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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > cinema/tevleviosion proposal
 
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Prurient Squid

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An old woman is watching television in her own residence. And she's watching something on television where some guys are trying to prise an eneormous crab out of a hole in the ground and she says something but it's not clear. This is as far as I got?

* # ? Jun 12, 2021 15:54
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 10:48
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 what colour is the crab. RED?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Jun 12, 2021 19:15
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Prurient Squid

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It's a red crab, yes.

* # ? Jun 12, 2021 19:29
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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
what is the crab's motivation?

* # ? Jun 12, 2021 20:28
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Manifisto


 she whispers slightly more loudly: "crabtime is nearly over but holetime has just begun, better put the kettle on"


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Jun 12, 2021 21:47
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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Manifisto posted:

she whispers slightly more loudly: "crabtime is nearly over but holetime has just begun, better put the kettle on"
* # ? Jun 12, 2021 22:13
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Prurient Squid

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You see what we got here is a giant red crab and if you inspect all kind of mandibles here it's top quality crab. This really is an upper tier crab.

* # ? Jun 13, 2021 12:47
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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
a sea pig trotting around the beach, camera pulls back to reveal his tracks spell out "some crab"

* # ? Jun 13, 2021 14:17
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Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

a sea pig trotting around the beach, camera pulls back to reveal his tracks spell out "some crab"


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Jun 13, 2021 14:18
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Prurient Squid

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Luvcow posted:

what is the crab's motivation?

Nutrients from out of the sea.

* # ? Jun 13, 2021 17:41
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Luvcow posted:

a sea pig trotting around the beach, camera pulls back to reveal his tracks spell out "some crab"
* # ? Jun 13, 2021 17:55
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Prurient Squid

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And the old woman opens up a door in her house and it's got all kind of preserved specimens in formaldeyhe up in these jars and they're all just crabs, different kinds of crabs and diagrams showing all the anatomy and pieces of crab. And she's got a gilnt in her eye. Once my collection is complete we can begin the process.

* # ? Jun 14, 2021 11:03
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Ventral EggSac

 the people on tv are pressing the crab harder than you would think you should on the underside, the host says this crab has a bit of a soggy bottom

* # ? Jun 14, 2021 14:46
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 10:48
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Escape From Noise

 I'm intrigued by this..."tevleviosion", you called it? Tell me more!

* # ? Jun 14, 2021 14:48
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