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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Caesar Saladin posted:

why are there so many porn dudes that are bald? What is it about being bald that makes you able to bone with such efficiency on demand?

Anabolic steroids.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Caesar Saladin posted:

why are there so many porn dudes that are bald? What is it about being bald that makes you able to bone with such efficiency on demand?

Head hair is connected to your penus muscle so when you have hair it pulls the penid into your body and makes it smaller and harder to use when you shave your head it "releases" the pekis like a spring

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


most overplayed porn caricature is the heavily-gel'd spiky-haired scrawny guy. usually wearing a big silver chain. keeps black socks on the whole time.

scene is always on a sagging couch with a dead houseplant next to it. overall room decor screams "babushka"

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Big rear end Latina teen chased by lesbian loving TREX on hoverboard then hosed by heavily-gel'd spiky-haired scrawny guy wearing a big silver chain keeps black socks on the whole time on a sagging couch with a dead houseplant next to it and décor screams "babushka"

VIEWS: 4,840,784,402

Smik
Mar 18, 2014

Shouldn't Derpies have weighed in on this by now?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Smik posted:

Shouldn't Derpies have weighed in on this by now?

No he doesn't watch porn or think about sex when he tugs his mind is just a blank

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

No he doesn't watch porn or think about sex when he tugs his mind is just a blank

Wow, a real zen master. Pretty cool.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Smik posted:

Shouldn't Derpies have weighed in on this by now?

Sorry had a busy weekend.

As an idiot that willingly moved to Utah where they invented “Bubble Porn” all I can say is the Puritan nature of the USA in particular is probably more damaging than PornHub.

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
you are born into this world with emotions meant to engage actual people in relationships,
but in the modern world your emotions are functionally tools to interact with media.

think of all the loss love and suffering you've experienced vicariously in all the videogames and shows you've watched.
what effect do you think this would have? to be so emotionally confused and overstimulated?

anhedonia?, right? but they would rather blame it on something they call depression so they can prescribe an insane amount of the population pills.
seriously, over 22 percent of white women are taking ssris in america, do you thinkthat represents anything close to the reality of people with depression?


porn is even more sinister, as it robs sexuality of its affection. a woman who willingly and purposefully gives you sexual arousal is what is being tricked out of your monkey brain.
their is no giving in porn, it is a product being marketed and sold, it is as cold as the seafood department in a grocery store.

men can feel this hollowness even if they can't detect what it exactly is, which leads them searching for actual affection in maladaptive ways.
step-sister/brother porn, and sexually desiring children are obvious. and if you doubt me on that last part, child sexual abuse has been skyrocketing lately.

in conclusion, ban porn, movies, books tia

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Scald posted:

I once spit a big load of spit into my girlfriends mouth while we were kissing, and she asked me if I'd seen it in a porn and she did not seem impressed.

That's my porn story.

Why the gently caress would you do that?

Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 26 years!

Who What Now posted:

Why the gently caress would you do that?

It wasn't like violent. I mean spit as in I accumulated a buncha spit, and then swapped it into her mouth sorta like you would if you were passing back a load of cum.

as to why, I saw some Japanese girls do it, and I guess I thought it was hot?

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


Caesar Saladin posted:

why are there so many porn dudes that are bald? What is it about being bald that makes you able to bone with such efficiency on demand?

no male pornstar is gonna go anywhere near a hair loss prevention regiment that fucks with hormones

when you're source of income is about the size of your dick, quality of your boner, and how long you can keep it hard on camera before nutting, you're not gonna gently caress with finasteride

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I change my mind porn is cancer that must be excised so that I don't have to live in a world where someone could just slip me a fat slimey loogie unannounced while making out

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


runnypoops posted:

My penis is leaking

this is cool. i like this

Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 26 years!

Who What Now posted:

I change my mind porn is cancer that must be excised so that I don't have to live in a world where someone could just slip me a fat slimey loogie unannounced while making out

I also vomited in a girls mouth while kissing her once. Different girl.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

No he doesn't watch porn or think about sex when he tugs his mind is just a blank

You could say that about his posting too.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Tom Gorman posted:

I probably wrote like 20,000 of them so after a certain point it just becomes stream of consciousness

I'm sure an AI writes all the titles now based on some algorithm so it is a forgotten art

did you write for the hun?
if so youre a legend.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Caesar Saladin posted:

why are there so many porn dudes that are bald? What is it about being bald that makes you able to bone with such efficiency on demand?

Lack of wind resistance

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Oh nothing just being regular horny and watching regular gore videos. Like a regular person.

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





Ok. I fully agree with Spins on her points that there’s violent porn and you can’t just ignore it, it exists and it can be impressionable.

There was another poster (sorry I forgot who) who made the same argument that sex work can be the same. That there’s people who want to do sex work because they like it, and those that are forced to do it.

You can’t ignore the bad stuff just because there’s good stuff.

