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kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

Emotion is cheaper to mass produce

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CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

SlapActionJackson posted:

Jesus Christ do I hate the modern marketing obsession with emotion over substance

i sat a marketing course recently, and observed that several of the case study examples had absolutely nothing to do with selling a product, even though they purported to be. the specific example was of some coffee house that wanted to expand and needed a new campaign for it and you talk them into making a youtube channel for their coffeehouse, and the question asks "how would you prove your youtube channel for the coffeehouse is good?" and of course the answer was "get a lot of views and thus demonstrate wider brand awareness and push key youth demographics towards engagement by using a language they talk" etc etc

and i realized in a moment of absolute clarity that they were not teaching me how better sell coffee, but instead to better sell marketing to people who sell coffee, who have extremely well-founded views like "youtube views and coffee sales have absolutely no correlation whatsoever" and need talking out of these silly notions so they can pay you.

i did really, really well in that course lmao

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
As advertising gets more and more ubiquitous, and people get more and more resistant, marketing needs to come up with new ways to sell products to fit the demands of infinitely growing capitalism. Either that, or marketing is a grift.

It's a grift.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Marketing never changes

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

RCarr posted:

I went to high school from 2001-2005 and I literally didn’t know a single person who did coke or heroin. And I smoked weed every day and drank every weekend. Pills weren’t even popular then either. Then the 5-7 years after high school I lost a ton of friends to heroin. It just exploded out of nowhere.

Late response but I was in high school 2008-2012 and I got to see firsthand how it sort of exploded. I feel like that's going to be a story to tell the clueless future generations.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Marketing never changes



I mean, celebrating the defeat of the Confederacy seems like as good a reason as any to treat yourself.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

RCarr posted:

I went to high school from 2001-2005 and I literally didn’t know a single person who did coke or heroin. And I smoked weed every day and drank every weekend. Pills weren’t even popular then either. Then the 5-7 years after high school I lost a ton of friends to heroin. It just exploded out of nowhere.

pretty much when silkroad, agora etc. came onto the scene. easily available dope and pills. suddenly you didn't need a connect, or the connects you had suddenly had piles of absolute fire

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Platystemon posted:

I mean, celebrating the defeat of the Confederacy seems like as good a reason as any to treat yourself.

It's less tacky than Memorial Day sales, that's for sure. Yes, let's honor our fallen troops with some new furniture.
Glad my uncle got drafted and died in Vietnam so you could get a great deal on a new mattress, I'm sure that's how he'd like to be memorialized.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





JacquelineDempsey posted:

It's less tacky than Memorial Day sales, that's for sure. Yes, let's honor our fallen troops with some new furniture.
Glad my uncle got drafted and died in Vietnam so you could get a great deal on a new mattress, I'm sure that's how he'd like to be memorialized.

"Big Lenny's World Of Mattresses would like to take a moment to honor our fallen heroes
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.
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Buy our new POSTURERIFFIC MEMORYFOME ALPHA and you too can Rest in Peace!"

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
OUR PRICES ARE THE BOMB!!!!
Just like the one that killed pop-pop in dubya dubya too!

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Can’t find it now but there’s a newspaper ad from WWI that’s along the lines of A Great Slaughter... In Prices! during Verdun or the Somme or some such.

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012




From user Trin Tragula's fantastic WWI Day-by-Day blog, Daily Telegraph, 23 Oct 1914.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I’m the Crow Master Vibrator.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
KHAKI CLOTH PUTTEES
large stocks

has some extreme "baby socks, never worn" energy

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I’ve been watching the Friends sitcom online & I realized that scene sliders where they use shots of NY, specifically the ones that show the twin towers, the importance of those buildings is somewhat lost now on younger audiences. The same thing for when I watch Spider-Man TAS.

New Yorp New Yorp
Jul 18, 2003

Only in Kenya.
Pillbug

Vietnamwees posted:

I’ve been watching the Friends sitcom online & I realized that scene sliders where they use shots of NY, specifically the ones that show the twin towers, the importance of those buildings is somewhat lost now on younger audiences. The same thing for when I watch Spider-Man TAS.

I think it's regional. I live in New Jersey and everyone, even those who are adults now but were born post 9/11, recognize and understand the significance of the towers. I can imagine it's a lot less impactful in other regions.

It's always a little weird to see them in older shows though. Like the opening of The Critic, possibly the most 90s zeitgeist show of them all. My wife and I love it. I can't imagine anyone younger than 30 understands more than 50% of the references.

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

Jaguars! posted:



From user Trin Tragula's fantastic WWI Day-by-Day blog, Daily Telegraph, 23 Oct 1914.

How the gently caress do I interpret those prices? What is 29/9, or 6/4.5?

