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Dads Dip Cup
Aug 13, 2009

Grimey Drawer

imagine the sound

wondering if it's like a "thwoop" or more of a "schlorp"

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Balldo pre-orderers: now is the time to prep your balls for Balldoing by putting them in a vice.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I'm disappointed the Balldo representative stopped posting in this thread

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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Tip posted:

I'm disappointed the Balldo representative stopped posting in this thread

Honestly, same. They should be here shitposting with the rest of us in the name of balldo

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Balldo reps are busy using their balldos. Duh.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



I assume this would do well amongst the coked out sex havers

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





Literally A Person posted:

Is there a legit backer of the balldo on these forums??? A true pioneer????

Yep. I am. I posted my receipt ages ago. When I get it, I’m posting a trip report thread where we can all post our Balldo trip reports.


I know burrito got one too. I think there was at least one or two more people.

Into The Mild fucked around with this message at 11:28 on Jun 6, 2021

Phony Horse
Oct 22, 2020


this almost looks like they filmed it in reverse. no way putting your balls in a butt would be that easy

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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Phony Horse posted:

this almost looks like they filmed it in reverse. no way putting your balls in a butt would be that easy

Its obviously a reversed gif, yes

Another givaway is how physics doesn't work in a way that would have them move like that

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Well, I guess they could move like that if they were metal and she had a big rear end magnet

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Phony Horse posted:

this almost looks like they filmed it in reverse. no way putting your balls in a butt would be that easy

the secret of the hooverbutthole is a skill taught only to a chosen few in the pornography industry :ssh:

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Also, you might note that "Hayoob" is, in fact, "Booyah" spelled backwards.

:nws:
For those who are new to the world wide web and/or SA, here's a super low-res clip with sound.
:nws:

Jolo
Jun 4, 2007

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Kirk Vikernes posted:

Also, you might note that "Hayoob" is, in fact, "Booyah" spelled backwards.

:nws:
For those who are new to the world wide web and/or SA, here's a super low-res clip with sound.
:nws:

wowzer, this makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

crispix posted:

the secret of the hooverbutthole is a skill taught only to a chosen few in the pornography industry :ssh:

Hoover butthole Trex chases bigass magnet lesbian Latina then BALLDO

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Into The Mild posted:

Yep. I am. I posted my receipt ages ago. When I get it, I’m posting a trip report thread where we can all post our Balldo trip reports.


I know burrito got one too. I think there was at least one or two more people.

:allears:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
we're the real balldoers

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
i'm no longer a human being
i'm a human balldoing

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Balldo or Balldon’t; there is no Balltry

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure
Someone buy me one I’ll post a vid of it in action

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Balldo Operator reporting for duty.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

nexous posted:

Someone buy me one I’ll post a vid of it in action

Make this a mod challenge, and I'll buy one for nexous.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Kirk Vikernes posted:

Make this a mod challenge, and I'll buy one for nexous.

First post

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
and my wallet!

(for :10bux: towards the winner)

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Booyah video is one of the first things I showed some college friends to determine if they were a degenerate like me. They were! A cherished memory of the internet

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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George H.W. oval office posted:

Booyah video is one of the first things I showed some college friends to determine if they were a degenerate like me. They were! A cherished memory of the internet

Just lol if you don't go straight for goatse on first dates.

Phony Horse
Oct 22, 2020

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice
Mods change name to "Jerrys artificially created scrotal appendage" tia

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Did you know your balls have the same amount of nerve endings as the woman's outer labia? The part of her genitals that is similarity not really involved during intercourse?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
"Artificially created scrotal appendage" is like some body horror poo poo. This makes me feel like there's bugs crawling on my skin.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Also,

Knormal posted:

Did you know your balls have the same amount of nerve endings as the woman's outer labia? The part of her genitals that is similarity not really involved during intercourse?

:lol:

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Knormal posted:

Did you know your balls have the same amount of nerve endings as the woman's outer labia? The part of her genitals that is similarity not really involved during intercourse?

God drat it Knormal, we are about to enter the second golden age of hilarious goon hospitalizations ITT, and you will NOT ruin this for me!

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Knormal posted:

Did you know your balls have the same amount of nerve endings as the woman's outer labia? The part of her genitals that is similarity not really involved during intercourse?

patenting Labiado.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Knormal posted:

Did you know your balls have the same amount of nerve endings as the woman's outer labia? The part of her genitals that is similarity not really involved during intercourse?

:eyepop:

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
cool that [as] let them use meatwad's likeness

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Prof. Crocodile posted:

God drat it Knormal, we are about to enter the second golden age of hilarious goon hospitalizations ITT, and you will NOT ruin this for me!

At hospital, lost testicat

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Oh Don Piano posted:

cool that [as] let them use meatwad's likeness

to be fair [as] probably got one of those 3 first run samples

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Knormal posted:

Did you know your balls have the same amount of nerve endings as the woman's outer labia? The part of her genitals that is similarity not really involved during intercourse?

You all think this guy is so great with his ability and desire to avoid the labia majora during coitus? Well when I make love to a woman, ALL parts of her genitalia are barely involved, in fact all parts of her barely have anything to do with the proceedings.

Literally A Person posted:

"Artificially created scrotal appendage" is like some body horror poo poo. This makes me feel like there's bugs crawling on my skin.

You have lice. Sea lice.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Balldo: The Testicles of Fate

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Jolo
Jun 4, 2007

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Prediction: Balldo provides such earth shattering ballgasms that men stop wanting to have sex any other way. We go extinct within a year.

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