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Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

HashtagGirlboss posted:

yeah, all of it is made up, she's incapable of telling the truth

I dont get people who make stuff up to this level but put no effort into making it seem believable. Like, just google some actual names/nicknames from the region, or some common names of people, if it looks believable people are less likely to to pick it apart, but if its so obviously fake the googling starts

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Chillgamesh: Jul 29, 2014

whoa black betty

Malleum posted:

Quetzalkanbalam

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HashtagGirlboss: Jan 4, 2005

Malleum posted:

how could you possibly think that Munir Xochipillicueponi Quetzalkanbalam is a fake name, you racist

ive never read a more real name in my life

There's an entire building named after him at the University of Quetzal-Oaxaca Sur!

# ? Jun 4, 2021 22:31

taqueso: Mar 8, 2004

Bismuth posted:

Its weird that she claims "xeniflores" has an indigenous origin when its two greek and latin words smashed together like some scientific name, i was kind of thinking maybe it was a scientific name for a plant that she misunderstood but all the results for that name only come up with her. Didnt it turn out that "Dr. Munir" person she talked about was made up?

indigenous to her mind

# ? Jun 4, 2021 22:32

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

my favorite part about her largely fictional backstory is the bit about a cult. the cult consisted of three people, the imaginary doctor with a gibberish name, jardin and another woman. so the supposed cult was actually just jardin as the abuser in a relationship.

# ? Jun 4, 2021 22:41

Syncopation: Feb 21, 2020

maybe im not one to judge entirely on this but the way she tries to cling to being a Cool 25 Year Old while she is very clearly extremely 50 in both mind and body is a special kind of pathetic tbh

just accept that youre old, lady!!!

# ? Jun 4, 2021 22:49

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

Chillgamesh posted:

whoa black betty

# ? Jun 4, 2021 22:52

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

all I see are a bunch of pictures of Bruce Rappaport

# ? Jun 4, 2021 22:54

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Anime Bernie Bro posted:

ive gotten probed in GBS for using italophobic slurs

can i let it rip in c-spam on how i really feel about the ir*sh?

i hereby grant you an m-word pass

# ? Jun 4, 2021 22:59

Syncopation: Feb 21, 2020

Anime Bernie Bro posted:

ive gotten probed in GBS for using italophobic slurs

can i let it rip in c-spam on how i really feel about the ir*sh?

i was just thinking about the onion's sacco & vanzetti article the other day

# ? Jun 4, 2021 23:02

Junpei: Oct 4, 2015; Can't post for 11 years!

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

maybe im not one to judge entirely on this but the way she tries to cling to being a Cool 25 Year Old while she is very clearly extremely 50 in both mind and body is a special kind of pathetic tbh

just accept that youre old, lady!!!

Boomers: "I'm 54 years young!" "I'm turning 25 for the 40th time!"

Millenials: "I'm so old. I'm a dinosaur. I feel ancient. Oh yeah I'm 28"

# ? Jun 4, 2021 23:08

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

betty rockin that lead brain

# ? Jun 4, 2021 23:18

DarkEuphoria: Nov 7, 2012

Junpei posted:

Boomers: "I'm 54 years young!" "I'm turning 25 for the 40th time!"

Millenials: "I'm so old. I'm a dinosaur. I feel ancient. Oh yeah I'm 28"

zoomers:

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tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

as an uncool 25 year old,

# ? Jun 4, 2021 23:19

Syncopation: Feb 21, 2020

DarkEuphoria posted:

zoomers:

lol

# ? Jun 4, 2021 23:28

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

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Unless: Jul 24, 2005; I art

I watch the lefty tiktok compilations from Wrath of the Island Bard, Red in Space, and Vendetta, so I can stay hip with the lingo and connect the younger generation to the historical struggle and not turn into another phony old person

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPaLTSBHk0E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vD5wRk8e1M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poBSWWs3WgM

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change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/jerdbertly/status/1400852115518636038

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Random Asshole: Nov 8, 2010

Junpei posted:

Boomers: "I'm 54 years young!" "I'm turning 25 for the 40th time!"

Millenials: "I'm so old. I'm a dinosaur. I feel ancient. Oh yeah I'm 28"

*nods arthritically*

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BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Unless posted:

I watch the lefty tiktok compilations from Wrath of the Island Bard, Red in Space, and Vendetta, so I can stay hip with the lingo and connect the younger generation to the historical struggle and not turn into another phony old person

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPaLTSBHk0E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vD5wRk8e1M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poBSWWs3WgM

Bruh, that's major cringe.

# ? Jun 5, 2021 02:11

Syncopation: Feb 21, 2020

oh no

https://www.instagram.com/p/CPqTf77NxpB/

if fsr you cant see: the us army instagram is posting what 'job' is good for your sign

dark, dude. i feel like i become a dawkins type when astrology is brought up

Syncopation has issued a correction as of 02:23 on Jun 5, 2021

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gandlethorpe: Aug 16, 2008

Maybe the military should try likening their branches to Harry Potter houses to recruit more liberals

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

astrology is stupid as poo poo but on some level most people know it�s for fun. Meyers Briggs is the poo poo that makes me wanna go Full Dick Dorkins

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

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Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

I thought hentai set us free?

# ? Jun 5, 2021 03:10

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; ASK ME ABOUT MY
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indigi posted:

astrology is stupid as poo poo but on some level most people know it�s for fun. Meyers Briggs is the poo poo that makes me wanna go Full Dick Dorkins

Astrology is real but like all tools it can be misused.

# ? Jun 5, 2021 03:15

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

indigi posted:

astrology is stupid as poo poo but on some level most people know it�s for fun. Meyers Briggs is the poo poo that makes me wanna go Full Dick Dorkins

in the last iteration of this thread there were people arguing that magic is real

# ? Jun 5, 2021 03:20

mcclay: Jul 8, 2013; Oh dear oh gosh oh darn; Soiled Meat

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

in the last iteration of this thread there were people arguing that magic is real

they're correct

and the magic is called the immortal dialectical science of marxism-leninism-maoism

# ? Jun 5, 2021 03:21

paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Unless posted:

I watch the lefty tiktok compilations from Wrath of the Island Bard, Red in Space, and Vendetta, so I can stay hip with the lingo and connect the younger generation to the historical struggle and not turn into another phony old person

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPaLTSBHk0E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vD5wRk8e1M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poBSWWs3WgM

you shoudlnt do that

# ? Jun 5, 2021 03:22

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

in the last iteration of this thread there were people arguing that magic is real

Lmao twoday was giving people probes for "threadshitting".

# ? Jun 5, 2021 03:22

Animal Friend: Sep 7, 2011

Malleum posted:

how could you possibly think that Munir Xochipillicueponi Quetzalkanbalam is a fake name, you racist

ive never read a more real name in my life

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Grandpa Palpatine: Dec 13, 2019; by vyelkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmJsmBrUZgU

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Syncopation: Feb 21, 2020

sad the original tweets are gone but at least theres a screenshot

# ? Jun 5, 2021 05:33

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

maybe im not one to judge entirely on this but the way she tries to cling to being a Cool 25 Year Old while she is very clearly extremely 50 in both mind and body is a special kind of pathetic tbh

just accept that youre old, lady!!!

I'm reminded of that one Daria episode that was apparently a scathing dig at a real person.

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