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
British pre-decimal currency

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

CodfishCartographer posted:

How the gently caress do I interpret those prices? What is 29/9, or 6/4.5?

This is pre-decimalized British currency, so that's 29 shillings 9 pence, or six shillings 4 and a half pence.

This way lies madness, but a quick (and funny) explanation was given in a footnote in the novel Good Omens by Gaiman and Pratchett:


quote:

NOTE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE AND AMERICANS: One shilling = Five Pee. It helps to understand the antique finances of the Witchfinder Army if you know the original British monetary system:

Two farthings = One Ha'penny. Two ha'pennies = One Penny. Three pennies = A Thrupenny Bit. Two Thrupences = A Sixpence. Two Sixpences = One Shilling, or Bob. Two Bob = A Florin. One Florin and One Sixpence = Half a Crown. Four Half Crowns = Ten Bob Note. Two Ten Bob Notes = One Pound (or 240 pennies). Once Pound and One Shilling = One Guinea.

The British resisted decimalized currency for a long time because they thought it was too complicated.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
There’s only two things to remember: twenty shillings to the pound and twelve pence to the shilling.

Yeah they’re arbitrary values, but it’s not that bad till you get into the names for the coins. Your own coins and bills get called weird things like like “nickel” and “sawbuck” and “Benjamin”. You’re just used to those.

The guinea is just bad, though. There’s no excusing that. It’s worth twenty‐one shillings, five percent more than the pound. Wow what a useful unit! Really fills a niche! We haven’t minted any since the eighteenth century, but let’s occasionally specify amounts in it anyway!

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 09:10 on Jun 6, 2021

pairofdimes
May 20, 2001

blehhh
The problem isn't the special names, but that some versions of the coins only say "half crown" or "one florin" or no denomination at all. If you don't know already know what those are worth it could be confusing. By the time the switch happened I think all the coins had clear values on them but that wasn't the case historically.

The US does that with the dime, it's the only coin that doesn't have its value in dollars or cents just "one dime".

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Lol I was playing an MMO, and had this encounter:

"Hey LeadOut, who's the leader of GOON?"
"Uh, we're pretty casual, and don't really have a leader."
"Oh. So what's the deal with your clan?"
"It's associated with the Something Awful Forums."
"The what?"
"The Something Awful Forums. It was a big part of the internet in the 2000s."
"I'm 15. I don't know about these 'forums' things."

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
MMO players should not be younger than my GMail account.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Lead out in cuffs posted:

Lol I was playing an MMO, and had this encounter:

"Hey LeadOut, who's the leader of GOON?"
"Uh, we're pretty casual, and don't really have a leader."
"Oh. So what's the deal with your clan?"
"It's associated with the Something Awful Forums."
"The what?"
"The Something Awful Forums. It was a big part of the internet in the 2000s."
"I'm 15. I don't know about these 'forums' things."

good

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

We watched Twister last night with our 8 year old. Man, that movie can be just a period piece of the 90s. So much of it is irrelevant today. Even the premise of trying to study tornadoes so a warning system can be made isn't relevant anymore because we do have a pretty robust system now.

It had been a while since I had seen it and forgot the antagonist dies in a completely over the top 90s way. He wasn't even really a bad guy!

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Lead out in cuffs posted:

Lol I was playing an MMO, and had this encounter:
jeffrey is the leader of goon now, and we thank him for his service

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker

Platystemon posted:

Yeah they’re arbitrary values, but it’s not that bad till you get into the names for the coins. Your own coins and bills get called weird things like like “nickel” and “sawbuck” and “Benjamin”. You’re just used to those.
I am a week shy of 48, have lived in the US my entire life, spent ages 9-18 as a cashier in my parents store, and just now had to look up "sawbuck".

"Benjamin" while somewhat known culturally as $100, is not an everyday denomination.

Nice try, person from the land of "slappy ham" and "cold on the cob".

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
I knew ‘sawbuck’ from reading old detective fiction(think Raymond Chandler), but otherwise, I’ve never heard it either, and I’m 53.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

New Yorp New Yorp posted:

I think it's regional. I live in New Jersey and everyone, even those who are adults now but were born post 9/11, recognize and understand the significance of the towers. I can imagine it's a lot less impactful in other regions.

It's always a little weird to see them in older shows though. Like the opening of The Critic, possibly the most 90s zeitgeist show of them all. My wife and I love it. I can't imagine anyone younger than 30 understands more than 50% of the references.

Under 30, can confirm having tried to watch The Critic. While living in the Bronx even so I'm not totally NYC clueless.

e: also my younger cousins even in France recognize the towers, but it's more "lol murrica" than :911: hayave you forgotennnnnnnnnnn how it felt that dayyyyy

Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Jun 6, 2021

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

Cheesus posted:

I am a week shy of 48, have lived in the US my entire life, spent ages 9-18 as a cashier in my parents store, and just now had to look up "sawbuck".

