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Such Fun posted:By all means stop posting. But reducing a conversation like this is cheap as gently caress or how about you post content instead https://twitter.com/AP_Oddities/status/1402615232657305604
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Cartoon Man posted:
Love that the conclusion of surviving sperm is that we can reproduce on Mars. That’s all it takes to make babby, right? Just nut in the red dust
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I'm obviously not reading a Daily Star article to find out, but is the implication that sperm can survive without any protective vessel in space, or did scientists previously believe that testicles shrivelled up and died the moment a testicle-haver left earth's orbit ? e: did they do experiments that involved dressing spunk up in tiny little EVA suits, and sending it out into space ?
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Lady Disdain posted:I'm obviously not reading a Daily Star article to find out, but is the implication that sperm can survive without any protective vessel in space, or did scientists previously believe that testicles shrivelled up and died the moment a testicle-haver left earth's orbit ? I too did not read the actual article. But sperm already survives very poorly outside the body here on earth. I can’t imagine a glob of jizz living its best life in the vacuum of space
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So much for my dream of giant jizz cannons firing loads into space to help our colonists 
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Yeah, that's why I was wondering. I've not heard anything about astronauts returning to earth with testes the size of hundreds & thousands, but I've not been paying particular attention.
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it's about how mouse semen that was taken into space and frozen and exposed to extra-planetary radiation without the protection of an atmosphere was still able to impregnate a female mouse back on earth after 5 years.
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Lady Disdain posted:I'm obviously not reading a Daily Star article to find out, but is the implication that sperm can survive without any protective vessel in space, or did scientists previously believe that testicles shrivelled up and died the moment a testicle-haver left earth's orbit ? I think the same story appeared earlier in thread. They took a population of mice's jizz, put them in glass storage vessels and froze them. Some stayed on earth, others went into space. The worry was the radiation from Being In Space would damage the sperm DNA, but it turns out the effect was minimal, and the jizz returned from space produced healthy mice. quote:Despite the exciting breakthrough, there are still many questions on how it would be possible for humans to have sex in the planet's micro-gravity. For example: when you nut, does it push you backwards?
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StillFullyTerrible posted:it's about how mouse semen that was taken into space and frozen and exposed to extra-planetary radiation without the protection of an atmosphere was still able to impregnate a female mouse back on earth after 5 years.
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StillFullyTerrible posted:edit: also by that logic you should get probated for using that slur, because being gay doesn't make it okay to say it
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Oh loving really? Who told you that? He did. In his post. When he said me having dwarfism didn't mean I could make short jokes.
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StillFullyTerrible posted:He did. In his post. When he said me having dwarfism didn't mean I could make short jokes.
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StillFullyTerrible posted:He did. In his post. When he said me having dwarfism didn't mean I could make short jokes. I did not. What I said was that your dwarfism is not a pass to denigrate people because of their height. I brought this up after you claimed the opposite yourself. I mentioned myself hypothetically calling people a human being to demean them as a comparison. You’re being obtuse in an embarrassingly dumb way here. Such Fun has a new favorite as of 01:29 on Jun 15, 2021 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:jesus christ what happened to this thread i shouldn't have posted while still high on painkillers is what
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I’m trying to save it by talking about outer space sperm instead.
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Cartoon Man posted:I’m trying to save it by talking about outer space sperm instead.  IT'S GOT EVERYTHING! IT'S GOT HORSE SEMEN IT'S GOT CAP'T KIRK WHO WENT INTO SPACE YOU GOT SPOCK BUT THIS TIME IT'S A HORSE WITH A WIG AND IT'S " MR. ED IN SPACE"
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:jesus christ what happened to this thread I feel I might have taken this too far, and then some. But I meant well, really So how about that sperm, ey? Love me some hot loads!
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Everyone looks at me funny since I started referring to him as "Horse semen magnate William Shatner" but it's the literal truth gosh dang it
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What if, purely hypothetically, Ex-Mrs Shatner is on one of her rightful visitations to Renaissance Man's Midici, and some horse semen somehow (in an entirely innocent way, of course) ends up splattered on her clothing. Is it sufficient to wipe the semen off, or does she have to relinquish the clothing item to Shatner ?
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Commence the steroid jokes https://twitter.com/ShaynaRubin/status/1404285656939982848
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In the PYF pictures thread we just learned that a draft horse can produce up to 0,4 liter of semen per ejaculation. I’m not sure how this affects the discussion here, but I think it’s good to know that a horse can squirt to fill a soda can with enough left to choke an amateur.
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Such Fun posted:In the PYF pictures thread we just learned that a draft horse can produce up to 0,4 liter of semen per ejaculation. We're also talking semen in the Aquarium thread. This place really goes hard on trends.
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GiP talks about seamen regularly too
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if yall want to know about bull semen have i got the url for you https://www.cattle.com/semen/bulls/Man-Among-Boys.aspx
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Beach Boys is a less accurate name every year. Now they a bunch of Coast Codgers.
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My God how many of them are there?
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Cartoon Man posted:
Oops! All Y chromosome!
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:My God how many of them are there? Mike Love is the only original Beach Boys member in this particular incarnation of the beach boys.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Mike Love is the only original Beach Boys member in this particular incarnation of the beach boys. Bruce Johnston's had a couple of stints, but he's right at 50 years with the group. Kinda disturbing when you have 50 years in a group and you're not an original. Love was 20 when the band released their first single. The rest ranged in age from 14-19. Love turned 80 a few months ago and him creepily pretending to still be a boy is not even close to the worst thing he's ever done.
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Such Fun posted:In the PYF pictures thread we just learned that a draft horse can produce up to 0,4 liter of semen per ejaculation.
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If you take a close look at Mars you’ll see a network of canals, which I can only assume are there for dealing with the kind of high volume ejaculate a draft horse produces each day
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:jesus christ what happened to this thread pyf has been in a real weird place recently
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Mike Love is the only original Beach Boys member in this particular incarnation of the beach boys. Mike Love is a chud rear end in a top hat who co-wrote the unforgivable poo poo song “Kokomo”. Dude’s great achievement was being born a cousin to some actually talented people.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:jesus christ what happened to this thread I don't know, but let's please go into Coldly Compiled Lists mode for, like, a few hours and let's move past the stuff, please.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Mike Love is a chud rear end in a top hat who co-wrote the unforgivable poo poo song “Kokomo”. Dude’s great achievement was being born a cousin to some actually talented people. I don't know much about the Beach Boys, but Todd In The Shadows did a Trainwreckords episode on the Summer in Paradise album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DoFMALzWZI And yeah, Mike Love does come off as being kind of a prick.
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:My God how many of them are there? There were originally 5. I've no idea why that number's now doubled. e: My guess is that it's because each new member has only a fraction of the talent, so they need more of them. But that's very cynical of me. Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 11:49 on Jun 15, 2021 |
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