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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

MakaVillian posted:

Good gimmick posters are what make GBS great imo

Agreed

A good gimmick poster doesn't immediately :regd08: though, that's what makes them good

Have patience, roll slower

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

The Bloop posted:

Agreed

A good gimmick poster doesn't immediately :regd08: though, that's what makes them good

Have patience, roll slower

No, what makes them good is that they are funny regardless of how often they post

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

MakaVillian posted:

No, what makes them good is that they are funny regardless of how often they post

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It's not a bad opinion, I just think there is no gimmick at good that it can't be over spammed

Not every post belongs in every single thread

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

MakaVillian posted:

No, what makes them good is that they are funny regardless of how often they post

i would like to meet this poster

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Aardvark! posted:

i would like to meet this poster

Already met them :smug:

Edit: 👇

MakaVillian fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Jun 3, 2021

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Aardvark! posted:

i would like to meet this poster

Yes, hello.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

This post is not amusing. I'm sorry but you are not The One

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


what should i paint now

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sid Vicious posted:

what should i paint now

Deep Space Nine and the wormhole

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


is that start trek

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



paint an evil potato

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Draw LAPs and aardvarks avs kissing.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sid Vicious posted:

is that start trek

Yes, the best one

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

i need a gimmick
what if i just post haikus?
has someone done that?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



it's been done my friend
you'll be shocked to find out who
it was your mom lol

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Prof. Crocodile posted:

i need a gimmick
what if i just post haikus?
has someone done that?

We could use a dirty limerick person

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Derpies posted:

We could use a dirty limerick person

There was a young lamia from Carolina
Who moved far up north to Regina
As she shoveled the snow
She cried out “oh no”

...

Really struggling for a rhyme to make that last line work. Maybe this is not the gimmick for me. :(

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Derpies posted:

We could use a dirty limerick person

There one was a man from GBS,
He had signs of intestinal distress...

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Literally A Person posted:

There one was a man from GBS,
He had signs of intestinal distress...

His guts they were were tuggin
He was in need of a pluggin
But sadly in his Goku pants was a Trumpy mess

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Derpies posted:

We could use a dirty limerick person

There once were some posters with gimmicks
Who posted ‘bout tuggin and snake tits
Some people got mad
Hit “report” ‘cause they’re bad
And now there’s no fun in Gen Bull poo poo

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Literally A Person posted:

There one was a man from GBS,
He had signs of intestinal distress...

Took some pepto bismol,
But the results were abysmal
What came out of his stinker,
Couldn’t have been pinker.

:gbsmith:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Prof. Crocodile posted:

There was a young lamia from Carolina
Who moved far up north to Regina
As she shoveled the snow
She cried out “oh no”


As she had an attack of angina.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



A lamia from chilly Green Bay
Claimed she was not anime
She was burgin' real bad
And she wanted my nads
But I don't eat meat and I'm gay

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


a haiku for goons
tuggin lamias krusty
please don't probate me

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



A lamia from Lake Titicaca
Wants me to touch her cloaca
I'm willing to try
I'm an adventurous guy
But first let me take ayahuasca

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Sid Vicious posted:

a haiku for goons
tuggin lamias krusty
please don't probate me

Don’t worry only I get them.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Derpies posted:

Don’t worry only I get them.

Oh don't be such schlongus. There, now we can have a FREE SID thread.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
There once was a mod who was pedo
They struck everyone as a big weirdo
They got caught posting child porn
Their mod friends were real torn
And they argued it was not kid porno

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Literally A Person posted:

Oh don't be such schlongus. There, now we can have a FREE SID thread.

Finally some loving equality.

FREE SID!

Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 26 years!

Prof. Crocodile posted:

There was a young lamia from Carolina
Who moved far up north to Regina
As she shoveled the snow
She cried out “oh no”

...

Really struggling for a rhyme to make that last line work. Maybe this is not the gimmick for me. :(

As a wolverine made her his way

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Derpies posted:


FREE SID!

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

A lamia from Lake Titicaca
Wants me to touch her cloaca
I'm willing to try
I'm an adventurous guy
But first let me take ayahuasca

Now THATS a dirty limerick

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
I'm looking for a particular comedy sketch.

I beleive it is Mr Show but I have looked through most of what I have and it seems it may not be....It still may be, though

Its a late night talk show set but its ramshackled, I believe sweaty politicians are the guests and there is a Marilyn Monroe character at one point who does this goo-goo-gga-gga voice thing and it reapeats continuously as the visuals get more drug addled.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
The poster that spams masturbation
got hit with a sixxer probation
you might think it's flawed
but in fact, to a mod
it's better than ejaculation

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

The Bloop posted:

The poster that spams masturbation
got hit with a sixxer probation
you might think it's flawed
but in fact, to a mod
it's better than ejaculation

O7 well done. Speaks to how power corrupts and has a proper rhyming scheme.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
There once was a poster from Utah
Who posted bout tuggin from his computah
He’d shout out AWOOO
As he blasted his goo
For lunch he preferred rear end over cootah

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
lol just got flamed in an email from my boss's boss's boss's boss, the CIO of a multi billion dollar company :thumbsup:

"thank you personally for adding an all this extra work to my plate for no reason other than a lack of understanding of the larger strategy or full picture"

(this is in response to him finding out i told somebody in Sales the unaltered truth about how a software change this boss requested was completely loving me over and making me work 13 hour days)

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Aardvark! posted:

lol just got flamed in an email from my boss's boss's boss's boss, the CIO of a multi billion dollar company :thumbsup:

"thank you personally for adding an all this extra work to my plate for no reason other than a lack of understanding of the larger strategy or full picture"

(this is in response to him finding out i told somebody in Sales the unaltered truth about how a software change this boss requested was completely loving me over and making me work 13 hour days)

Reply with a picture of your balls

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Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right
The most annoying CIO alive
Wanted a 6 hour hookers n' blow dive
His joy was denied
When an aardvark opined
Now he'll have to settle for five!

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