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Queen Victorian
Feb 21, 2018

The description on that last listing isn't the worst, thankfully, but I hate when the language is like "here's a pristine, perfectly preserved example of high design [old awesome style] for you to desecrate reimagine to match your basic bitch trash vision". Stop encouraging that poo poo, seriously!

In other news, husband and I went on a walk and met the new neighbor moving in around the corner. I'd checked this house out on Zillow and it's another Victorian like ours that had managed to hold onto most of its original interior detail, with especially cool inlay parquet floors in foyer, living room, and dining room (we only have the cool parquet poo poo in our foyer). New owner is a total bro and had a bunch of his bros helping him move in. We introduced ourselves and chatted a bit and the dude was psyched as gently caress to be living a totally dope Victorian. There is still hope.

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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "raw"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2-Race-Hill-Rd-Madison-CT-06443/89049803_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/175-E-Broadway-2A-New-York-NY-10002/2073572103_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/91-Amber-Lake-Rd-Livingston-Manor-NY-12758/32780900_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/123-Sawyer-St-UNIT-4-New-Bedford-MA-02746/87728062_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2408-Clement-Ave-Venice-CA-90291/20444753_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/306-Ground-Hog-College-Rd-West-Chester-PA-19382/303933034_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/29104-Johnson-Rd-Montgomery-Creek-CA-96065/15204677_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1555-Greenleaf-Canyon-Rd-Topanga-CA-90290/20549394_zpid/
too many dead things


bonus yurt


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/23-Sand-Dollar-Ln-Mashpee-MA-02649/55908306_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/300-E-64th-St-APT-18D-New-York-NY-10065/219688722_zpid/
RARE COLOR (in the Chairs used in staging photos at least)


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/437-D-St-APT-7B-Boston-MA-02210/59148149_zpid/ here for this all-stainless steel kitchen

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


Remember how Elliot from Mr Robot lived in a run-down apartment on a lovely, dirty block? This is 3 buildings down on that same block.

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

theflyingexecutive posted:

Remember how Elliot from Mr Robot lived in a run-down apartment on a lovely, dirty block? This is 3 buildings down on that same block.

I genuinely thought those photos were CG renders until I saw the giant random Brillo box.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

I really dig the commercial build. I'd get some commercial applicances if they wouldn't look so out of place in a "normal" kitchen.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
I had a coworker who lived in a house that had previously been converted into a coffee shop, and the kitchen was still all commercial appliances (no freezer though for some reason). It also had exit signs and an industrial paper towel dispenser in the bathroom.

Happiness Commando
Feb 1, 2002
$$ joy at gunpoint $$

What is the proper way to determine what my style is and how to decorate a new apartment? This will be the first time I've lived by myself and also simultaneously had disposable income.

Is it just find pictures of things I like, pick color palettes that I like, and then find pieces that evoke / match / whatever those things that I like? The current list of furniture I own is:
  • Mattress
  • Craigslist nightstand
  • Craigslist office desk

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Happiness Commando posted:

What is the proper way to determine what my style is and how to decorate a new apartment? This will be the first time I've lived by myself and also simultaneously had disposable income.

Is it just find pictures of things I like, pick color palettes that I like, and then find pieces that evoke / match / whatever those things that I like? The current list of furniture I own is:
  • Mattress
  • Craigslist nightstand
  • Craigslist office desk

I recommend going on various decor blogs and even reddit pages (as a mixed example of what is good and what is terrible) with apartment decor content. Pinterest is really good too, if you type in "apartment decor" it will pop up some defining adjectives as suggestions, you can see how the various styles come across aesthetically and get a good sense of the keywords that get you what you like.

Like so:

Also you're still sleeping on a mattress? I upgraded to a full mat, and I'm eyeing a grandmat at some point.

Brawnfire fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Jun 12, 2021

Happiness Commando
Feb 1, 2002
$$ joy at gunpoint $$

Brawnfire posted:

Also you're still sleeping on a mattress? I upgraded to a full mat, and I'm eyeing a grandmat at some point.

I have built my last three bedframes. The last one was a poorly designed shitshow that didnt work well and also wood is really expensive now. When I dismantled it to move all my stuff to my buddies house temporarily while I find my new place, I just gave it to him as wood scraps for projects. And again, disposable income and wanting a ~tasteful adult~ decor

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Happiness Commando posted:

What is the proper way to determine what my style is and how to decorate a new apartment? This will be the first time I've lived by myself and also simultaneously had disposable income.

Is it just find pictures of things I like, pick color palettes that I like, and then find pieces that evoke / match / whatever those things that I like? The current list of furniture I own is:
  • Mattress
  • Craigslist nightstand
  • Craigslist office desk

decide on a sofa first and then build around it

do you have a diagram of the apartment layout and size?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Happiness Commando posted:

I have built my last three bedframes. The last one was a poorly designed shitshow that didnt work well and also wood is really expensive now. When I dismantled it to move all my stuff to my buddies house temporarily while I find my new place, I just gave it to him as wood scraps for projects. And again, disposable income and wanting a ~tasteful adult~ decor

Oh sorry I was just making a weird joke about the word "mattress" for some reason

The rest was serious tho

lavaca
Jun 11, 2010

This is house is across the street from one of the more popular tourist attractions in BC so there has to be a good story here. I was going to go with "eccentric old person who's been collecting junk for the last 50 years" but the house is actually fairly new. I assume that means the explanation is more likely to be "rich family needed a place to stash an adult child with the mind of a 5-year-old".

