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Screaming Idiot posted:Peggy Hill never got into it due to Hank's diminished glutes. You'd think diminished glutes would make the task at hand easier.
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Tex Avery posted:You'd think diminished glutes would make the task at hand easier. Maybe not. No cushion for the pushin'
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Peggy really was willing to try anything to help Hank poop, huh
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You know what though, Hank must've jizzed kinda a pressure washer due to his narrow urethra
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It just backed up and dribbled out and made his balls hurt
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Ow my bwaaaaaaaahls!
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Screaming Idiot posted:Peggy Hill never got into it due to Hank's diminished glutes. some girls are rear end girls and some girls are dick girls. hank was packing heat.
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Jun 6, 2021 19:23
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Yeah it was Boomhauer who was packing meat
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Florida Man™️ out for a stroll here in my town today. Linked because of a blurry wiener Ironically, he's also the only person in this state wearing a mask.
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Is that a stick or a machete? Either way something is gonna go down
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donquixotic posted:As long as Peggy Hill keeps yelling "Ho yeah" while she's at it I'll be happy HapPENIS!
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VAAAAAAAAGIINA!!
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BaronVonVaderham posted:Florida Man™️ out for a stroll here in my town today. Brawnfire posted:Is that a stick or a machete? Either way something is gonna go down  https://i.imgur.com/cZe3rhC.png
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Definitely a sword. People were freaking the gently caress out on nextdoor (swore Id never join that but it's been an amusing source of weird poo poo like this). Cops got involved so I'll be on the lookout for the report this week.
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What is the point of living in the land of the free if you can't walk around naked brandishing a sword.
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OwlFancier posted:What is the point of living in the land of the free if you can't walk around naked brandishing a sword. Can't be that free if they're wearing a mask. 
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I haven't found anything from yesterday's incident yet, but apparently this isn't the first time this exact thing happened in Florida.
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Naked, sword-wielding men have been getting arrested in Florida since the time of the search for the Fountain of Youth.
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Platystemon posted:Naked, sword-wielding men have been getting arrested in Florida since the time of the search for the Fountain of Youth. 
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Platystemon posted:Naked, sword-wielding men have been getting arrested in Florida since the time of the search for the Fountain of Youth.
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Knormal posted:Maybe he found it and it's just been the same guy the whole time.  I like this new Florida lore.
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Improperly secured scorpion shipment smh.
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"So Mrs. Frohman, how are your two boys, Charles and Abe?" "Well Abe has done quite well for himself in the sausage business in Chicago, and Charles ... works in publishing."
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BrigadierSensible posted:"So Mrs. Frohman, how are your two boys, Charles and Abe?" drat, I read that in Mr. Peterson's voice without even thinking.
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:drat, I read that in Mr. Peterson's voice without even thinking. I can't think of that scene without thinking of Grace's absolutely awful Rooney impression 
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I had a subscription to this magazine…for years… 
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H...huh. can't help but think the vaginal canal deals with trauma a bit better on the long term than wrenching gonads around, but I'm sure the mother is long past caring by the time she's yanking that rope. Now if this could be hooked up to WiFi...
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Brawnfire posted:Now if this could be hooked up to WiFi... This reminds me of the time I tweeted how "teledildonics" was a marvelous word, and someone who runs a Twitter account based on open source WiFi sex toys who must have a Google alert set up for the word DM'd me out of the blue to talk about it.
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I'm going to show this to my kids to discourage them from eating bagels and stuff on the couch. "See what happens? That kid ate a croissant and didn't clean up the crumbs! Look at all the scorpions you get when you eat in the living room!"
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Panfilo posted:I'm going to show this to my kids to discourage them from eating bagels and stuff on the couch. one gummy bear stuck in the couch, will attract scorpions from up to 10 miles away.
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