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monkeytennis posted:Can one get a promotion from the dick cleaning factory to the dick sucking factory? Make sure a manager sees your oral dick cleaning skills. Really get in there. Dock your tongue into the foreskin and slurp that smegma.
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Whelp, I'll never click this thread while eating breakfast again
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Jun 11, 2021 19:04
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AlbieQuirky posted:They’re paid in tips lol
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Kirk Vikernes posted:shlurp that shmeeg.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:How many dicks per day do you think a professional dick cleaner cleans? How many dicks could a dick cleaner clean, if a dick cleaner could clean dicks? I could clean it with a stick I could clean it with a rod I could clean it with 1,000 Q-tips Oh god
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Do you start at the bottom and work your way to the tip in this career?
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OwlFancier posted:I guess I just feel like specifying you want straight pegging makes me wonder what gay pegging is. i would assume this person is bigoted/ignorant with respect to trans people and they don't want to be pegged by a trans girl because somehow that is "gay"???
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Heath posted:Whelp, I'll never click this thread while eating breakfast again 
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smegma backwards is "a.m. gems"
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china bot posted:smegma backwards is "a.m. gems" Really makes you think
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I really want to know if dick cleaner is like all they do all day or if it’s just an occasional aspect of their job.
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They probably take a lunch break as well
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I really want to know if dick cleaner is like all they do all day or if it’s just an occasional aspect of their job. It likely has to do with surgery prep. She probably works as a nurse for a vasectomy doctor or something
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I really want to know if dick cleaner is like all they do all day or if it’s just an occasional aspect of their job. I get my teeth cleaned a couple times a year even though I brush every day. Am I supposed to be making appointments for dick cleaning?
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Why would I do that when Enrique is only one bell ring away?
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Lmao ew, imagine if that's what "dick appointment" actually meant Aw gently caress, for the average unwashed straight man, it IS what that means I'm dick-cheesed off with this thread and where it led my train of thought
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:How many dicks per day do you think a professional dick cleaner cleans? I mean, I’ve spent two days on one really dirty one.
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:It likely has to do with surgery prep. She probably works as a nurse for a vasectomy doctor or something They don’t clean your unit when you go for the snip, they just make sure you’ve shaved enough of your pubes off to do the job.
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monkeytennis posted:They don’t clean your unit when you go for the snip, they just make sure you’ve shaved enough of your pubes off to do the job. When I had my appendix out they just shaved a chunk out of me and it was very itchy. Almost as bad as the feeling that my guts were falling out.
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china bot posted:smegma backwards is "a.m. gems" illuminati confirmed???
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Since you guys were talking about peggy hill peggin. Have this https://youtu.be/T1pKOYlZF-o
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LifeSunDeath posted:mans arm got brutally broken in this ufc fight tonight, the fight was way worse cause the ref wouldn't stop it but it was clear his arm was broken and it just kept going on and on for way too long.   Bet the fight would've ended IMMEDIATELY if Craig McCracker got an obviously broken arm.
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Ah yes. The Ulna Fracturing Championship.
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LifeSunDeath posted:mans arm got brutally broken in this ufc fight tonight, the fight was way worse cause the ref wouldn't stop it but it was clear his arm was broken and it just kept going on and on for way too long. That was bloody brutal. I enjoy the BKFC and that made be cringe.
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OwlFancier posted:burger king fight club? Na thats me at lunch. Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjFZAQvIg7w Only bested by Streetbeefs in AUG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmwpM1PpcbU
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LifeSunDeath posted:mans arm got brutally broken in this ufc fight tonight, the fight was way worse cause the ref wouldn't stop it but it was clear his arm was broken and it just kept going on and on for way too long. Couldn't the dude surrender when his arm got broken?
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Paladinus posted:Couldn't the dude surrender when his arm got broken? You really gotta watch why. He was in a hold and getting belted with punched, meanwhile the ref can see the arm flopping around from literally a metre away and did nothing.
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Paladinus posted:Couldn't the dude surrender when his arm got broken? you'd have to see it, it's hard to describe. but his noodle arm was caught in the legs of the other guy, he was trying to tap but the ref didn't notice, and the other guy knew he'd broken the guy's arm but also wouldn't stop attacking him until the ref stopped the fight. it was gross. e, somehow the ref didn't notice this, and let the fight go on for like 10 more seconds with him stuck like this.  Can't find a good video rn but this one plays stills of the fight sequence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6A_2Su8xcI LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 14:24 on Jun 13, 2021 |
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That is loving brutal, I'd have puked in his face, passed out, and probably willed myself to die but I'm no champion fighter
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UFC continues to be awkward ugly and gross and always has been. Seems to be only a tiny fraction of fighters who do not beat their spouses let alone end up murdering someone over something extremely petty. What I am saying is this is primo grade murrica and I am sure we are on the slow track back to blood sport. Some content, my sister sent me this. Apparently when she got closer he had a braided ponytail. 
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Heath posted:God bless you if you've never seen a Boomer in a Slingshot I saw one upside down on the interstate last weekend, not sure where the boomer was
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Heath posted:God bless you if you've never seen a Boomer in a Slingshot Boomer + Slingshot + Truck Nutz 
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Heath posted:Boomer in a Slingshot It's seriooooooooooooous 🎶
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