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Turns out if you offer your white wife to african tribesmen they'll enhance your penis size 6-9 inches in a few weeks! Incredible! Anyone else taken the plunge to email penis enhancement? How about those millions of dollars just sitting around??? Looking to swap stories of our fabulous riches and huge dongers
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 18:57 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 00:18 |
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Honestly thought this would be a misdirection thread about platform heels or stilts or something. Dissapointed, OP.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 18:58 |
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I don't wanna.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 19:00 |
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So, is this a new elon musk tweet or something?
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 19:00 |
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Nice nick, George H.W. oval office.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 19:01 |
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That's a loving weird post. You're weird, OP.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 19:02 |
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I stole a magic hat from a wizard. While wearing it, my dilz doubles in length when i see a pair of big tiddies.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 19:03 |
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The hell am I gonna do with a 16-19 inch hog?
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 19:04 |
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BigBadSteve posted:Nice nick, George H.W. oval office. this but unironically
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 19:04 |
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I ate 6 chocolate bars a day and gained 7 inches on my waist size! Thanks anti-slim!
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 19:04 |
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One time I drank some frangelico and my entire body doubled in size! Turns out I have a horrible hazelnut allergy.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 19:06 |
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OPs mom loves my dick+balls just the way that Allah (peace be upon him) made them
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 19:14 |
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Oh hey are you a door to door dildo salesman
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 19:16 |
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Okay who do I contact
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 19:35 |
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Gain 6-9 inches inside like a deeper anus you mean? Can it be deeper and larger? Yeah who do we contact?
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 20:12 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:One time I drank some frangelico and my entire body doubled in size! Turns out I have a horrible hazelnut allergy. This is a true story btw, which sucks cause hazelnuts are the only tree nut i actually like.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 20:17 |
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One of the biggest factors in determining my favorite nuts is mouthfeel
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 20:20 |
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George H.W. oval office posted:Turns out if you offer your white wife to african tribesmen they'll enhance your penis size 6-9 inches in a few weeks! Incredible! 🍆🍆𝗔𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 𝗪𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝗻 𝗚𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝟲 𝗜𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 20:23 |
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I always wanted a longer scrotum
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 01:34 |
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Chinatown posted:OPs mom loves my dick+balls just the way that Allah (peace be upon him) made them
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 01:38 |
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I don't want a bigger dick, but it'd be cool to be like 6'6" or something. That'd be rad.
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 01:42 |
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I would like the 6-9 inches to be added to my throat wattle
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 01:47 |
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Smugworth posted:I always wanted a longer scrotum Keep getting older, you’ll get there.
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 01:59 |
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Got good news and bad news. Good news is you gained 4 inches “What’s the bad news?” It’s malignant
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 02:00 |
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Quit my job to go to Squirt University to learn from all the pros. SQUIRT U COLLEGE FOOTBALL RULES!
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 02:05 |
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I am rich in butter, I have soaked my appendages each in turn. I slide everywhere, I travel in comfort and style, only the occasional collision brings me any discomfort. I am soon to enter the oven, I shall become golden brown and then I'll become the side I was always meant to be. Served upon a plate, rich in butter, affordable and delicious, endless and nutritious.
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 02:12 |
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Just stating the obvious: it would be really nice and fun if I had a big penis.
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 02:25 |
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Just stating the obvious: it would be really nice and fun if I had a big penis. But then you lose your excuse for disappointing people tho?
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 02:30 |
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syntaxfunction posted:But then you lose your excuse for disappointing people tho? Robert Crumb has a giant dilz and he doesn’t pretend the world wouldn’t be better off without him. I mean, from one biopic I saw in like 1996.
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 02:49 |
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Everyone knows that a woman’s virginity is used to grow the first person she has sex withs penis to be the right size to fit her vagina
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 03:39 |
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bird with big dick posted:Everyone knows that a woman’s virginity is used to grow the first person she has sex withs penis to be the right size to fit her vagina What about lezbeings though
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 03:48 |
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The Bloop posted:What about lezbeings though They exist for the pleasure of straight men, didn’t you go through the orientation class?
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 03:50 |
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Just stating the obvious: it would be really nice and fun if I had a big penis. Then get a new boyfriend for gently caress sake.
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 04:00 |
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Are you saying I could have a 7 to 10 inch penis?
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 04:11 |
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I also am pretty bad at navigating the topic of race OP maybe you and me, we just make our terrible posts about topics we are good at like
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 05:04 |
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I like my penis just as it is. If I gained 6-9 inches I don't think it'd fit. I'd have to go gay to have a long enough hallway to fit my tubesteak.
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 05:08 |
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The whole world's a cuck
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 07:40 |
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I'd like 6-9 inches inside iykwim. A penis, in my butt, that's what I mean.
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 09:23 |
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My wife says our TV is just fine and she visits the neighbor for sex, not their huge tube
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 12:07 |
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Icochet posted:My wife says our TV is just fine and she visits the neighbor for sex, not their huge tube My wife always screams during sex. Especially when I walk in on her.
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