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Oh, I hope you all know what day it is today… June 14th, 1987… Nice game, pretty boy…
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 22:11 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:52 |
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Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of your account.
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 00:27 |
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Can you do me a favor? I need you to go to the unemployment office with me.
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 02:42 |
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Well, actually you did miss one nugget of entertainment. Have you ever seen Mouse Cadet dance?
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 07:47 |
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She danced!?
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 08:08 |
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Did she do the little kicks and the thumbs?
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 10:26 |
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Sweet Fancy Moses!
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 12:56 |
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Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced...
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 17:06 |
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Mouse Cadet posted:Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced... Gonorrhea!
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 17:39 |
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I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you’d have FUN with it!
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 17:50 |
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And you call THAT the tractor story?
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 18:43 |
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Well, actually, he, um, doesn't really like to do...everything.
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 21:27 |
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He took it out
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 04:11 |
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How about it sucked.
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 08:23 |
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SirPablo posted:How about it sucked. Quit posting your stupid quote about the stupid desert and just die already. DIE!
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 11:40 |
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You told nana to drop dead??
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 13:32 |
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What the hell, I'll eat some trash.
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 00:24 |
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She called. He yelled "Potee". I missed her.
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 01:31 |
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regulargonzalez posted:She called. He yelled "Potee". I missed her. regulargonzalez? ... I don't know sometimes...
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 01:54 |
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What is this!? A profolactic wrapper!?
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 01:58 |
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Vietnamwees posted:What is this!? A profolactic wrapper!? You know those condoms I gave you? They're defective, don't use them. https://mobile.twitter.com/nzherald/status/1404594686996762630
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 18:23 |
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Summer of George https://twitter.com/esquire/status/1405887175619710976?s=20
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 20:04 |
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Cable boy. Cable boy. What have you done to my little cable boy?
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# ? Jun 19, 2021 20:04 |
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Why don't you just tell me what movie you want to see?
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# ? Jun 19, 2021 20:52 |
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Why does everything with you always have to be so...jokey? I'm a comedian
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# ? Jun 19, 2021 20:56 |
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Vietnamwees posted:Why does everything with you always have to be so...jokey? I can't post with someone if I don't respect what they do.
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# ? Jun 19, 2021 21:18 |
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If I can't post then I have no reason to live! 😭
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# ? Jun 19, 2021 22:49 |
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THATS LIKE DISCOVERING PLUTONIUM BY ACCIDENT!
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# ? Jun 20, 2021 01:44 |
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JUST BECAUSE A CANDY BAR FAILS TO FALL FROM IT'S PERCH, DOES NOT IMPLY TRANSFER OF OWNERSHIP!!!!
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# ? Jun 20, 2021 23:46 |
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FREE CANDAY!!!
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# ? Jun 21, 2021 04:55 |
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Mmm... Machu Picchu!
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# ? Jun 21, 2021 05:03 |
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I was just about to drop a video of George saying "I AM AWARE" into a conversation but found out that's not on YouTube. Just as part of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0yPftkzTSA
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# ? Jun 21, 2021 05:20 |
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Rageaholic posted:I was just about to drop a video of George saying "I AM AWARE" into a conversation but found out that's not on YouTube. So why am I watching it?
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# ? Jun 22, 2021 14:04 |
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Because it's on TV!
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# ? Jun 22, 2021 14:58 |
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Not yet.
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# ? Jun 22, 2021 16:10 |
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From what I hear, the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.
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# ? Jun 22, 2021 16:37 |
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Not from the footage I’ve seen.
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# ? Jun 22, 2021 17:24 |
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Vietnamwees posted:Not from the footage I’ve seen. So, I've got ice cream all over my face. There were no napkins there. Whoever it was that's responsible for stocking that concession stand cost me a relationship.
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# ? Jun 22, 2021 18:43 |
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Heavy_D posted:So, I've got ice cream all over my face. There were no napkins there. Whoever it was that's responsible for stocking that concession stand cost me a relationship. Do you think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000, or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?
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# ? Jun 22, 2021 19:41 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:52 |
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Most of the forums are carpet, and one day we will do the cleaning.
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 06:08 |