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Dare even came back recently. Jeff will probably be in the green by next monkeu season.
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guh seems to be a "real" thing, so either it's an ironic ad for a real bitcoin or genuine
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Vivian Darkbloom posted:
Zamujasa looked into it a little while ago and the way it works is pretty great: Zamujasa posted:i looked into this in the gray thread ( is it an obvious scam, incredibly stupid, or both? it's impossible to tell! 
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Ok but what about drying strawberries and epoxying your ports?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Jun 14, 2021 04:37
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Boxturret posted:guh seems to be a "real" thing, so either it's an ironic ad for a real bitcoin or genuine oh yeah guh is absolutely real (real stupid). the whole "number go up, money go down" makes me think its ironic tho
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Jun 14, 2021 05:44
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what even is irony in 2021?
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Zamujasa posted:oh yeah guh is absolutely real (real stupid). the whole "number go up, money go down" makes me think its ironic tho but apparently that's how it works?
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Jun 14, 2021 06:13
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i dont see how reducing the amount everyone owns would lead to an equivalent increase in value though
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Jun 14, 2021 06:57
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ymgve posted:i dont see how reducing the amount everyone owns would lead to an equivalent increase in value though look all they need is _one_ musk tweet
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ymgve posted:i dont see how reducing the amount everyone owns would lead to an equivalent increase in value though it's simple, there are 100 guhcoins worth a total of $1000, so each on is worth $10. you say that now 1 guhcoin is equal to .5 guhcoins and therefore each guhcoin is worth $20, so a number went up therefore good guh
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they're just changing the units to make the numbers look different, it's like when that one chinese exchange was starting to catch the governments attention for their high transaction volume so they came up with the brilliant idea of moving the decimals over a bit and pretend they were dealing with pennies
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but it all hinges on everyone agreeing that price is measured as a fraction of the market cap, and that the latter magically stays constant though the number of units go down it would make more «sense» (from a scam perspective) to have something where the number of coins you own go up, then hope the price doesn’t react quickly enough
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I know I've said this before, but all the wailing and gnashing of teeth about quantum computing makes me imagine a bunch of stiff old men in lab jackets sitting around an IBM sub basement deciding whose crypto they were going to steal today.
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ymgve posted:but it all hinges on everyone agreeing that price is measured as a fraction of the market cap, and that the latter magically stays constant though the number of units go down i imagine smart contracts make this extra stupid somehow, possibly because your naive trading site queries the smart contract to determine how many coins (user) owns and how many coins there are total (because, remember, market cap is a very important number to these people) and then Math Happens smart contracts seem like something absolutely ripe for novel scams but i guess the problem is you have to inflate their value before they're really useful
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I mean if you say it's a pump it's still a pump right? 
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I buy my crypto on the dump when I say you pump we pump
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I was expecting that to be a blatant hoodwink, but apparently they never actually told the suckers which coin to buy, so no harm no foul?
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KnifeWrench posted:I was expecting that to be a blatant hoodwink, but apparently they never actually told the suckers which coin to buy, so no harm no foul? You know if anyone was paying attention they would've assumed a coin themselves
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don't think this has been posted: what if dns but it's crypto!? https://unstoppabledomains.com/ hmm ok looks like a regular registrar...  ok kinda vague...   ah lol ok that's why: 
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so it's just a url shortener but for 1HitLerDidNothingWrongggggghJewfv, cool
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Boxturret posted:so it's just a url shortener but for 1HitLerDidNothingWrongggggghJewfv, cool But made by the modern-day monster. 
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Boxturret posted:so it's just a url shortener but for 1HitLerDidNothingWrongggggghJewfv, cool it's not even that as i understand it. they've literally established their own DNS roots separate from ICANN and are issuing domains under them using crypto or some poo poo. essentially useless for anyone on the whole internet. i love how this bit from their website glosses over things: 
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a url shortener except that the shortened url doesn't work
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well it would work if fully hosed your poo poo up enough to force their alternate roots, then it would work. however then they'd also be resolving every other single TLD so your google.com would probably become a Moroccan gambling site?
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This has to have been designed to prevent law enforcement from sinkholing botnet domains with the assumption the FBI won't just kick in the door on unstoppabledomains.com itself.
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i get the feeling they're going to push a client-side component to make the split-root thing work (only way they can resolve their bs non-domains without breaking the rest of the internet). i guess that's why it's being cross-promoted with that shite Brave browser. honestly that kind of DNS mangling is rife for exploitation and bypasses a lot of rebind attack protections.
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Gazpacho posted:
duh, how do you think hyperbitcoinziation works?
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Boxturret posted:it's simple, there are 100 guhcoins worth a total of $1000, so each on is worth $10. you say that now 1 guhcoin is equal to .5 guhcoins and therefore each guhcoin is worth $20, so a number went up therefore good remember when bitcoiners were talking about how since there's only ever 21 million bitcoins then that means the sum total value of every single speck of matter in the entire universe is 21 million bitcoins, so really the value of one bitcoin is unimaginably huge? i assume it works like that
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Boxturret posted:so it's just a url shortener but for 1HitLerDidNothingWrongggggghJewfv, cool this would be funny if it were a joke, unfortunately though here is the issue Brave's founder put on git that got neonazi wiki infogalactic added to the list of built-in search engines alongside google, bing etc https://github.com/brave/browser-laptop/issues/5475 people noticed ~2 years later and it finally got pulled
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text editor posted:this would be funny if it were a joke, unfortunately though here is the issue Brave's founder put on git that got neonazi wiki infogalactic added to the list of built-in search engines alongside google, bing etc i'm not really sure why anyone would care that the nazi browser has a nazi search engine, let alone remove it 2 years later
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