Edit: I was half-right. The owner is the daughter of the former president of UBC and the University of Toronto but she seems to be an actual functional adult. https://www.surreynowleader.com/news/white-rock-waterfronts-fairy-tale-house-listed-for-4-million/

lavaca fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Jun 12, 2021

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "unlike anything else"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2445-River-Rd-New-Hope-PA-18938/9096483_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/59-Fox-Hill-Rd-Nahant-MA-01908/56947849_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/447-E-57th-St-New-York-NY-10022/31533026_zpid/ did I do this one yet, these fancy pants NYC condos blend together


all glory to ceiling butthole


gotta match wallpaper to upholstery


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/118-Douglass-St-1-Brooklyn-NY-11231/2071536100_zpid/ this is the prettiest shade of blue/green omg
wanna paint my whole apartment this color


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14314-Hale-Rd-Dade-City-FL-33523/46440387_zpid/ by Mark G. Hampton (1968)




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/941-Princeton-Dr-Marina-Del-Rey-CA-90292/20444942_zpid/ former residence of Kim Gordon



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/601-S-Windsor-Blvd-Los-Angeles-CA-90005/20775347_zpid/ by Hunt & Burns (1914)



an open bar in your bedroom is a must

as is an open bar in the basement

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
I must admit I'm kind of a sucker for a good matching wallpaper and fabric, although I don't love that one.

edit: I think it's because there's wallpaper on the ceiling, too.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




um excuse me posted:

I really dig the commercial build. I'd get some commercial applicances if they wouldn't look so out of place in a "normal" kitchen.

That's honestly not going to stop me if I ever buy a place. It's getting a commercial hood and a proper convection oven.

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


Liquid Communism posted:

That's honestly not going to stop me if I ever buy a place. It's getting a commercial hood and a proper convection oven.

Same, but Combi-oven.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I got a stainless steel shelf and prep tables for my kitchen and it's been amazing. I love stainless steel kitchen stuff from my years in commercial kitchens; beautiful, durable, flexible.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "facet"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/31-Chestnut-St-Boston-MA-02108/59174930_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/80-Old-Long-Ridge-Rd-Stamford-CT-06903/177199362_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/17727-Buckingham-Ct-Boca-Raton-FL-33496/46627189_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3662-Blue-Ridge-Gap-Rd-Clayton-GA-30525/2079404562_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1369-Londonderry-Pl-Los-Angeles-CA-90069/20798985_zpid/
I think nekkid lady painting is too pixelated to be nsfw but lmk if I need to link it


this is some supervillain lair poo poo

wait...what...why


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2401-Sullivan-Rd-Oxford-MI-48371/24331520_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/544-Lighthouse-Way-Sanibel-FL-33957/45475882_zpid/
~under da sea~



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/651-Honey-Hollow-Rd-Earlton-NY-12058/30506994_zpid/

I can smell the cigarette smoke from here



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18845-12th-Ave-N-Plymouth-MN-55447/1984282_zpid/



Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
More evidence that wealth either attracts or provokes insanity.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Give me the money first and I'll try to find enough crazy to match.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

cause of death: impaled by toilet paper roll holder

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Wealth promotes the ability to make decisions without thinking about them very much with small or no consequences.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

that's why I don't really begrudge or care about DWR or hive modern or whatever selling some insanely expensive furniture (like the 15k florence knoll sofa), the only people buying that poo poo are super rich, and I fully support grifting them as much as possible

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Youth Decay, if you haven't done "mural" or "custom mural" or something like that, you should. Bathroom mural? Kitchen mural?


ooh, good idea
VVVVVVVVVVVVVv

HelloIAmYourHeart fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Jun 15, 2021

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Erotic mural

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Youth Decay, if you haven't done "mural" or "custom mural" or something like that, you should. Bathroom mural? Kitchen mural?


ooh, good idea
VVVVVVVVVVVVVv
couple dead photos because it was eons ago, but yeah I can revisit the subject.
Fiddler Crab Federer needs to be seen by this thread too though

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "hand-carved"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/685-E-22nd-St-Brooklyn-NY-11210/30669335_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/88-E-Broad-St-Newnan-GA-30263/14417564_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/50-Devonshire-Dr-Oak-Brook-IL-60523/4493627_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11324-Fitzwater-Rd-Brecksville-OH-44141/33620158_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/593-Groen-Ct-Schaumburg-IL-60193/3426602_zpid/ by Clare Hinkley (1939)




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8040-N-Saint-Joseph-Rd-Evansville-IN-47720/112580122_zpid/ was honestly expecting more dead animal parts

those had better be fake

hey did someone say mural


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/134-5th-Ave-Montgomery-WV-25136/22437141_zpid/ Cheap Foursquare in a Dying West Virginia Town

this house would look spectacular if it was properly photographed, come on realtors you can do better than this




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/270-Exchange-St-Millis-MA-02054/2075166479_zpid/ by Frank W. Weston (1887)


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1830-Balmoral-Dr-Detroit-MI-48203/88571536_zpid/ French Gothic Revival mansion by Alvin E. Harley (1922)

what is this? I see two ovens but what are all the controls for?


