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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/dril/status/1402000858057887747?s=21

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 https://twitter.com/Ben42157816/status/1402218182748917764?s=20

lol its not often you find a funny 3 replies deep, but this is the sort of error there's no coming back from.

* # ? Jun 8, 2021 12:36
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/awkwardfoxes/status/1402088012364845057?s=21

* # ? Jun 8, 2021 13:50
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/Raycevick/status/1402079358680899586

https://twitter.com/theserfstv/status/1401962254891773953

* # ? Jun 8, 2021 14:34
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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/Papapishu/status/1401667968128462850

:hmmyes:

* # ? Jun 8, 2021 17:55
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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

FMguru posted:

https://twitter.com/Papapishu/status/1401667968128462850

:hmmyes:

a lot of discount/"99 cent" stores carry trisonic and each product has a different saying on it

maybe just in nyc though: https://www.theawl.com/2016/06/enlightenment-for-less/

theflyingexecutive fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Jun 9, 2021

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/brotigupta/status/1402387400538550276?s=21

* # ? Jun 9, 2021 02:06
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/wapplehouse/status/1402405340205944844?s=21

* # ? Jun 9, 2021 02:17
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/wapplehouse/status/1402405340205944844?s=21

lmao

* # ? Jun 9, 2021 02:35
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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/brotigupta/status/1402387400538550276?s=21

...not a jon bois tweet ?

* # ? Jun 9, 2021 02:56
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1402361745830821893

* # ? Jun 9, 2021 04:05
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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/awkwardfoxes/status/1402088012364845057?s=21

when your character gets injured in any 90’s fps

* # ? Jun 9, 2021 04:14
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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
 https://twitter.com/univercurious/status/1402274534074503175?s=21

* # ? Jun 9, 2021 04:25
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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/wapplehouse/status/1402405340205944844?s=21
oh are we suddenly not suppose to steal out of work trucks. is that gauche now

* # ? Jun 9, 2021 06:20
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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



 you're only supposed to steal from your OWN job silly! it's not unlikely that those tools were owned by the worker, not their boss!

now go forth and only steal from bosses

* # ? Jun 9, 2021 06:23
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/sindarina/status/1402240890270330887

* # ? Jun 9, 2021 16:29
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1402643384490246147

* # ? Jun 9, 2021 16:56
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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 https://twitter.com/NonagonNonsense/status/1402769301271101441?s=20


loving hell JAVdottxt :prepop:

* # ? Jun 10, 2021 00:37
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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
 https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1402693756445417473

* # ? Jun 10, 2021 03:35
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
wow what a novel and insightful take.

* # ? Jun 10, 2021 04:08
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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007

mediaphage posted:

https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1402693756445417473

well i'm convinced

* # ? Jun 10, 2021 04:30
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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




 whitest guy on earth has opinions on the n-word

* # ? Jun 10, 2021 04:54
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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


 he's proof that some kids weren't bullied enough at school

* # ? Jun 10, 2021 08:38
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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

mediaphage posted:

https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1402693756445417473

someone get Samuel L Jackson to get face to face and tell him to say it like in that interview

* # ? Jun 10, 2021 10:56
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/MissAmyTobey/status/1402741114080161792

* # ? Jun 10, 2021 15:18
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/browtweaten/status/1402684121441316868?s=21

* # ? Jun 10, 2021 21:40
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/browtweaten/status/1402684121441316868?s=21

lmao

* # ? Jun 10, 2021 21:58
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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/browtweaten/status/1402684121441316868?s=21
lol

* # ? Jun 10, 2021 21:59
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/ctrlshifti/status/1403096007072645123

* # ? Jun 11, 2021 00:49
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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


 https://twitter.com/shockproofbeats/status/1403328381329055751?s=20

* # ? Jun 11, 2021 14:07
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duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


 https://twitter.com/computerfact/status/1402980928650088451

* # ? Jun 11, 2021 15:17
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/computerfact/status/1401713017662889985

* # ? Jun 11, 2021 15:55
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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
 https://twitter.com/JFrankensteiner/status/1403199582134284288

* # ? Jun 11, 2021 16:07
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Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine
https://twitter.com/mechanicvids/status/1403239786777747460?s=21

https://twitter.com/mechanicvids/status/1403256587502817281?s=21

* # ? Jun 12, 2021 04:01
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Analytic Engine posted:

https://twitter.com/mechanicvids/status/1403256587502817281?s=21

this is the future liberals want

* # ? Jun 12, 2021 04:04
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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
 https://twitter.com/_boomhauer/status/1403405220852297728?s=21

* # ? Jun 12, 2021 04:28
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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
outbreak of Youre Posting shuts down tv show production

https://twitter.com/people/status/1403550661283921922

* # ? Jun 12, 2021 06:30
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Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

FMguru posted:

outbreak of Youre Posting shuts down tv show production

https://twitter.com/people/status/1403550661283921922

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7pz7CqWTMs

* # ? Jun 12, 2021 06:45
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/avitalshtap/status/1302340726924218368?s=21

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/jeffgrubb/status/1011020593221681152?s=21

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