People often wonder why I’m pro-legalisation of sex work, pro legalisation of some soft drugs and decriminalisation of the rest. And why I’m increasingly pro-legalisation of a pornography industry.

Let’s take pornography first.

It’s going to be IMPOSSIBLE to filter pornography online in its current iteration. There was some energy to push all porn to the .xxx domain but that seemed to fizzle out. Im actually in support of it. But I also want the credit card companies to stop being assholes and allow payments on pornography websites. It’s a two way street. If they move to the .xxx domain, then they can have payment systems. I won’t get into how the porn websites do payment systems right now. It’s very interesting, but I’m a software engineer who specialises in building payment gateways. So yeah.

So why the xxx domain? Because it makes the internet WAY easier to filter!

The issue I have is there’s no current way to rate the internet, we cannot filter the really healthy sexual content from the unhealthy sexual content. So when kids go to a tube site, they get EVERYTHING… all mixed together. It’s a lot for a kid. I was of the generation that found porn in places, like a playboy, or a vhs tape. That stuff was super tame compared to what’s available now.

Kids are going to want to watch people gently caress…. Allow them to see healthy sex education stuff… don’t be prudish with drawings and poo poo… show naked people, it’s education not pornography.

That’s my way to solve what I believe to be the two largest issues.

1. We need to find a way to gate access to content that is for adults
2. We need to show kids what normal sex is like first. Before we let them see the more hardcore scat pornography

I find the issue with our societies is that when it comes to drugs or sex. We chose to close our eyes and pretend it doesn’t exist. That’s just super harmful.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Cool that you want to protect kids or whatever but the lid is pretty much off of that can of worms.

Porn will always be compelling and it will always exist.

The best thing anyone can probably do is actually talk about the varied effects a lifetime of pornographic consumption may have. That way people can choose whats best for themselves and theres actually a body of experience for others to draw from that hasnt been tainted by extremists on either side.

I guess my point is also that free and unrestricted access to unlimited recorded sex can be a problem for adults just as well. Pretty sure it ruined Chris Rocks marriage.

Poohs Packin fucked around with this message at 11:38 on Jun 14, 2021

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





Poohs Packin posted:

I guess my point is also that free and unrestricted access to unlimited recorded sex can be a problem for adults just as well. Pretty sure it ruined Chris Rocks marriage.

It can...

So in response to the whole bullshit from the mods about "tugging" posts.. I was going to make a "no-tugging" thread.. where I looked at the NoFap community as some kind of way of discussing tugging without doing it. Then I kept reading... and reading... and realizing that there's a lot of pain in that community, and it wouldn't be right to use it, just to piss off some mods.

That said, what I have learned is that sure there are people with pornography addictions, that r/NoFap is insane, and that r/pornfree is the better alternative.

Whats crazy, is that on r/NoFap there's threads from people who are saying they are 12-14 years old, and have masturbated for the first time, and are upset they did it.. asking if it will ruin their chances meeting girls... Then in the replies you see people who identify as much older, asking them to DM' them so they can tell them when and how they masturbated each time they do it.. as some kind of "accountability" partner... but I think it's just a bunch of pedos...

Then you've got your r/NoFap "I HAVENT MASTURBATED IN 2 YEARS AND I AM A LEVEL 300 SILVERBACK GORILLA WITH MAGICAL POWERS AND MIND CONTROL, AND WOMEN THROW THEMSELVES AT MY FEET BECAUSE OF ALL THE SEMEN RETENTION!!!!"

So yeah... it can be a problem for adults.. but so can everything.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
My favorite part is when the woman reveals her breasts and her partner's head becomes a giant steam whistle

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Scald posted:

I also vomited in a girls mouth while kissing her once. Different girl.

Weird flex about playing baby bird with ur so but ok

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Who What Now posted:

My favorite part is when the woman reveals her breasts and her partner's head becomes a giant steam whistle

This but the partner's penis head

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Tom Gorman posted:

About a decade ago I had a job writing titles for porn clips. More of just a side thing I did for extra money.

The jist of it was you'd get 3-4 thumbnail images and a keyword that you have to use in the title, and you'd extrapolate from the thumbnails and come up with something. You get paid per title, and it was like 15 cents so there was incentive to just crush out as many garbled but readable sentences as possible in an hour.

It was kinda like a game show

*pictures pop up*

Your keyword is.......BALLS

*20 seconds on the clock*

So THAT is why porn video titles don't really have anything in common with what's on the video. You didn't happen to see a hoverboard or a t-rex in your thumbnails?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
When he kissin her super soft and sensual and spanking her with a spiky paddle so hard it scooting the couch.. :aaaaa:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
that weird hopelessness at the heart of lust

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
I’ve always wondered: How does the industry stay afloat? Like who is actually paying for porn?