"Benjamin" while somewhat known culturally as $100, is not an everyday denomination.

Nice try, person from the land of "slappy ham" and "cold on the cob".

Yeah it’s like saying “Two Bits” to refer to a quarter, nobody has seriously done that for at least 50 years.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Bucnasti posted:

Yeah it’s like saying “Two Bits” to refer to a quarter, nobody has seriously done that for at least 50 years.

It's because vending machines stopped having those twelve-and-a-half-cent candy bars.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I was watching the movie "The Sting" last night and they mentioned something about a "ticker" or stock ticker or whatever the gently caress.
I'd imagine actual stock tickers don't really get much use any more, and if someone mentions a "ticker tape" parade, most people have no idea what ticker tape is.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Ticker tape was on its way out even when Armstrong, Aldrin, and Collins got their parade.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Man and the Ticker reads a bit differently more than a century later.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Bucnasti posted:

Yeah it’s like saying “Two Bits” to refer to a quarter, nobody has seriously done that for at least 50 years.

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

Platystemon posted:

Ticker tape was on its way out even when Armstrong, Aldrin, and Collins got their parade.

Yeah I remember they did a "Ticker Tape" parade in the 80's for some thing or another and instead they used the strips of perforated paper from the edges of the lengths of paper used by continuous feed printers.



Which in and of itself is something lost on modern audiences.

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

Platystemon posted:

The guinea is just bad, though. There’s no excusing that. It’s worth twenty‐one shillings, five percent more than the pound. Wow what a useful unit! Really fills a niche! We haven’t minted any since the eighteenth century, but let’s occasionally specify amounts in it anyway!

The guinea was originally a gold coin, equal to a pound (lb - the weight) of sterling silver. That lb was made of 20 shilling coins. Exactly how many shillings were equal to a guinea originally varied over the years depending on the relative value of silver and gold until it was fixed at 21 shillings in the 1700s. In 1816 the guinea coin was replaced by the sovereign (nominal value £1 or 20 shillings) but the notional idea of an amount of money being 'a guinea' (21 shillings) remained.

Being Britain, there was of course a social class aspect to this. Stuff that the upper classes bought and sold between each other - land, country property, art, high-end furniture, racehorses, army commissions and banking and other professional fees were quoted in guineas. The middle classes earned their salaries, paid their bills and mortgaged their houses in pounds. The working classes received their wages, and paid their rent and bought their food, weekly in shillings.

Medical doctors quoted their fees in guineas but surgeons (not being degree-holders) were paid in pounds.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Victorian surgeons would mostly have been barbers moonlighting as medical professionals no?

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Victorian surgeons would mostly have been barbers moonlighting as medical professionals no?

That's traditionally where the distinction between medical doctors (physicians with a university degree and accredited by a Royal College which set standards and administered examinations) and surgeons (tradesmen without degrees, no official governing body or examinations and, yes, traditionally spending most of their days earning money as barbers) came from. That's why surgeons were paid in pounds and physicians paid in guineas.

But by the Victorian era that had already been put in the past. The Company of Surgeons had been founded in the 1740s (officially breaking surgeons away from the medieval barbers' guild) and that became the Royal College of Surgeons in 1800. One condition of the RCS's new charter was that its members all had to be degree-holding physicians, thus formalising a long-developing trend where surgeons were specialised doctors rather than skilled 'amateurs'. So by the Victorian era surgeons were just as much doctors as physicians, and by 1900 (as tacit recognition of this), the top city surgeons were also quoting their charges in guineas.

However the lingering tradition (actually rather in keeping with the thread) is that, right to the present day, British surgeons who have passed their RCS Membership Diploma cease to use their 'Doctor' title (which they earned when they graduated from medical school) professionally. Instead they revert to just being 'Mister'. Of course that is a throwback to the days when surgeons didn't have a degree and physicians were very careful to make the distinction that they were doctors and surgeons were misters. Like many put-downs, surgeons adopted it as a point of pride and so RCS members call themselves 'mister' as a historical snub to the stuck-ups at the RCP. So if you're in a British hospital for surgery and your doctor introduces themselves as 'Mister' or 'Miz' then you know that, far from being unqualified, they're actually as qualified as they can be.

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Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
IIRC the Georgian era was the last gasp of the barber-surgeon, though I'm sure there were plenty of barbers in the Victorian era who would gladly charge you to lance a boil or whatever.

edit: beaten! Nonetheless, Sweeney Todd doing a tooth-pulling is probably anachronistic.

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