2006; Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted; Fun Shoe

# ? Jun 17, 2021 02:26

His Divine Shadow: Aug 7, 2000; I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

He literally gnaws on my fingers sometimes.

https://i.imgur.com/nVZmgG7.mp4

# ? Jun 18, 2021 06:24

Super Nintendo 64: Feb 18, 2012

Crazy Ferret posted:

Bruce and Bats being bros

Awesome pic

# ? Jun 18, 2021 06:55

spinst: Jul 14, 2012

tuyop posted:

Is it a trap? :3:

# ? Jun 20, 2021 04:33

tuyop: Sep 15, 2006; Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted; Fun Shoe

spinst posted:

Is it a trap?

Nah she loves belly rub :3:

# ? Jun 20, 2021 04:48

His Divine Shadow: Aug 7, 2000; I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Bellyrub cat:
https://i.imgur.com/FTmIIgR.mp4

# ? Jun 21, 2021 08:28

Vakal: May 11, 2008

I present the following three-act narrative:

# ? Jul 2, 2021 18:50

Happy Landfill: Feb 26, 2011; I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Vakal posted:

I present the following three-act narrative:

I am imagining a Loony Tunes style dust cloud being thrown up around the ensuing fight.

Posting my cat in another thread earlier this week so I'll just cross post. White boi is Pippin and orange boy is Houdini aka You Mother Fucker. I'm in the PNW so I was very, very hot this weekend.

Happy Landfill posted:

Right, right of course. For science.

With bonus Roommate's Cat

# ? Jul 2, 2021 20:15

fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

I keep forgetting how atypical His Bowship is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A6bfO3ZbHE

# ? Jul 2, 2021 21:10

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Just look at my cute kitty cats

# ? Jul 2, 2021 21:13

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Smugworth posted:

Just look at my cute kitty cats

Quite oversized, but still v cute

# ? Jul 3, 2021 01:07

Megabound: Oct 20, 2012

On my lap

On my right

# ? Jul 3, 2021 01:22

Vakal: May 11, 2008

Post your melting pets.

# ? Jul 3, 2021 03:04

His Divine Shadow: Aug 7, 2000; I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Lying in the hammock in the shade, 30C outside, not easy being black in the sun

# ? Jul 5, 2021 15:47

tuyop: Sep 15, 2006; Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted; Fun Shoe

Went to a different place for the summer. Honda becomes an Adventure Cat.

# ? Jul 6, 2021 17:05

Vakal: May 11, 2008

House was hot as hell so cat wandered around checking every square inch to find the coolest napping spot, which turned out to be beneath a small section of exposed air duct work.