I get it if you have some kind of insanely niche combo fetish that’s not on tubes or torrents, or if you want a custom clip made where the girl says your name/reads a script like some kind of smut Cameo, but beyond that, I can no more imagine paying for jerking material than I could imagine paying for air - it’s all around us, good luck trying to put a meter on it.

The only hypothesis I can think of is it must be like F2P games, where a surprisingly tiny number of people spend money, but those who do spend a ton. In F2P they’re literally called whales. In porn, simps.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
The live videos is where all the money is being made. They take a percentage out of the tips people give, and they give a LOT of tips. The porn hosting is just to get you to the site and notice they have live boobs.

I don't know if there are any honest to god "Here is Maxiboobs video set for $5" sites anymore. Mostly side hustles, if anything.

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006

bloodysabbath posted:

I’ve always wondered: How does the industry stay afloat? Like who is actually paying for porn?

I get it if you have some kind of insanely niche combo fetish that’s not on tubes or torrents, or if you want a custom clip made where the girl says your name/reads a script like some kind of smut Cameo, but beyond that, I can no more imagine paying for jerking material than I could imagine paying for air - it’s all around us, good luck trying to put a meter on it.

The only hypothesis I can think of is it must be like F2P games, where a surprisingly tiny number of people spend money, but those who do spend a ton. In F2P they’re literally called whales. In porn, simps.

They're selling your data. They could still stay afloat without that, there are enough idiots who pay for porn.

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006
Some day soon, porn and social media will merge. no one will survive lmao

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

bloodysabbath posted:

I’ve always wondered: How does the industry stay afloat? Like who is actually paying for porn?

I get it if you have some kind of insanely niche combo fetish that’s not on tubes or torrents, or if you want a custom clip made where the girl says your name/reads a script like some kind of smut Cameo, but beyond that, I can no more imagine paying for jerking material than I could imagine paying for air - it’s all around us, good luck trying to put a meter on it.

The only hypothesis I can think of is it must be like F2P games, where a surprisingly tiny number of people spend money, but those who do spend a ton. In F2P they’re literally called whales. In porn, simps.

when i was a tech support monkey for a cable company back in early 2000's i would get at least one dude every week who had poo poo loads of charges for pay per view porn, every month would be someone who would purchase 300+ dollars worth of material and was behind on payments

horny can really be a crippling addiction

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Pajser posted:

Some day soon, porn and social media will merge. no one will survive lmao

soon television and the internet will be replaced by one thing, worse than both.

I was friends with a porn star but fell out of touch with since I got married. Amai Liu. She's really cool and she has managed her money really well. Most girls go in for a few years in their youth to shoot with studios and then after they've made the rounds will go on to other things. Amai is basically a landlord now but had been managing a few clip stores and made a good stream from creating custom videos. I'm in a few. It was unpaid but I had fun. She told me a few horror stories. Would you believe that the guys who run facialabuse dot com are loving jerks or that Max Hardcore fired and stole from his own mother?? I would.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

did some mafucker really come in here asking for sincere opinions about pornography, then got mad about it?

hahahahahahahaha

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

GolfHole posted:

did some mafucker really come in here asking for sincere opinions about pornography, then got mad about it?

hahahahahahahaha

I just noticed this is a sneakysniper79 thread. he's consistently the worst

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i like sex!!!!!!!! :heysexy:

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


bloodysabbath posted:

I’ve always wondered: How does the industry stay afloat? Like who is actually paying for porn?

I get it if you have some kind of insanely niche combo fetish that’s not on tubes or torrents, or if you want a custom clip made where the girl says your name/reads a script like some kind of smut Cameo, but beyond that, I can no more imagine paying for jerking material than I could imagine paying for air - it’s all around us, good luck trying to put a meter on it.

The only hypothesis I can think of is it must be like F2P games, where a surprisingly tiny number of people spend money, but those who do spend a ton. In F2P they’re literally called whales. In porn, simps.

I have a subscription to two different pay sites. Both fairly mainstream (or rather, both have a bunch of different series/channels so you can easily keep clear of the weirder stuff), and the total cost for both is less than I pay for HBOMax and Netflix. I feel the same way about the porn subscription that I feel about my subscriptions to the NYTimes and the Washington Post: I can easily afford the subscriptions, people did honest work creating the content, so it makes sense to pay to support those endeavors. Also, I don't have to worry if some clip I've opened is actually revenge porn or something leaked without the consent of everyone involved. (Oh yeah, and I also don't have to see the weird ads that are all over the various tube sites.)

Philthy posted:

The live videos is where all the money is being made. They take a percentage out of the tips people give, and they give a LOT of tips. The porn hosting is just to get you to the site and notice they have live boobs.

Yeah, the cam sites are too much for me. It's all the parasocial weirdness of Twitch, only with a(n even) grosser chat.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



crispix posted:

i like sex!!!!!!!! :heysexy:

asl?

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