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/139-S-Grove-Ave-Oak-Park-IL-60302/3804800_zpid/ the John Seaman House by Fidelke & Ellis (1894)



jabadoo
Aug 10, 2004

Youth Decay posted:



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1830-Balmoral-Dr-Detroit-MI-48203/88571536_zpid/ French Gothic Revival mansion by Alvin E. Harley (1922)
what is this? I see two ovens but what are all the controls for?




I think they're nutone pull down record players, along with a tuner and probably amplifiers? some sort of early distributed home audio system, maybe with some intercom action thrown in.


edit : https://www.automaticwasher.org/cgi-bin/TD/TD-VIEWTHREAD.cgi?57755
pretty cool!

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

jabadoo posted:

I think they're nutone pull down record players, along with a tuner and probably amplifiers? some sort of early distributed home audio system, maybe with some intercom action thrown in.


edit : https://www.automaticwasher.org/cgi-bin/TD/TD-VIEWTHREAD.cgi?57755
pretty cool!

oh lol, I was wondering why there were "ovens" in a den but that explains it! My grandparents' 60s house has a fancy intercom system but nothing with that many controls.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "mural"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2525-Deodar-Cir-Pasadena-CA-91107/20876965_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/120-Ralph-Mcgill-Blvd-NE-APT-1104-Atlanta-GA-30308/2070818568_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/115-Logan-St-SE-7-Grand-Rapids-MI-49503/2098413572_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/100-Jefferson-Ave-APT-10012-Miami-Beach-FL-33139/43907752_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5221-E-Crystal-Springs-Rd-Yucca-AZ-86438/104062262_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2332-S-Michigan-Ave-APT-408-Chicago-IL-60616/2138696280_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1103-E-2nd-St-Austin-TX-78702/29384261_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1301-N-Astor-St-2-Chicago-IL-60610/2091085396_zpid/

someone knew EXACTLY what they were doing when they installed this marble


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2225-Lakebay-Rd-Vass-NC-28394/2078326659_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4491-Chatham-Rd-Springfield-IL-62711/2071156579_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9100-Marsac-Ave-1001-Park-City-UT-84060/92570616_zpid/ GTRTS SLCOMEONWG EAV AVIN THEWO TO THE ID TH S ALL MEN ONT INK O


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/423-W-San-Francisco-St-APT-4-Santa-Fe-NM-87501/2071628397_zpid/ nightmare mural by Andy Burns

imagine this being your view through your living room window


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/260-W-Broadway-New-York-NY-10013/118327345_zpid/ Huge TriBeCa loft with an original Keith Haring


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/15206-N-Maple-Dr-Fountain-Hills-AZ-85268/7869791_zpid/ it's...beautiful

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Love the diver octopus mural. Very urban art feeling, goes well with the contemporary theming of that particular house.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Omg why does that tree have a sharp like between day/night on the right instead of using the tree as a divider? Or putting a sunrise/sunset in the middle?

I'm going to paint a janky galaxy on my classroom wall this week.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Youth Decay posted:



someone knew EXACTLY what they were doing when they installed this marble



:eyepop: 100% certain they would need to mosaic this in japan

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

why are there so many industrial strength dildos on the shower wall

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


This house reminds me of going to the Renaissance fair with my dad when I was ten. I can't not like it, even though it's silly as hell.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Youth Decay posted:

The Zillow search term of the day is "mural"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/260-W-Broadway-New-York-NY-10013/118327345_zpid/ Huge TriBeCa loft with an original Keith Haring


An original Haring wall mural in your living room is some baller rear end poo poo, my god. I love how they had it on the market 6 months ago for half the price and couldn't sell it.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I've always wanted at least one diamond-pane window. They're so classy.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "pent room". The top-most room of ungodly expensive San Francisco townhouse-mansions.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2850-Steiner-St-San-Francisco-CA-94123/15072416_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2232-Bush-St-San-Francisco-CA-94115/241583460_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/547-Missouri-St-San-Francisco-CA-94107/15150799_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3259-61-Clay-St-San-Francisco-CA-94115/2070243424_zpid/
just gonna sit these two Chairs to the side here for no reason



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3625-Jackson-St-San-Francisco-CA-94118/15081544_zpid/ by Edward Eyestone Young (1922)




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2660-Scott-St-San-Francisco-CA-94123/15072504_zpid/ by Albert Farr (1908)




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/17-Presidio-Ter-San-Francisco-CA-94118/15089430_zpid/ by Andrew Skurman and Ken Fulk (2010)






peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Those all look so reasonable compared to the 6000 sqft midwest mansions.

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gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

I'm not going to spoil this one, it has to be experienced. Make sure to read the full description.

https://www.redfin.com/CO/Colorado-Springs/4525-Churchill-Ct-80906/home/34515765

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